January 2012 Moms

D@*n you Beyonce!

Can I please just complain about her for one more second?  Did anyone else see the pictures she released of when her LO was born?  First off, her little girl is adorable.  Second, she looks amazing in the pic after just having a baby NATURAL (as she has said).  The pictures of me after having DS are HORRIFIC, I mean I look like a zombie.  Quite frankly, if it weren't for the fact DS was just born in the pics, I would never want to see them again!  Ugh, Beyonce...
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Re: D@*n you Beyonce!

  • If you had rented out an entire wing of a hospital, had your personal make up artist and stylist present and had the photos professionally airbrushed, I bet that you would look just as gorgeous!!!! (I am sure that you did look gorgeous in your pictures--like a real woman who had just gone through the trauma and miracle of birth!)  That being said, I totally agree with the subject line ; ) 
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  • I do not envy Beyonce at all.  I would look amazing in a dress that flattered my figure with expensive shape wear underneath too.  I would look amazing with my hair professionally done along with my makeup.  Why does anyone care about this crap anymore....
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  • Don't let Beyonce get you down!!!!  She has money to pay people to help her look that good!  Anyone can do it if they have the money to spend.
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  • imageBabyC2012:
    If you had rented out an entire wing of a hospital, had your personal make up artist and stylist present and had the photos professionally airbrushed, I bet that you would look just as gorgeous!!!! (I am sure that you did look gorgeous in your pictures--like a real woman who had just gone through the trauma and miracle of birth!)  That being said, I totally agree with the subject line ; ) 

    HOLD. UP.

    You mean you didn't do that? My makeup artist cut the umbilical cord and then gave my baby a facial (I mean really, all that uterus goop all over her skin? Hella bad for the pores ladies). 

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  • imageSmittyPants:

    imageBabyC2012:
    If you had rented out an entire wing of a hospital, had your personal make up artist and stylist present and had the photos professionally airbrushed, I bet that you would look just as gorgeous!!!! (I am sure that you did look gorgeous in your pictures--like a real woman who had just gone through the trauma and miracle of birth!)  That being said, I totally agree with the subject line ; ) 

    HOLD. UP.

    You mean you didn't do that? My makeup artist cut the umbilical cord and then gave my baby a facial (I mean really, all that uterus goop all over her skin? Hella bad for the pores ladies). 

    LOL.  I actually don't care, was just bored at the time.  I was in labor for 17 hours and pushed for 2 therefore I could have cared less what I looked like.  In fact I didn't do my hair for a week straight after having DS.

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  • I think her baby kind of looks like my baby!!  I, however, did not look like her after delivery. 

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  • All of the makeup and shapewear in the world couldn't make me jealous of Beyonce.
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  • imagelilnightmusic:
    This is assuming of course that she had the baby at all... it's easy to look fab when you're surrogate is doing all the work.

    This is exactly what I was thinking.

      

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