Leigh71

pawstech09 · September 2011

ZOMG your babies are TOOOO CUTE! How did you get twins anyway, yams? Holiday Inn Express?? Red meat? HOT WEATHER? I must know....

Leigh71 · September 2011

We had sex. 2 times. in one night.

Leigh71 · September 2011

and a yam diet....

pawstech09 · September 2011

You sure it wasn't the margaritas? I think those have been helpful for a few of the ladies round here...

klr210 · September 2011

i just thought it was your old over producing ovaries.

pawstech09 · September 2011

AND, since you didn't ask, mine are from doggy style, litter like...

Leigh71 · September 2011

LOL

Leigh71 · September 2011

They are SUPER cute... are they twins?

Leigh71 · September 2011

I bet you have your hands full.

klr210 · September 2011

Not that you care..

But I had sex like a gazillion times. With TWO guys. In one night. Then I totally felt the egg split and a spermie from each. Then whatta know.. I was KNFU Two babies, two baby daddies (I just know it) and they're...wait for it... natural.

pawstech09 · September 2011

klr210:
Not that you care..

But I had sex like a gazillion times. With TWO guys. In one night. Then I totally felt the egg split and a spermie from each. Then whatta know.. I was KNFU Two babies, two baby daddies (I just know it) and they're...wait for it... natural.

Hmmmm I don't know, you might still be a faker since you didn't tell me the exact minute that you obulated... (was that the word??)

pawstech09 · September 2011

Leigh71:
They are SUPER cute... are they twins?

Paternal twins yo... identical

Leigh71 · September 2011

klr210:

Not that you care..

But I had sex like a gazillion times. With TWO guys. In one night. Then I totally felt the egg split and a spermie from each. Then whatta know.. I was KNFU Two babies, two baby daddies (I just know it) and they're...wait for it... natural.

Oh, you are one of those? Au naturale Confused

klr210 · September 2011

I totally obvliated that morning. So I called up all my guys. First MH, he's always ready to get it on, then I totally did it with the guy next to me in the yam aisle at the local Wal-Mart and we got all jiggity (doggy style of course, cuz ya know I really wanted at least 3).

Like 4 people on MH side have twins (paternal duh) and it was our turn to have them, so I just had a feeling. THEN I was super bloated at 3.5 weeks KU so I KNEW it was twins.

Leigh71 · September 2011

but did you do it in a Holiday Inn Express ever? Hmm

Leigh71 · September 2011

klr210:
i just thought it was your old over producing ovaries.

Crying

pawstech09 · September 2011

Did you post on the multiples board and make sure you asked if it was twins first, cause it's not going to count if you didn't get that in there... also, I'm still pretty sure you're faking the whole thing. You haven't even told me your higher and lower (at the same time!) beta levels...

pawstech09 · September 2011

I've always wanted to have twins, I just thought it would seriously be so much fun! Plus my aunts grandmother in law's brother's uncle had identical b/g twins so I knew it was destined to be. Originally they had quadruplets, but 2 of them died in a house fire

pawstech09 · September 2011

Also, I wish I had been on TB when the whole house fire story was going on... I have no idea what I'm talking about.

pawstech09 · September 2011

Leigh71:
but did you do it in a Holiday Inn Express ever?

You just caught me! Hold on, I'll go make an AE and come back to finish this conversation...

Leigh71 · September 2011

pawstech09:
I've always wanted to have twins, I just thought it would seriously be so much fun! Plus my aunts grandmother in law's brother's uncle had identical b/g twins so I knew it was destined to be. Originally they had quadruplets, but 2 of them died in a house fire

can't breathe... Party!!! still Lmao...

klr210 · September 2011

beta levels? they don't teach that in the 9th grade.

plus, my back alley doctor couldn't find the twins on my first 7 ultrasounds and so I asked my mailman and he was the one that confirmed I was having twins. plus i'm gaining weight suuuppperr fast. and i had a dream about having twins last night..so you can just be rude if you want. but me and my baby daddies are in lurve and be nice to me.

Leigh71 · September 2011

but be sure and keep your name the same, just change, like 1 letter or something. So we TOTALLY won't know it's you.

Leigh71 · September 2011

klr210:

beta levels? they don't teach that in the 9th grade.

plus, my back alley doctor couldn't find the twins on my first 7 ultrasounds and so I asked my mailman and he was the one that confirmed I was having twins. plus i'm gaining weight suuuppperr fast. and i had a dream about having twins last night..so you can just be rude if you want. but me and my baby daddies are in lurve and be nice to me.

riiiiiggght......

pawstech09 · September 2011

klr210:
beta levels? they don't teach that in the 9th grade.

plus, my back alley doctor couldn't find the twins on my first 7 ultrasounds and so I asked my mailman and he was the one that confirmed I was having twins. plus i'm gaining weight suuuppperr fast. and i had a dream about having twins last night..so you can just be rude if you want. but me and my baby daddies are in lurve and be nice to me.

Let me guess, you took your own mirena out didn't you?

I'll stop being mean to you, I have a secret of my own... I'm secretly baby mama #35, but we weren't together for the other 34!!!! Like serious!!

klr210 · September 2011

who's mirena?

oh and MH only has 5 other kids. i'm not sure about the guys from wal-mart though.

Leigh71 · September 2011

pawstech09:
klr210:

beta levels? they don't teach that in the 9th grade.

plus, my back alley doctor couldn't find the twins on my first 7 ultrasounds and so I asked my mailman and he was the one that confirmed I was having twins. plus i'm gaining weight suuuppperr fast. and i had a dream about having twins last night..so you can just be rude if you want. but me and my baby daddies are in lurve and be nice to me.

Let me guess, you took your own mirena out didn't you?

I'll stop being mean to you, I have a secret of my own... I'm secretly baby mama #35, but we weren't together for the other 34!!!! Like serious!!

she's prob. a doctor. how else would she know all of this data?

pawstech09 · September 2011

klr210:
who's mirena?

oh and MH only has 5 other kids. i'm not sure about the guys from wal-mart though.

Wait... now it's guyS from walmart??? Betch your story just changed!!!

Leigh71 · September 2011

klr210:

who's mirena?

oh and MH only has 5 other kids. i'm not sure about the guys from wal-mart though.

if your DH doesn't have another set of twins... then I call MUD on you...

Leigh71 · September 2011

and I've never seen her post any pics of her DH. ever. Hmm

klr210 · September 2011

whatever, there were just two and they both liked yams and I've got two holes... so seemed like a good plan.

MH has 3 sets of twins. Well, only one of the last set is his. They are 11 months apart, so it's JUST like he has 3 sets.

OrangeSmoke · September 2011

Leigh71:
klr210:

who's mirena?

oh and MH only has 5 other kids. i'm not sure about the guys from wal-mart though.

if your DH doesn't have another set of twins... then I call MUD on you...

Now now ladies, KLR is totally real. I saw her last week wearing her bra upside down at the Walmart yam aisle trying to hussle more guys to turn her twins into triplets... I think she felt herself oblivate again.

OrangeSmoke · September 2011

P.S. just so you all know, only lame-Os and fakers hang out on the TB on a Saturday night. So which one are you?

Leigh71 · September 2011

Hold up... Orange smoke... did her DH look like this?

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pawstech09 · September 2011

OrangeSmoke:
P.S. just so you all know, only lame-Os and fakers hang out on the TB on a Saturday night. So which one are you?

Both I'm also going to be an AE, but I haven't decided between pawstech or pawstech10... but pawstechpaternaltwins has a nice ring to it as well... decisions decisions...

pawstech09 · September 2011

Leigh71:
Hold up... Orange smoke... did her DH look like this?

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No, that's Wilma...

Leigh71 · September 2011

I hope it wasn't this guy... cuz he's MY man...

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klr210 · September 2011

F u guys. That's not MH. Lemme dig up his mug shot and I'll prove it.

pawstech09 · September 2011

This is my DH. I'm not even joking! I'm cereal!!!!

Leigh71 · September 2011

klr210:
F u guys. That's not MH. Lemme dig up his mug shot and I'll prove it.

No need. Found him. " width=238 height=148 mce_src="">

pawstech09 · September 2011

Leigh71:
klr210:
F u guys. That's not MH. Lemme dig up his mug shot and I'll prove it.

No need. Found him. " mce_src="" width="238" align="middle" height="148">

It must have been the glasses, cause that's what's doing it for me! Yummmmm

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