After giving DD a bath by myself (DH is out of town) to clean her up after her hysterical meltdown in the car that left her a sweaty mess, we were all snuggled in bed, clean PJs on, and she pukes everywhere. Like everywhere, volcano erupting everywhere lava puke. It covered me, her, the bed, the floor (carpeted, naturally), the dresser, changing pad, the Boppy, walls, gross. But she is happy now and so smiley and cute I can't even be annoyed
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BFP#1- 12.31.09- EDD 09.10.10- our angel Ella born sleeping on 09.03.10
BFP#2- 03.09.11- EDD 11.13.11- DS born 10.29.11 via successful induction
BFP#3- 6.27.12- EDD 3.5.13- CVS 8.28.12, it's a BOY!-- DS2 born 2.14.13 via successful induction
I love when they create pandemonium and sit there and smile as you clean up the aftermath, don't you?
BFP #1 5/2010 - Missed m/c at 8 weeks BFP #2 2/2011 Baby G welcomed with love and relief 10/2011 Surprise BFP 1/8/2013...say what? Baby A arrived 9/2013
Oh no, that sounds awful. But at least she's all smiles now!
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place.
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace.
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste,
It all revolves around you.
Girl, let me tell you this. I am no parenting expert, by any stretch of the imagination, but with six years of experience I feel confident in passing on this little nugget....
Sh!t like that will ONLY happen when dh is away!! For realz!! The kids are always sick when dh is oot. They throw up EVERYWHERE when he is oot. That way, it's up to me, and me alone, to make sure I get them, myself, and everything else victimized by the vomit explosion cleaned up and/or in the wash before the stink takes over our home and stains set in on everything.
Yep...only when dh is gone. Ahhhhh...the joys....
Forever missing Baby Z #3 ~ Natural m/c 4.12.2010 at 11w2d
*So proud and so lucky to be the mommy of two beautiful little girls and one handsome little man*
RJ~5.17.2005~born @ 37w due to IUGR~4lbs 15ozs
Al~4.5.2008~born big and healthy @ 38w~7lbs 9.5ozs
Lil man~5.20.2011~born big and healthy @ 39w (after one he!! of a pregnancy)~8lbs 1oz
Girl, let me tell you this. I am no parenting expert, by any stretch of the imagination, but with six years of experience I feel confident in passing on this little nugget....
Sh!t like that will ONLY happen when dh is away!! For realz!! The kids are always sick when dh is oot. They throw up EVERYWHERE when he is oot. That way, it's up to me, and me alone, to make sure I get them, myself, and everything else victimized by the vomit explosion cleaned up and/or in the wash before the stink takes over our home and stains set in on everything.
Yep...only when dh is gone. Ahhhhh...the joys....
I agree. Explosions only happen when you're alone. But god forbid your DH is home alone when one happens to him. He will call you, his mom, and the Haz-Mat team in for backup.
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Hugs mama, if it makes you feel any better DS pooped while I was feeding him at lunch time. It was one of those explosions that came out of his diapes and got all over his clothes and a little on my WORK clothes. Unlike him I didn't have a change of clothing for me!
Girl, let me tell you this. I am no parenting expert, by any stretch of the imagination, but with six years of experience I feel confident in passing on this little nugget....
Sh!t like that will ONLY happen when dh is away!! For realz!! The kids are always sick when dh is oot. They throw up EVERYWHERE when he is oot. That way, it's up to me, and me alone, to make sure I get them, myself, and everything else victimized by the vomit explosion cleaned up and/or in the wash before the stink takes over our home and stains set in on everything.
Yep...only when dh is gone. Ahhhhh...the joys....
I agree. Explosions only happen when you're alone. But god forbid your DH is home alone when one happens to him. He will call you, his mom, and the Haz-Mat team in for backup.
LOL you girls crack me up and it's so true! On today's schedule is steam cleaning the carpet while Miss Pukey Pants smiles away like nothing happened
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Hugs mama, if it makes you feel any better DS pooped while I was feeding him at lunch time. It was one of those explosions that came out of his diapes and got all over his clothes and a little on my WORK clothes. Unlike him I didn't have a change of clothing for me!
Oh no! You poor thing! I've started traveling with an extra set of clothes now since I've been puked on so badly while out and about I've had to go home.
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Hugs mama, if it makes you feel any better DS pooped while I was feeding him at lunch time. It was one of those explosions that came out of his diapes and got all over his clothes and a little on my WORK clothes. Unlike him I didn't have a change of clothing for me!
Oh no! You poor thing! I've started traveling with an extra set of clothes now since I've been puked on so badly while out and about I've had to go home.
I think I may need to carry an outfit for myself as well. Fun stuff!
Re: Good times
MC 9/8/10
Baby Boy Born 7/31/11
Yucky!
Glad you are smiling about it !
BFP #1 5/2010 - Missed m/c at 8 weeks
BFP #2 2/2011
Baby G welcomed with love and relief 10/2011
Surprise BFP 1/8/2013...say what? Baby A arrived 9/2013
Motherhood is not for wimps
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place.
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace.
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste,
It all revolves around you.
Girl, let me tell you this. I am no parenting expert, by any stretch of the imagination, but with six years of experience I feel confident in passing on this little nugget....
Sh!t like that will ONLY happen when dh is away!! For realz!! The kids are always sick when dh is oot. They throw up EVERYWHERE when he is oot. That way, it's up to me, and me alone, to make sure I get them, myself, and everything else victimized by the vomit explosion cleaned up and/or in the wash before the stink takes over our home and stains set in on everything.
Yep...only when dh is gone. Ahhhhh...the joys....
*So proud and so lucky to be the mommy of two beautiful little girls
and one handsome little man*
RJ~5.17.2005~born @ 37w due to IUGR~4lbs 15ozs
Al~4.5.2008~born big and healthy @ 38w~7lbs 9.5ozs
Lil man~5.20.2011~born big and healthy @ 39w (after one he!! of a pregnancy)~8lbs 1oz
I agree. Explosions only happen when you're alone. But god forbid your DH is home alone when one happens to him. He will call you, his mom, and the Haz-Mat team in for backup.
BFP #1 - m/c on 12.22.09 @ 8w3d
BFP #2 - d&c on 07.22.10 @11w1d
BFP #3 - DS born on 06.22.11 @41w3d!
BFP #4 - Due 04.24.13
The brothers I Rule and OMG! with their faithful sidekickFootFoot.
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
I'm sorry that Murphy & his stupid Law came to visit. But, I agree that it is so hard to be upset about anything these little stinkers do.
ETA: And I'm glad Winter felt better after getting it all out!