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December 2011 Moms
NicoleD0516
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You know you're nine months pregnant when....
NicoleD0516
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You know you're nine months pregnant when..... (fill in the rest)
Your 6'5 husband's t-shirts barely fit over your belly any more.
You look at TP hoping (praying) to see MP.
Your husband says he thinks your waddle is cute.
Your belly becomes a snack tray.
Many maternity shirts no longer fit due to baby dropping.
Okay, your turn!
Nicole 32| Julian 29
Cooper: 11/20/11
Julian: EDD 8/1/16
PCOS & Endo. w/ DOR
Cooper: 11/20/11
Julian: EDD 8/1/16
PCOS & Endo. w/ DOR
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Re: You know you're nine months pregnant when....
LOL!!! I was going to type something like that. Man, bending over SUCKS!
So, I guess I will say.......
You know your 9 months pregnant when going to bed isn't that appealing.
You plan your work day meetings around bathroom visits...
People at work immitate your waddle and then laugh like they think its cute
You can no longer tolerate stupidity in any form
OMG this totally! I just can NOT get comfy in bed any more..takes me at least an hour to doze off then I wake up 2 or 3 times with killer hip-ache!
For me ...
You know you're 9 months pregnant when all you can think about all day is how amazingly wonderful it would be if DH could maybe give you a foot rub before bed! Oh my poor feets...
ITA with the bending over bit. Along those lines...
you need YH to put your socks on for you. It's the most useful I have found him yet.
I agree with the whole bending over thing... putting on socks/shoes has become a bit of an ordeal!
You know your 9 months pregnant when... getting up to pee *only* 3 times in the night is considered a really decent nights sleep!
I'm with you on the putting on shoes/socks.
You know...when walking across the room makes you breathe like you just ran a marathon.
I totally agree! I was "normal" until the past four or five days. I was nearly patting myself on the back when I was able to have a BM yesterday. Ha!
Cooper: 11/20/11
Julian: EDD 8/1/16
PCOS & Endo. w/ DOR
You know you're 9 months pregnant when:
You go to bed before your husband and have to yell at him to help you get out of the bed!
Ditto on the bending over and putting on socks thing! I also have a hard time getting my pants off these days...they just get stuck around the knees and then it takes me another 5 minutes to get them all the way off.
Mine:
...you have a love/hate relationship with pooping. Love it when it happens, but hate having to figure out which muscle you're going to pull trying to wipe.
LOL! This one made me laugh! Along the same lines: when you are so happy to have a regular BM that you announce it to DH and don't even think of it as TMI!
Also, when it takes several separate movements to roll onto your other side in bed and your belly gets there significantly before the rest of you!
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I was *just* thinking this yesterday. I realized I actually don't look forward to going to bed because I can never never find a comfortable position and I never feel well rested in the morning!
now I'll add my own...
you know you're 9 months pregnant when you have to pee 5/10/15 minutes after going and you haven't even had anything to drink in between
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You know you're 9 months pregnant when you start making people nervous that you may go into labor at any point. I went to a conference for a day, and the woman next to me asked when I was due and said 'please don't tell me today'.
And when your feet begin to resemble the feet from your Cabbage Patch Kids at the end of the day.
You know you're 9 months pregnant when...
Every time I roll over in bed, my pelvis pops
I go to the bathroom praying that I see my mucus plug on the toilet paper
My bra is more of a crumb catcher than a support
DH says my waddle is sexy
My belly starts to bump into things that it didn't used to bump into
You know your 9 months pregnant when:
The shoes you choose to buy are chosen purely for the fact that they are easy to slip on and off.
When it takes more then one try to get up off your now seemingly 'too low to the ground' couch.
You feel like your 90 because everything hurts and sometimes limbs feel like they'll fall off.
Your husband has to clip your toenails for you, and affectionately refers to you as 'waddles' when you are trying to keep up with him.
When walking up the stairs at work leaves you so breathless and flushed that people ask if you are sick.
Everything everyone else said!
Plus, at least once a day you get the "you're still here?" or "any day now, right?" - sometimes by complete strangers at work. Ugh! And I'm really not that big!
haha ThisI totally agree!
You corner a spider (literally, cornered it) on the floor and wait for your husband to get home to smoosh it... because it's a very small corner and you might lose sight of it when you're trying to bend over to get it!
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