Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months

Motion of the ocean vs. size of the boat

Is bigger better?  Does being tiny take a guy out of the running?  Discuss. 

Re: Motion of the ocean vs. size of the boat

  • In my experience, thicker=better, but I have never been with anyone with a tiny wang, so I might not be the best person to ask.
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  • They can be too big. And knowledge trumps physique any time.
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  • for me it's the 'motion'. I've had some that we HUGE and it'd do it for me AT ALL. I've had curved, which sorta just weirded me out. Hubs is just average. Perfect for me. He knows what I like (not just about penetration)

    I had an ex who was pretty small, but he made up for it in other ways... I don't care about size.

  • imagehistorychick79:
    They can be too big. And knowledge trumps physique any time.

    I concur on both points.

  • A peen is all about what you do with it. So, motion it is.
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  • imageLoisLane23:
    We need a clicky poll for this. I'd rather a polish sausage than a spaghetti noodle.
    OK, that's possible.  However I need help to narrow down the options.  So far, I'm thinking "baby corn peen," or "senior tuna can" and there are like a million in-between options. 
  • I would say motion of the ocean... as long as the size is at least average.  If it's teeny weeny it makes things very difficult and awkward.   But Bigger is not always better if he has no skills... and I agree with the PP about thickness too
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  • imagembenit4:
    For me, I prefer an average length boat. I would prefer a wider hull but as long as the captain is knowledgeable I am all good. Oh yes, I do prefer good motion as well.
    I see all this nautical talk got your bumping in a twist & extra posty!  bahaha. 
  • imagehistorychick79:
    They can be too big. And knowledge trumps physique any time.

    Oh so true.  Those are not good memories.....

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  • Tiny is a problem. Too big is also a problem.  Call me Goldilocks. :)
  • If he doesn't know how to waggle it, you might as well go buy a toy and skip the drama of having a man around.

    ETA: ex from high school was nicknamed "pencil ***", DH is average, and this one guy is the "coke can."

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  • I have had one that was wayyy too big, like size of my 8 1/2 ft shoe! It was ok but I could never climax with it so that was a no. Then I had one who had the perfect moves..we actually broke his bead but to be honest..I FELT NOTHING it was so small. My hubby is perfect because I love thick and not too short or long and his is perfect. He also can get me to multiple orgasms every time. He is a winner..as am I:)
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  • If you say size doesn't matter...

    then you should try to fck a guy with a 1 inch *** and see what happens.

    I just give up. 

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  • It just depends.  If the guy doesn't know how to use it, whether he is small or large, could be diasterous. 


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