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mallory+kylemallory+kyle
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I have not started my second period yet, but am not getting positive results on a pregnancy test yet. I am supposed to start tomorrow. My boobies are sore and I am feeling sick to my stomach.

I suppose that not starting is good because I still haven't decided on a cute way to tell my buddy about our baby. He lost his job on Friday and we won't have health insurance now but I know having a baby will really cheer him up!

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  • MeatballEsqMeatballEsq member

    Confused Ohhhh buddy!

    Edited to add: Don't worry I'm sure the state was already going to pay for your baby, and I'm guessing that will cheer your buddy up!

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  • advb0921advb0921 member
    Oh FFS.
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  • Svenny1011Svenny1011 member
    Nothing like cheering someone up by telling them they have yet another expense they can't afford. Have fun having a baby without health insurance. I'm sure buddy will just be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited! 
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  • mallory+kylemallory+kyle

    You don't know me Svenny1011 or our finances.

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  • argonneargonne member

    MUDDY MUD MUD MUD

     

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  • SpartyMom2BSpartyMom2B member
    imagetonir319:

    Don't worry I'm sure the state was already going to pay for your baby, and I'm guessing that will cheer your buddy up!

    This made me laugh. My first thought when reading her post was "nothing cheers me up like major impending debt."
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  • DeerHunter79DeerHunter79 member
    Confused  I was hoping that you went away!! 
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  • WilsonN10WilsonN10 member
    Is this a joke??? 
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  • MamaWinoMamaWino member
    imageargonne:

    MUDDY MUD MUD MUD

    Yep.

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  • landosmommylandosmommy member
    MUD???

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  • leanna0127leanna0127 member

    imageWilsonN10:
    Is this a joke??? 

     

    Yes. Yes it is.

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  • jk101510jk101510 member

    imageSvenny1011:
    Nothing like cheering someone up by telling them they have yet another expense they can't afford. Have fun having a baby without health insurance. I'm sure buddy will just be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited! 

     Yes

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  • mchupiemchupie member
    imageargonne:

    MUDDY MUD MUD MUD

     

    Yep, definitely. It's too perfect a combination of everything that gets flamed on this board. No way it can be for real.

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  • jujubee25jujubee25 member

    Is this clear-period girl?

    Can't wait to see pics of her transparent baby.

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  • Jnmac83Jnmac83 member

    imagelandosmommy:
    MUD???

    100%

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  • mallory+kylemallory+kyle
    It's as real as your sadness you whore.
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  • Jnmac83Jnmac83 member
    imagewilson.1187:

    imageWilsonN10:
    Is this a joke??? 

     

    Yes. Yes it is.

    And not even a good one!

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  • advb0921advb0921 member

    imageDeerHunter79:
    Confused  I was hoping that you went away!! 

    Yes

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  • landosmommylandosmommy member

    imagemallory+kyle:
    It's as real as your sadness you whore.

    Clearly MUD.


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  • kelnyckelnyc member
    imagejujubee25:

    Is this clear-period girl?

    Can't wait to see pics of her transparent baby.

    Yep, the "second period" is a dead giveaway. It was mildly amusing the first time because it is so obviously fake, but now it's just stupid and boring.

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  • SpartyMom2BSpartyMom2B member
    imagemallory+kyle:
    It's as real as your sadness you whore.
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  • kristykay123kristykay123 member
    imageCLECyclist:

    This couldn't hurt (well, it probably could/would) but it may also help to know about:

     

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    Lol CLE, you are your fisting.
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  • sunflowers4ACsunflowers4AC

    Go Away already!

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  • bwe1100bwe1100 member
    imagemallory+kyle:

    You don't know me Svenny1011 or our finances.

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  • mallory+kylemallory+kyle
    WhY THE ARE YALL SO OBSESSED WITH FISTING? IT'S *** SICK. I TOLD YOU BUDDY AND I HAVE A TWO FINGER ROLL.
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  • MeatballEsqMeatballEsq member

    imagemallory+kyle:
    WhY THE ARE YALL SO OBSESSED WITH FISTING? IT'S *** SICK. I TOLD YOU BUDDY AND I HAVE A TWO FINGER ROLL.

    BAHAHAHHAA okay Troll you can stay because that is just FUNNY.

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  • advb0921advb0921 member
    imagebwe1100:
    imagemallory+kyle:

    You don't know me Svenny1011 or our finances.

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    Love this! lol

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  • KymRandallKymRandall
    Oh good Lord. Go away. 
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  • jk101510jk101510 member
    imageCLECyclist:

    imagemallory+kyle:
    WhY THE ARE YALL SO OBSESSED WITH FISTING? IT'S *** SICK. I TOLD YOU BUDDY AND I HAVE A TWO FINGER ROLL.

     I have a two finger roll also. You = 

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    Just laughed out loud at my desk.

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  • bwe1100bwe1100 member

    imagemallory+kyle:
    WhY THE ARE YALL SO OBSESSED WITH FISTING? IT'S *** SICK. I TOLD YOU BUDDY AND I HAVE A TWO FINGER ROLL.

    Thank you, troll, for keeping me from my work today!

    Ok, ok, I couldn't choose... 2 PIPs for you!

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  • southerngirl2Bsoutherngirl2B member
    How about this....if you do start your clear period tomorrow, maybe you can tell you Buddy that you are 1  week pregnant????

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  • blindvictoryblindvictory member

    Whenever I read your posts, this picture comes to mind.

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  • mallory+kylemallory+kyle

    imagesoutherngirl2B:
    How about this....if you do start your clear period tomorrow, maybe you can tell you Buddy that you are 1  week pregnant????

    Oh my GOD. I ALREADY HAVE AND AM CURRENTLY STILL HAVING MY *** CLEAR PERIOD. SERIOUSLY. Is it that hard to comprhend what I'm telling you?

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    imagebostonbluejay:
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    This is too funny! 

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  • KNemoKNemo member
    imageCLECyclist:

    imagemallory+kyle:
    WhY THE ARE YALL SO OBSESSED WITH FISTING? IT'S *** SICK. I TOLD YOU BUDDY AND I HAVE A TWO FINGER ROLL.

     I have a two finger roll also. You = 

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  • southerngirl2Bsoutherngirl2B member
    imagemallory+kyle:

    imagesoutherngirl2B:
    How about this....if you do start your clear period tomorrow, maybe you can tell you Buddy that you are 1  week pregnant????

    Oh my GOD. I ALREADY HAVE AND AM CURRENTLY STILL HAVING MY *** CLEAR PERIOD. SERIOUSLY. Is it that hard to comprhend what I'm telling you?

    BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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  • LollipopsAndCrispsLollipopsAndCrisps member
    imageblindvictory:

    Whenever I read your posts, this picture comes to mind.

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    She's so beautiful, I feel like I have to shield my eyes.  


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    ETA: And for SweetGotham, I made you a kitty:

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