I woke up with out clothes on this morning.....

IteachPK · September 2011

I woke up around 4 am with out my shorts or panties on this morning. I still had a shirt. But yeah.....I had to ask DH if we had sex in the middle of the night or something. He said no. But some time around 1 am he heard me yelling "I'm tired of these fVcking clothes, and having to take them off every 10 minutes to pee" and then throwing my shorts and underwear out of the bathroom.

WTF? Pregnancy has made me strange.

Dewey12 · September 2011

This post might have just made my morning! It's wonderful on so many levels.

Lanatir · September 2011

Dewey12:
This post might have just made my morning! It's wonderful on so many levels.

I was thinking the same thing! Yes Made me smile enough my headache stopped for a few minutes.

Forget DH, I think I'm in love with the stories you ladies tell about being pregnant. lol. Wink

sweet_nitenale · September 2011

Dewey12:
This post might have just made my morning! It's wonderful on so many levels.

Haha! Likewise! This was my first bump read of the day and I was rolling because I can just imagine myself doing the same random kinda thing!!! Lol

IteachPK · September 2011

Dewey12:
This post might have just made my morning! It's wonderful on so many levels.

My DH had a good laugh I guess. He said I was SO angry at my shorts and underwear because it was taking to long to take them off to pee. lol.

The other night I yelled out in my sleep. "Move I want to FART in bed!" I guess I was like kicking him and trying to get him to leave our bed so I could fart in peace

msteph82 · September 2011

That's awesome!

Alliebooberz · September 2011

I just laughed out loud... sounds like the makings of a great night

McGibbon51311 · September 2011

IteachPK:

My DH had a good laugh I guess. He said I was SO angry at my shorts and underwear because it was taking to long to take them off to pee. lol.
The other night I yelled out in my sleep. "Move I want to FART in bed!" I guess I was like kicking him and trying to get him to leave our bed so I could fart in peace

Hahahaha

KCD053109 · September 2011

IteachPK:
Dewey12:
This post might have just made my morning! It's wonderful on so many levels.
My DH had a good laugh I guess. He said I was SO angry at my shorts and underwear because it was taking to long to take them off to pee. lol.
The other night I yelled out in my sleep. "Move I want to FART in bed!" I guess I was like kicking him and trying to get him to leave our bed so I could fart in peace

/dead

This whole scenario is just so full of win.

MamaValley · September 2011

I'm at work and laughing so hard I'm crying!

MrsMincks · September 2011

IteachPK:
I woke up around 4 am with out my shorts or panties on this morning. I still had a shirt. But yeah.....I had to ask DH if we had sex in the middle of the night or something. He said no. But some time around 1 am he heard me yelling "I'm tired of these fVcking clothes, and having to take them off every 10 minutes to pee" and then throwing my shorts and underwear out of the bathroom.

WTF? Pregnancy has made me strange.

Pregnancy: it ironically turns us all into that drunk girl from the party we all knew.

digwriter · September 2011

Giggling at my desk! This is awesome!

MelBell829 · September 2011

Haha. This story made my day a little brighter! Thanks for sharing.

sfinchWed68665 · September 2011

IteachPK:

Dewey12:
This post might have just made my morning! It's wonderful on so many levels.

My DH had a good laugh I guess. He said I was SO angry at my shorts and underwear because it was taking to long to take them off to pee. lol.

The other night I yelled out in my sleep. "Move I want to FART in bed!" I guess I was like kicking him and trying to get him to leave our bed so I could fart in peace

hilarious!!!

Lisichka · September 2011

This is beyond hilarious!! I've had some weird super realistic sex dreams while pregnant, but never got undressed without realizing it!

mhollidayesq · September 2011

LOVE IT!!!

acheever14 · September 2011

First post to make me smile today! Oh the craziness we do during pregnancy!

farfanoogen · September 2011

This thread is full of win.

lisaNDmike08 · September 2011

haha! i did something similar and woke up with no shirt on at 4 am earlier this week. apparently i was complaining in the middle of the night about being hot and hating shirts.

Mrs_MBed · September 2011

LMAO that is awesome! I have a feeling I'm going to wake up topless b/c it bothers me to have something over my bump at night - makes my skin even itchier... Not that I'll get anything out of it, I'm already on pelvic rest Crying

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