Hahaha, Thanks for that. I LOL'd at most of them, mostly #9 because that's exactly what happened to me. I had no worries about pooping, I knew it was going to happen. I kept asking "Is that his head" and the nurse would say "Nope just more poop". Buahaha. Before I left the night after the nurse gave me the laxatives to help with after care but said..."More than likely you won't poop for a few days because you pretty much cleaned your system out" Oh I couldn't help but laugh.
PS Shame on me for skimming, I just read the last of it...haha see it happens to most of us! Nurses truly have seen everything!
I had lots of #2 just before my water broke, but I've asked James a zillion times if I went #2 while pushing. He always says no, but I'm not sure if I believe him. Like the story at the end.
T-man (07/27/05, 2:52pm, 10 lbs, 2 oz, 22")
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TTC #2 for a million years: SA normal, CD 23 bloodwork shows nothing amiss, ovulation detected. Next step: ? maybe CD3 bloodwork to check eggs? All out of pocket, so limited IF tests/treatments.
The article was pretty funny but this actually terrifies me, I don't care if the nurses have seen it all before - my H hasn't! We don't even pee with the door open in my house...
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Hahaha, Thanks for that. I LOL'd at most of them, mostly #9 because that's exactly what happened to me. I had no worries about pooping, I knew it was going to happen. I kept asking "Is that his head" and the nurse would say "Nope just more poop". Buahaha. Before I left the night after the nurse gave me the laxatives to help with after care but said..."More than likely you won't poop for a few days because you pretty much cleaned your system out" Oh I couldn't help but laugh.
PS Shame on me for skimming, I just read the last of it...haha see it happens to most of us! Nurses truly have seen everything!
TTC #2 for a million years: SA normal, CD 23 bloodwork shows nothing amiss, ovulation detected. Next step: ? maybe CD3 bloodwork to check eggs? All out of pocket, so limited IF tests/treatments.
The article was pretty funny but this actually terrifies me, I don't care if the nurses have seen it all before - my H hasn't! We don't even pee with the door open in my house...