Guarantee you'll get pregnant!!*

VikingQueen · January 2012

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(Gotta make sure it's extra virgin or it won't work!)

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= a BABY!!!

Let me tell you how it all works, you mix all these natural ingredients together, slather up your mate and your girlie bits and get to town.. After your mate does his business make sure you wipe out all the excess so it can be a surprise!! in 9 months you will have a beautiful baby!!

* Disclaimer.. this only works the first time you have sex.. everything has to be a virgin, both oils, you, your mate.. damn I guess I can't guarantee it.. shucks.. maybe you should really consult your doctor.. Cause I don't think my degree is legit.. Tongue Tied

damn I paid them $0.05 for this degree.. the least they could do is put my name on it!

AmKaSaw · January 2012

LOL! Love the PIPs.

LoveOfMikesLife · January 2012

ROTFLMAO

roxyttandme · January 2012

Confession: I originally viewed this post of get the olive oil affect on the lady bits from your siggy... Shame on me from not knowing how incredibly fab your post would be.

:::palm to forehead::::

JellyTwoPointO · January 2012

Go back and read my thread. Did I say this was a baby making potion? Did I say it was a fertility booster? Did I EVER ONCE use the word GUARENTEE?!?!

No. I did not. So please get off it because you're putting words in my mouth that I clearly did not say.

BBhopes15 · January 2012

LOL

AmKaSaw · January 2012

Jellybean902:
Go back and read my thread. Did I say this was a baby making potion? Did I say it was a fertility booster? Did I EVER ONCE use the word GUARENTEE?!?!
No. I did not. So please get off it because you're putting words in my mouth that I clearly did not say.

More cool story bro here

jenn0021 · January 2012

Jellybean902:
Go back and read my thread. Did I say this was a baby making potion? Did I say it was a fertility booster? Did I EVER ONCE use the word GUARENTEE?!?!
No. I did not. So please get off it because you're putting words in my mouth that I clearly did not say.

She is not putting words in your mouth.

VQ, I love you and I love this post.

VikingQueen · January 2012

Jellybean902:

Go back and read my thread. Did I say this was a baby making potion? Did I say it was a fertility booster? Did I EVER ONCE use the word GUARENTEE?!?!

No. I did not. So please get off it because you're putting words in my mouth that I clearly did not say.

she uses it herself and has had three children and she's a heck of a lot more knowledgable about conception and fertility than I am.

that is from your post.. no you never used the word guarentee and I never said you did.. plus of course it isn't working for you, you didn't use the sham wow afterwards.. silly jelly belly!!

foxxy1 · January 2012

What if I don't have a shamwow?? Will I still be able to get pregnant???

[Deleted User] · January 2012

Jellybean902:
Go back and read my thread. Did I say this was a baby making potion? Did I say it was a fertility booster? Did I EVER ONCE use the word GUARENTEE?!?!
No. I did not. So please get off it because you're putting words in my mouth that I clearly did not say.

Just give up because honestly:

LSzwaya · January 2012

I knew since it was taking so long I must have been doing something wrong...

roxyttandme · January 2012

Sorry. Sometimes I have maturity issues....

she is made from escargo and salad dressing.

AmKaSaw · January 2012

foxxy1:
What if I don't have a shamwow?? Will I still be able to get pregnant???

No, you NEED the shamwow....maybe some of that sawdust stuff they clean yak up with if you're really in a bind...

VikingQueen · January 2012

foxxy1:
What if I don't have a shamwow?? Will I still be able to get pregnant???

no it has to be shamwow, it's the only cloth with enough absorbency...

::runs off to buy stock in ShamWow now::

jenn0021 · January 2012

VikingQueen:
foxxy1:
What if I don't have a shamwow?? Will I still be able to get pregnant???

no it has to be shamwow, it's the only cloth with enough absorbency...

::runs off to buy stock in ShamWow now::

HAHA! This just cracks me up. Big Smile

LaTi07 · January 2012

I don't buy it VQ. I'm sticking with Pam. Stick out tongue

BabyTrippin · January 2012

You forgot to tell them they can't poop for at least 7 days after! You'll risk pooping out the sperm otherwise!

amyrdz522 · January 2012

the shamwow guy always has this creepy look on his face... Off topic, but didn't a hooker try to bite his tongue off? lol

Kasi80 · January 2012

***SIGGY WARNING***

*ahem* I would like you to all know that you DO NOT need to be a virgin for this concoction to work. Wink

VikingQueen · January 2012

LaTi07:
I don't buy it VQ. I'm sticking with Pam.

the makers of Pam are lying slores, this is so much better for lady bits and it makes your silk sheets a slip and slide afterwards so therefore a much funer experience all around!!

VikingQueen · January 2012

Kasi80:
***SIGGY WARNING***

*ahem* I would like you to all know that you DO NOT need to be a virgin for this concoction to work.

squee!!! This is great news. I believe your my first testimonial that wasn't a virgin!!

VikingQueen · January 2012

BabyTrippin:
You forgot to tell them they can't poop for at least 7 days after! You'll risk pooping out the sperm otherwise!

damn how did I forget this important step, thanks for keeping me in line babytrippin!

FutureMrsDrew73110 · January 2012

VQ- I think you made me wake my husband up b/c I was laughing so hard!!!!! I

you ladies!!!

bananers · January 2012

Don't forget to stand on your head afterward!

VikingQueen · January 2012

PetraStonegirl:
Jellybean902:

Go back and read my thread. Did I say this was a baby making potion? Did I say it was a fertility booster? Did I EVER ONCE use the word GUARENTEE?!?!

No. I did not. So please get off it because you're putting words in my mouth that I clearly did not say.

No, but neither did VQ. She used the word guarantee. It's different.

Stick out tongue

Eveanyn · January 2012

VikingQueen:
LaTi07:
I don't buy it VQ. I'm sticking with Pam.
the makers of Pam are lying slores, this is so much better for lady bits and it makes your silk sheets a slip and slide afterwards so therefore a much funer experience all around!!

Oh, noes! Are silk sheets a must?!

Jen7989 · January 2012

haha I love you guys. you just made a bad day 10x better!

FreyaWin2382 · January 2012

awesome.

VikingQueen · January 2012

Eveanyn:

VikingQueen:
LaTi07:
I don't buy it VQ. I'm sticking with Pam.
the makers of Pam are lying slores, this is so much better for lady bits and it makes your silk sheets a slip and slide afterwards so therefore a much funer experience all around!!

Oh, noes! Are silk sheets a must?!

Only for extracurricular activities lol

melly918 · January 2012

All I can say is O.M.G. Viking, didn't you say this board needed to be waked up?!

I just finished my dinner and all this talk about stuffing shitz up your vag makes me want to (insert green pukey face cuz my stupid iMac doesn't do this).

LOL. I gotta log out for the night or I'll never get anything done.

VikingQueen · January 2012

melly918:

All I can say is O.M.G. Viking, didn't you say this board needed to be waked up?!

I just finished my dinner and all this talk about stuffing shitz up your vag makes me want to (insert green pukey face cuz my stupid iMac doesn't do this).

LOL. I gotta log out for the night or I'll never get anything done.

I know right.. lol

jantyme · January 2012

buckeyebaby814 · January 2012

melly918:
All I can say is O.M.G. Viking, didn't you say this board needed to be waked up?!
I just finished my dinner and all this talk about stuffing shitz up your vag makes me want to (insert green pukey face cuz my stupid iMac doesn't do this).

LOL. I gotta log out for the night or I'll never get anything done.

[+o(*] - * = Ick!