Funny names

aanchor · September 2011

When DH and I are talking about breastfeeding we call it "the nip nip" ex. DH will say "I think Keaton wants the nip nip". It started as a joke but somehow it stuck. Anyone else have some funny names for breastfeeding or anything else?

hepcats · September 2011

My DH calls the nipples on bottles "nozzles." Cracks me up every time.

3boys=love · September 2011

When Silas gets hungary I ask him if he wants "mommy milk".

amanda1680 · September 2011

We don't really have names for BF'ing, but I find myself asking dd "iz you hung-ee? oohhh, you hung-ee" or something like that... in a super annoying voice, I'm sure.

Habrsk87 · September 2011

We call Lyra's paci a chewy.

MommaG123 · September 2011

I always ask her if she wants some "mama milks" also in a likely annoying voice. lol

BiancaLaMae · September 2011

SO always asks LO if she wants the boob. That's all, nothing special I guess. We call her teethers "munchers" though.

Dana_Loves_J · September 2011

We cloth diaper with prefolds and covers and DH started calling the covers "gaskets" so now that's how we refer to them. Also, when I'm getting ready to feed the baby and DH is playing with him, I'll ask him to bring Aiden over and he'll ask him, "Are you ready to go to the titty bar, son?"

MommaA117 · September 2011

yeah, we call it the boob when talking about BF'ing too. lol

supermom83 · September 2011

I call breast milk "booby juice" and call Oliver "Ollie baba" from the Arabian night fairytales. And diapers are called "dipey dipes"... All of course in an annoying voice, I must sound insane ! Hehe.

jporqueler · September 2011

Boob juice

Sazhrah · September 2011

We call it "the boob" or if I at breast feed he calls it "milk from the tap" and DD calls the milk "breastfed milk". She will say "babies, eat breastfed milk". It makes me smile.

Brian and Amanda · September 2011

We call it "the boob" has well, we also refer to it as fresh squeezed milk. A quick drink is a nip. We also call the pump plastic baby, as in gotta go feed plastic baby!

sunshine336 · September 2011

We also call it "the boob". Dh will say all M wants is "the boob". Nipples have always been nips but now I'll ask M if she wants a little nip. And I sing choruses from songs replacing a word with milk, poop, etc. Such as:

"Yummy, yummy, yummy I got milk in my tummy"

"Everybody Poop now" (instead of dance now)

There's others I just can't think of them right now.

Debbie0580 · September 2011

We call it the trough. Especially when using the bf'ing pillow. As in 'Jyles I'll take you to the trough' when DH is bringing him to eat.

justme04 · September 2011

sbrick15:
When Silas gets hungary I ask him if he wants "mommy milk".

I always call it Boob Juice. My mom thinks it is hilarious.

thomas2013 · September 2011

Dana_Loves_J:
We cloth diaper with prefolds and covers and DH started calling the covers "gaskets" so now that's how we refer to them. Also, when I'm getting ready to feed the baby and DH is playing with him, I'll ask him to bring Aiden over and he'll ask him, "Are you ready to go to the titty bar, son?"

This made me LOL.

I have always called nipples ninnies and diapers dities. I don't like how it sounds "lets change your diaper" IDK i'm a little weird I guess.

Phlenin · September 2011

We call the pacifier a 'bink' and if LO starts acting hungry, DH always says "looks like it's boobie time!" I made a joke once about LO being a boobie nazi and in my best accent said "Veh eez ze boobie!?" So sometimes when he's fussing I say that because it always makes DH laugh.

saunderslm2 · October 2011

When we were still in the hospital I called DH the 'ninnie nazi' because he had all of the answers to the breastfeeding questions (he read the packet). He kept the schedule of when D had eaten and was very concerned that he wasn't getting enough to eat since he would only nurse for 5 -7 mins and the packet suggested 20 min on each side.

I call it Booby juice when talking to D. Or 'my baby's special milk' when the little ones at the day care center ask me about it. I work at a center, D does not attend so I have to pump and I carry it out with me every evening.

magnoliablossom00 · October 2011

I EP, so we just call the milk/bottles her bah-bahs.

We call her pacifer "the binkle."

We call her diapers her "panties" and say it all grammatically incorrect- "Does hers needs a new panty?" in some ridiculous voice. Ha.

Mostly we sing her funny songs and make her "swim" (hold her in the arm and wiggle her feet), and play "Jetsons" (hold her under her butt and zoom her from side to side while she laughs furiously).

imoverit · October 2011

Nummy numms for my milk and ninny for pacifier and booby time for bf

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