My secret for no stretch marks!

The_Jen626 · November 2008

Go to the bank and pull out a crisp $20 bill. Rub it on your belly and thighs for exactly 15 minutes, then crumple it up and throw it away. Repeat EVERY day. The crisper the $20 bill, the better it works.

Seriously, this is my 8th child and I have the body of a 17 year old. I swear.

seattlestef · November 2008

I am going to start doing this TODAY, just to be safe!

BlairWaldorf · November 2008

Genius. Pure genius.

AngelLuver_02 · November 2008

LMFAO

AngelLuver_02 · November 2008

LMFAO

robbie3982 · November 2008

LOL.

AngieandTony · November 2008

Do you dip the $20 bill in crisco before or after you rub it on your thigh? Stick out tongue

hula_lula · November 2008

What do I do to get your rack? The girls aren't looking that hot for me

oliviasprettymommy · November 2008

I say you look more like 16 Stick out tongue

Sharra711 · November 2008

If I use something larger than a 20.... will it work better!?!?!?

Manalyzer · November 2008

You forgot to add the part where you toss the bills into this big basket I'm holding.

Heather577 · November 2008

Well, crap. Wish I'd known that with my first two. Not gonna do me much good now....unless it also makes stretch marks disappear. Stick out tongue

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