So..I'm standing in line at Subway for lunch...(a must read!)

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · November 2008

Mind you, I'm still bloated...I don't look pregnant yet..but anyway..

Standing in line at Subway during lunch time...very busy time. This lady BEHIND me decides she'll order the subs for herself and whoever she is on the phone with before I can even spit my order out.

Wait. What? Hell no.

I interrupt her, and say tell her that I was in line before her (I'm so hungry I could eat my damn arm at this point) and she gives me this nasty look and tells the person on the phone that "she'll have to wait to tell her the order because the chubby girl needs her food now"

Jaw meet floor.

The subway guy stops making my sandwhich.

I turn my head to the side and look this evil biatch up and down and said "i'm pregnant, with the hell is your excuse?"

Muahaha. I really wish I could've been more creative..damn. Luckily for me, the sub guy started trying to take her order..she clearly could've taken me if she wanted.

This crap only happens to me..seriously..people suck ass.

buckeyethor · November 2008

OMG!!

wec5473 · November 2008

Another instance where I would have to bitchslapacrosstheface.

Sarahb34743 · November 2008

ROFLMAO!! ha ha haaaa, you go girl! I think that was creative enough Yes

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · November 2008

wec5473:
Another instance where I would have to bitchslapacrosstheface.

I read the trimspa post..is today biatch day or something?

mclaugaa · November 2008

I would have trip her as she was carrying her subs. Just to make me laugh

MommyMimi27 · November 2008

WTF Is wrong with people!!

Sxia · November 2008

I would have died if you had grabbed her phone, closed it/hung up and said, "Don't you know that's rude?" or "You must not have been paying attention. I'M in front of you."

phishphood · November 2008

I would have freaked out on her! What a total_bitch!

The_Jen626 · November 2008

OMG I would have GONE OFF on that biitch!!! So did you just calmly order your sandwich after her?? I would have freaked out!!

shannynhall · November 2008

You had such restraint to only say that. I can't even imagine the verbal beating I would dole out to someone that said something like that about me.

wifeypooh · November 2008

Your come back rocks. Stupid biatch.

MrsYorkley · November 2008

Wowww... that so tops what happened to me lol.

I woulda Knockedabitchout.

Your comment you made made me giggle lol.

Today really is *** day! ... Mass murder?

christie.h · November 2008

wow. at least you had the guts to say something when she cut you, and then again when she called you chubby. I might have starved to death just trying to understand how ppl can be so stupidly rude before i managed to get words out.

then again, pregnancy has instilled some new forms of crankiness and impatience that might have motivated me to slap her if i was caught speechless. hahaha.?

brideofscowboy · November 2008

Well done!

Way to keep it classy b/c that situation could have gotten UGLY!

hawindrem · November 2008

Sometimes I wish it were appropriate to slap someone in the face.

Aug Bride · November 2008

I think it was a great come back!

Gretchen kiolbasa · November 2008

wow, people are rediculous

manic mama · November 2008

So they took her order first anyway???

Sorry, I'm focusing on the injustice of you baby beinf forced to eat arm for lunch. Did you heat it up until it was steaming?

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · November 2008

I calmly ate my sandwhich in subway and she left with hers. I wanted to..oh idk..roundhouse kick her in the throat or babymaker..but I'm too much of a chicken shit. I was surprised with myself for just having that small comment to say..before these hormones came in..I kept things like that to myself. Now I have road rage..I discovered my middle finger..I discovered my car horn...lol.

MarriedBestFriends · November 2008

Oh no- I think you did a perfect job. It's always much harder to say something when you're actually in that situation---line-cutting used to happen to me all the time so I practically perfected my biatchtastic tone to say "I'm sorry that lines don't apply to you". If someone called my chubby I would FLIP.

Mrs.C042807 · November 2008

I would have b!tchslapped her.

Ritza · November 2008

Sxia:
I would have died if you had grabbed her phone, closed it/hung up and said, "Don't you know that's rude?" or "You must not have been paying attention. I'M in front of you."

Yup! I would have grabbed the phone and tossed it over the counter. LOL!

Then kicked her in the groin.

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · November 2008

manic mama:

So they took her order first anyway???

Sorry, I'm focusing on the injustice of you baby beinf forced to eat arm for lunch. Did you heat it up until it was steaming?

It was either an arm or leg, arm is closer. I'm not too flexible.

Maybe all that hot coffee I had steamed the turkey internally...

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · November 2008

manic mama:

So they took her order first anyway???

Sorry, I'm focusing on the injustice of you baby beinf forced to eat arm for lunch. Did you heat it up until it was steaming?

Oh yeah, the guy started my sandwhich, passed it down and then started her order. They do an assembly line type of thing...

Ritza · November 2008

SouthernBellelovesaYankee:
I discovered my middle finger..

LOL!!!

DEBBIE33CASEY · November 2008

Good for you for standing up for yourself instead of merely giving her a nasty look. She needed some sense kicked into her and I'm glad you were there to do it!!

Wendells · November 2008

ohmyfrickingod. what a fkn snatch! i think you did a great job with your comeback. apparently she's never been in a line before where you wait your turn.