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  • lovetorlovetor
    the sisterhood is a very exclusive society, its not like the tv shows....this is real life, not a silly game.
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    imagelaceylu37:
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    imagebrookelynpaisley:
    How well hung is your husband?

    about 8-9.5 inches, erect.

     

    OMG!!!!!!! this cant be real!! 

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  • dani2480dani2480 member

    imageapplesnaps:
    the sisterhood is a very exclusive society, its not like the tv shows....this is real life, not a silly game.

    Your recruitment methods certainly back up the exclusivity!

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  • gplove94gplove94 member
    This is definitely a new one!! Can we get a pic of this husband we'd be sharing?  I don't want to commit to something w/out knowing what I'm getting.  


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    Seriously What the hell is going on! 
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  • canthardlywait426canthardlywait426
    imagedani2480:

    Hmm... your husband wouldn't happen to be a drug dealer who likes to father children with multiple women, would he?


    Of course he likes to father children with multiple women. He's a polygamist!
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  • lovetorlovetor
    imageAli&Luke:

    Do you currently have other sister wives?

    I didn't realize the Bump was a matchmaking site for polygamists. 

    how do you think we meet?....at birth? we are regular people.

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    imageapplesnaps:
    imageAli&Luke:

    Do you currently have other sister wives?

    I didn't realize the Bump was a matchmaking site for polygamists. 

    how do you think we meet?....at birth? we are regular people.

    You met on The Bump?

    HAWT! 

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    I AM DYING LAUGHING AT ALL OF THIS!! Beer
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    imagedinine:
    This is definitely a new one!! Can we get a pic of this husband we'd be sharing?  I don't want to commit to something w/out knowing what I'm getting.  

    Oh OP, yes please do a PIP of your DH Yes 

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  • pinkiemopinkiemo member
    imageapplesnaps:
    imageAli&Luke:

    Do you currently have other sister wives?

    I didn't realize the Bump was a matchmaking site for polygamists. 

    how do you think we meet?....at birth? we are regular people.

    I think we're all assuming you met somewhere other than a board predominately filled with women already in committed relationships TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.

    And the TV show rocks. Don't you knock my Sister Wives.


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  • liz4pawsliz4paws member

    I grew up in Utah. Doesn't that give me preference in the application process?

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  • lovetorlovetor
    imageliz4paws:

    I grew up in Utah. Doesn't that give me preference in the application process?

    yes!...but we dont live there.

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    OP! You didn't answer my PM Crying My FI is underway.. I need that fist!

    not. funny.

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  • lovetorlovetor
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    YGPM!

    Was it the 9" schlong that sold you?

    its called a penis....

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    imagedinine:
    This is definitely a new one!! Can we get a pic of this husband we'd be sharing?  I don't want to commit to something w/out knowing what I'm getting.  

    Oh OP, yes please do a PIP of your DH Yes 

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    Bahaha! Awesome.

    ETA: And kinda sad...


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    I am so glad I clicked on this thread ...

    *Runs to get some popcorn*

     

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    imagejessuhmarie:
    YGPM!

    Was it the 9" schlong that sold you?

    its called a penis....

    Does this disqualify me as a potential sister wife? 

    no, you just need to correct yourself a bit.

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  • lizlaughlove21lizlaughlove21
    Wow. Just wow. WTF is happening?! I'm starting to think that half of these newbs are fake & just trying to stir things up..this cant be real!
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  • MeganJane915MeganJane915 member

    Oh my...it just keeps getting better...

    ::shakes head:: 

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  • brookelynpaisleybrookelynpaisley member

    I have legit questions.

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    1. Do I have to wear the prarie dress?

    2. Do I have to grow my hair long? My hair is fine and has no body. Braids are also NMS. Would this be an issue

    3. How often to I get my - er - our husband for romping?

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    imagejessuhmarie:
    imagebabyike:

    imagedinine:
    This is definitely a new one!! Can we get a pic of this husband we'd be sharing?  I don't want to commit to something w/out knowing what I'm getting.  

    Oh OP, yes please do a PIP of your DH Yes 

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    No offense OP, but he's a double bagger with the lights out for sure...  GL on your sister wife search though. 

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  • brookelynpaisleybrookelynpaisley member
    imagecrystalbaby:
    "I sent this b!tch a picture of my d!ck.." (Sorry for the ridiculously long quote string; I haven't figured out how to remove the extraneous text.)

    True story, my friends' band Poz and Infekt has a song called D*ck Pics. I don't know if they've made a video yet for it, but I think it's on iTunes.

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    imagebrookelynpaisley:
    How well hung is your husband?

     ha!! dying!!!!

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    imagebrookelynpaisley:
    How well hung is your husband?

    BAhaha 

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    imageapplesnaps:

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    Also are applesnaps anything like Applejacks?

    ....this a drink we make hear in town, quite yummy.

    Oh! I've had an applesnap before!  

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    imagejessuhmarie:
    imagecrystalbaby:

    "I sent this b!tch a picture of my d!ck.." (Sorry for the ridiculously long quote string; I haven't figured out how to remove the extraneous text.)

    Gotcha (;

    What you do is you delete after the first [ ]'s with my username in them allllll the way to the text you want to quote.. so in this case to right before "WTH"

    I got it! Twas hilarious.


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    imagecrystalbaby:
    imagebrookelynpaisley:

    True story, my friends' band Poz and Infekt has a song called D*ck Pics. I don't know if they've made a video yet for it, but I think it's on iTunes.

    I didn't find the video but they definitely have some winning song titles, such as: "Camouflage Condom" and "Mustache Love".  

    Ha, I haven't heard that first one yet. They're really fun, sweet guys. They're normally in heavy metal bands, but they did this is a joke and it's actually getting to where it's going big. So proud :)

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    YGPM!

    Was it the 9" schlong that sold you?

    its called a penis....

    I'm sure we are all aware it's called a penis. But why can't we call it by other names for funsies?  

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  • velharrisvelharris

    HAHAHA..Im at work right now, in my Salon break room, laughing my ASS off guys! Love the picture of the sister;)

     

     

    This made my  night...even if it was real=p 

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    imageapplesnaps:

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    Also are applesnaps anything like Applejacks?

    ....this a drink we make hear in town, quite yummy.

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  • lovetorlovetor
    its not booze.
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  • MrsBlindLoveMrsBlindLove member

    imageapplesnaps:
    its not booze.

    Oh alright then. Carry on.

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  • j_luvs_rj_luvs_r member
    imageapplesnaps:

    ....this is real. Does the size excite you?...it can be a bit much at times, luckily im only up every two days. We are given breaks between love making sesions.

    The true reason she's looking for additional sister wives...to get longer "breaks between love making sessions". 
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    imageMrsBlindLove:
    imageapplesnaps:

    imagecantalopes24:
    Also are applesnaps anything like Applejacks?

    ....this a drink we make hear in town, quite yummy.

    Polygamists don't drink alcohol, what religion are you?

    She could be a Jack Plyg

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    This thread totally made my sh!t day all better again... Big Smile
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    imagecrystalbaby:
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    imagejessuhmarie:
    YGPM!

    Was it the 9" schlong that sold you?

    its called a penis....

    Does this disqualify me as a potential sister wife? 

    no, you just need to correct yourself a bit.

    Tell your husband to Brett Favre me and I'll get back to you with my application.

    Aaaaaand now there is green tea on my keyboard.  I'm so sad I missed this earlier today. 

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