Can you tell I am bored? DH is working and I am avoiding boards studying like the plague.
1) Are you happy with your post-partum body now that you are 1+ years out?
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house?
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)?
4) Shower sex: yay or nay?
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump.
Re: A survey that doesn't take as much thinking this time...
Yay!
1. Yes. I still have 12 pounds to go, but I think I am in about the best shape I have been in a long time.
2. Please, keep your shoes ON!
3. Um...
4. Nay
5. Hmmm...I will have to get back to you on this one.
1) Are you happy with your post-partum body now that you are 1+ years out?
I weigh less than I did before I had Jackson but I am bewildered by how my boobs look. I never knew one could lay on one side of you and the other on your other side while you sleep.
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house?
I would prefer they didn't but I would never ask them to take them off unless it was really muddy or wet outside.
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)?
We've lived here 3 years and I've done it twice. Again,
4) Shower sex: yay or nay? yay! the only way I was able to o when I was pregnant.
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump.
All I can think of right now is beccaga's rap:
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/57923377.aspx
1. No. I have about 5 lbs to go. I'm going to the gym 2x a week but I loooove to eat, so it's tough.
2. Shoes on or off is ok with me.
3. I've cleaned under the major appliances 1 time in 3 years.
4. nay
5. Tough one, but I will say I was sad to have missed the drama when Yankee left. I was on vacation.
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2: I'm not obsessed with shoes being off, but it's nice when they take them off.
3: Honestly....never.
4: Yay :-)
5: There are a bunch.. Like a woman who stole from Salvation Army, a troll who posted about how we're doing everything wrong and she's right (Atliermethod I think was her sn), and so much more lol.
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
Ugh. I saw the beginning of it but missed when she actually left. I just remember one poster saying she knew the 'real' person IRL and also knew YB and knew they weren't the same person. I usually miss all the good drama. I also would like to know what went on with the other 'not to be named' bumpies.
Ok, so I guess my S(aturday)FFC should be that I am a bump nosy rosy.
OMG, I am all for nursing (still doing it in fact) but that lady was cray-cray! Was she the same lady that refused to give her 9 month old formula and wanted to go ahead and wean her to WCM so she never had to have formula?
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
1) Are you happy with your post-partum body now that you are 1+ years out?
Yes! I'm smaller than I was before getting pregnant. However, my boobs have taken a turn for the worse. They are honestly like deflated balloons.
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house?
It's not a huge deal, but I'd prefer them to be off.
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)?
The last time we cleaned under the stove was because a giant spider ran under there and I freaked out at SO to get it. That was when I was around 6 months pregnant. I cannot remember ever doing it before then. It was nasty!
4) Shower sex: yay or nay?
Nay. Too wet.
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump.
You missed the best question! Answer #5 (if you can).
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house? Don't care.
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)? Um... I think we've moved the fridge once since we've been here. The stove, washer, and dryer, never.
4) Shower sex: yay or nay? Nay. I prefer not to break my neck.
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump. Fingernail full of feta
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
Oh yes. That was a doozy. I never know whether to be mad they lied or happy that there is not a hurt baby.
No kidding! I would be afraid of some bad karma coming back to bite me in the ass for that!!
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
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Bahahaha. That was a good one too.
I don't remember the SN. But she said her LO had been bit very badly by the family dog. She said that her LO was in the hospital and crying for her mom. She also said her DH was at home with the dog. Then it "came out" that the dog had bit the kid before. Then it all turned out to be made up. Or something like that.
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
LOL, yes that does change the meaning a little.
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house? I don't really care. My dog tracks in dirt from outside all the time so I am always cleaning my floors anyway.
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)? Never
4) Shower sex: yay or nay? Nay. Shower time is MY time!
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump. Rude dudes!
1) Are you happy with your post-partum body now that you are 1+ years out?
--Nope (well I wasn't before I got pregnant with LO#2..) and now I'm even more sad at the fact that I'm 3 pounds away from what my weight was when I gave birth to DS (I've got some major weight to lose)
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house?
--I don't mind....
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)?
--I never have
4) Shower sex: yay or nay?
--Nay...
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump.
--Wow... ummm the girl who was on TTGP and said that she felt the wets down there and knew her bf had gone inside of her... but since she felt the wets she thought she may be pregnant.
That was quite shocking for sure!
1) Are you happy with your post-partum body now that you are 1+ years out?
Yes! I'm still at my normal weight, even being 18 weeks pg with #2. I was fine with my body about a week after giving birth.
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house?
I don't care, as long as their shoes aren't muddy and filthy.
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)?
We do this upon getting a new appliance or remodeling our kitchen. So... twice in the last 6 years!
4) Shower sex: yay or nay? Yay!
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump.
Irish Twins!
I really cannot think of one.
1) Are you happy with your post-partum body now that you are 1+ years out? Yes, thank you CrossFit
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house? Guest can wear them as they please
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)? LOL, I'm supposed to do that?
4) Shower sex: yay or nay? It's never worked due to height differences.
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump. N/A I'm on the nest much more than the bump.
1) Are you happy with your post-partum body now that you are 1+ years out? I reached my pre-pregnancy weight about a week before I got my BFP. Figures.
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house? It's nice if they take them off, but I'm not going to tell them to unless their shoes are super muddy.
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)? I have DH do it when I think of it. Usually just after I spill something and I know some of it went under there. On the rare occasions that DH cleans by himself, he always moves the appliances. If he does something, it's all the way.
4) Shower sex: yay or nay? Sounds better than it really is.
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump. There have been a lot. The one that comes to mind is the fairly recent one with the chick who claimed her daughter died of SIDS but it was a lie.
Unable to even.
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1) Are you happy with your post-partum body now that you are 1+ years out?
No. It's a hideous mess.
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house?
I'm Canadian. We take our shoes off in the house. Wearing shoes in the house is dirty and rude.
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)?
Haha.
4) Shower sex: yay or nay?
With my ex - yes. With my current husband - no. He doesn't want to.
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump.
Farmer guy delivering his baby.
This is the one I thought of immediately. I still can't believe that one. The other one that came to mind was the dog bite -- was her name SeaStar???
1) Are you happy with your post-partum body now that you are 1+ years out? I was pretty happy and then a couple months ago started with some bad habits and gained 10 lbs faster than I thought I could. Working on getting rid of that now ... we are TTC and I would like to drop a few before that happens
2) What is your stance on guests wearing shoes in your house? I've never allowed shoes to be on in my house. I also do not wear them when I am at someone else's house. I find it to be rude.
3) How often do you move your major appliances to clean under them (fridge, stove, washer/dryer)? Maybe once a year ... probably should do it more.
4) Shower sex: yay or nay? yay (surprised by so many nays)
5) Remind us of your favorite/most shocking/funniest post you've ever seen on the bump. see above.