Kirky's take on the weekly pregnancy boards needed it's own post.

CinemaGoddess · October 2011

kirky05:

Week 2 Board

"Y'all, I just got a BFP. That's not possible? Fvck you."

Week 5 Board

"Dudes, I feel FANTASTIC! I'll never understand why people complain about pregnancy. It's like a freaking cakewalk. Mmm, cake."

Week 8 Board

"Note to self: breakfast burritos do not taste good coming back up."

Week 10 Board

"I swear I'm showing, y'all! That's not bloat. It's all babeh!"

Week 12 Board

"Sooo...does this mean I'm in second tri yet?"

Week 14 Board

"Okay, so I'm officially in second tri, right?"

Week 15 Board

"What an awkward week. Nothing cool happens this week."

Week 20 Board

"Woo-hoo, finding out the baby's sex!"

"Sex vs. gender! LOUD NOISES!"

"YOU ARE ALL STUPID FOR SAYING GENDER. YOU ARE OFFENDING PEOPLE BY USING THAT TERM INTERCHANGEABLY WITH SEX. WELL-EDUCATED!11"

Week 22 Board

"So....remember 2 weeks ago when I found out the gend-I mean, sex? That was fun."

Week 24 Board

"Woo-hoo, viability!"

Week 29 Board

"How about those week 28 biitches infiltrating our board? Get out hors!"

Week 32 Board

"I totally got my RhoGam shot today. That was a blasty blast."

Week 35 Board

"I really hate odd-numbered weeks."

"I am uncomfortably close to giving birth so I am in general hateful and in a foul mood 24/7. Let's burn down Week 34's houses."

Week 37 Board

"I am technically full-term! I want to be induced because I feel like shiit in general."

"YOU CANNOT BE INDUCED AT 37 WEEKS BECAUSE YOUR BABY STILL NEEDS TO COOK. INDUCTIONS = DEVIL. YOU ARE A SATANIC WORSHIPER WHO HATES YOUR BABY."

Week 39 Board

"I am 95.6% certain that my innards are going to fall out of my pelvic cavity."

Week 40 Board

::starts sweating:: "When am I going to have this baby? I am almost 41 weeks and they don't have a board for that. Who will I update my every gestational week's move to? Why is this happening to my lyfe?!"