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December 2011 Moms
Post here if you want me to give you your "most likely to..."
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lol! I like mine
NILLY:
Most likely to lose so much weight PP from never craving anything sweet, spicy or edible in anyway. Becomes the most hated poster on the board because she constantly posts "Lost another 5lbs!! PIP PIP!!" while the rest of us are still downing oreos by the bag and substituting milkshakes for water.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
Most likely to meet a smart, successful stud at the grocery store next week and really hit it off while discussing the pros and cons of sweet tango apples vs. honey crisp apples. You have dinner, fall in love and he just happens to be unable to have kids but really really wants them. You, him and the new baby ride off into the sunset, leaving all of us behind.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
LOL! And I joined the weight loss group at work, so I will be keeping tabs on my weight. lol. Too funny
Ella born 12/21/11
Most likely to be prescribed xanax because your anxiety gets the best of you in motherhood. The unknowns are just too much and the nurse careline knows your information by heart because of how often you call. They are considering setting up a seperate line for you. All you have to do is say "its sara" and they can pre-fill your birthday, return phone number etc.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
This is hilarious!!
I'm in!
Most likely to build a house with your wee little family. Only to discover that the contractor didn't use pretreated wood (house are made of wood , right?) and your whole house molded and your carpet grew mushrooms. The whole experienced traumatized you and your hubby. You moved back to your apt and started a highly successfull blog called "My apartment ain't so bad after all."
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
Bahahaha! Yes the anxiety definitely gets the best of me and I wayyy over think things. Oddly enough, I'm not usually one to call the nurse or doctor for every little thing. I'd rather ask opinions from this board, family, friends, etc. which now that I think about it, is very strange lol
HA! That's perfect.
If only! Hopefully DH can get his sh!t together and I won't ever have to go grocery shopping again. LOL
haleymay you crack me up.
Most likely to resent your child forever for getting you hooked on compression socks to control your pregnancy swelling. Everyone told you the socks would be uncomfortable but you fell in love. You even wear them to the pool despite it being 90 degrees ("but my ankles look so skinny now!"). When you see pictures of this 5 years from now, you have no one to blame but yourself and lets face it, self blame isn't fun so you just despise your child instead and constantly remind him/her of getting you hooked on those damn socks.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
After having your beautiful little Bailey, you get the birth certificate back and find there was a typo. You blow your savings trying to get your daughter named Bailey instead of her birth name "Billy".
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
Most likely to have a labor that only lasts 12 minutes. You are carrying your baby so low, he can wave to you when you go potty. When your water breaks, he just sort of slides out.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
Most likely to be on Dr. Phil after trying to sign up your 3 year old for the National Guard.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
Most likely to be the tiny percentage of people who are told they are having a girl but end up delivering a boy.
Just kidding CamJack
) I had to.
Bahaha. I really hope not.
Most likely to end up single after your perfectionist dh has to be put into a mental institution after the baby is born. He goes crazy trying to keep your lives as orderly as they were before. He breaks out in cold sweats when he gets home from work and sees his house is an utter mess and you are napping with the wee baby. He comes back rehabbed and is a total slob. You wish you never would have signed that form to get him checked in.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
Most likely to get a C/S due to a big baby. When they pull your baby out, he/she is only 6lbs2ounce. You sue the hospital and pisspoor OB and get a huge settlement and use it to start a campaign about "Big baby awareness".
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
Most likely to be put into anger management with a side of sensitivity training. You blame your hormones when you freak out and throw a baton at your cheerleader but lets face it, the girl just doesn't know how to make the right arabesque stunt because she is consistently late to practice and you have told her one thousand and one times that if she doesn't get her asss there at 2:30, you will make her regret it. Your team wins the national championship and you get to watch it on TV from your classes.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
I love the Big Baby Awareness...
And CamJack, I picture haley's description as you as Sue Sylvester.
Most likely to roofie your husband so you can get a piece.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
Calleigh (Cal-E) kinda like going to Cali(California)
Braelynn ( Bray-lynn)
middle name even though i don't know how i am spelling it, Alyse( like Uh-Leese)
Most likely to spend your time in the hospital sans husband. He gets banned from the hospital premises when he tries to bring you 40 bottles of wine. He misunderstood the "one bottle a week" plan and thought it would be like the good ole' days when you could both get smashed.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
That was a joke!! I am sure I could figure out how to pronounce them.
They are all beautiful!
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
Oh, that's good! We may have snuck a mini bottle of champagne into the hospital after #1 was born.
Most likely to have 12 children and build an addition on your house. But you build all the bedrooms on the other side of where your bedroom is and use a intercom system to communicate with them.
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
lol This is so true.. I am considering getting him smashed one night and taking advantage of him
bwahahahaha!!! Awesome!
Most likely to be famous when a video surfaces that your neighbor took of you in your yard. Tosh.0 keeps airing your video that originated on Youtube of a nine month pregnant woman riding circles in the yard on an ATV yelling "HAHA suckas! I still got it".
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11