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May 2011 Moms
Heather & Nayt
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Be honest!
Heather & Nayt
member
1. What are you wearing right now?
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time?
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing?
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal?
5. When was the last time you had sex?
6. How clean is your house?
and GO! 
Diabetic, 2IF, PCOS; blessed beyond words to be called "mommy" to Drew (6/30/09) and Alynn (5/16/11).
Parenting author for Women of Worth. Mom Blogger and photographer.
Andrew David: mixed receptive/expressive language phonological disorder, sensory processing disorder, Disruptive Behavior disorder-nos and insomnia.
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Re: Be honest!
1. What are you wearing right now?
nursing tank and jeans
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time?
yes - noon
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing?
on my lap, a onesie and socks
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal?
last night, but's it's unusual for me to cook
5. When was the last time you had sex?
Recently. That's as specific as I'll get. :P
6. How clean is your house?
Ok-ish. It could definitely use a sweep and a vacuum. Lawn needs mowing. Lots of clutter in the living room.
1. What are you wearing right now? Bra, work pants. I was spit up on and it's hot.
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Yes. 8am
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? In my lap and she is wearing diaper and bloomers
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Monday. We had Chicken Lo Mein and Fried Rice.
5. When was the last time you had sex? Sunday? Maybe Saturday.
6. How clean is your house? It's a total mess right now. We are doing some construction.
I lost my angels 07/2010, 04/2017, 10/2017
Meimsx no more
1. Jeans, a black bravado tank, and a ON tank with red flowers over top.
2. Showered about 8 am
3. LO is napping in his crib, wearing his sleeper from last night - blue with a bear with a wrench on it
4. I'm cooking it right now! Gordon Ramsay's Sticky Lemon Chicken and some garden potatoes.
5. Ummm... about a week and a half ago. We have fooled around since then.
6. Clean enough. Slowly getting cleaner.
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1. What are you wearing right now? scrubs
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? NO! lol!
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? in her crib, onsie, pants, and socks
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? do burgers count? Monday
5. When was the last time you had sex? we've only done it 2x pp... idk
6. How clean is your house? not very
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1. What are you wearing right now? black yoga capris and a purple tank top
2. Have you showered today? No I shower at night it opens up ur pores and lets them breathe overnight
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? She is snoozing in my lap. She is wearing a blue brown and pink onesie
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? ummm I made ground turkey nachos monday night.
5. When was the last time you had sex? Over the weekend. now i'm on my period yay me
6. How clean is your house? Not very clean. Ive been on a housework strike this week because it's my birthday wekk hahaha
1. What are you wearing right now? Work Clothes
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Yes, 6 AM this morning
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? DD is in bed sleeping. She is wearing PJs
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? I cooked a real meal 2 nights ago
5. When was the last time you had sex? Last night. In the middle, I snuck a bite of my candy bar I was just about to eat but gave in to DH instead. He caught me and got a little perturbed. I lied and told him I was trying to spice things up ~ he actually believed me
6. How clean is your house? Let's not go there... At least it is straightened, but I wouldn't let anyone use the bathrooms!
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1. What are you wearing right now? my pjs
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? yeap at 7pm.. i am showering at nights now so i dont have to do it in the morning before work..
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? either in my husbands arms or in her bed.. and she is wearing pjs..
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? tuesday.. the husband surprised me with dinner last night and tonight we used the chilli i made on tuesday for our coney dogs tonight that he grilled..
5. When was the last time you had sex? 2 weeks ago?
6. How clean is your house? what i call passable.. it needs to be dusted and the basement is gross but that is a normal day. ha
1. A cute grey gown. Yes, a night gown, but MIL mistook it for a dress so it can't be too homely, right?
2. Yes, at about 6:30.
3. DD is in her crib asleep wearing a pink onesie that reads "Daddy Adores Me."
4. It's been several days since I cooked a real meal. DH and I are never home at the same time and it feels weird cooking an actual meal for just me!
5. Sometime last week maybe?
6. The kitchen, living room, and nursery are all really clean. The bathroom is so-so, and our bedroom is an explosion of clean laundry that needs to be put away.
BFP #1 9/7/10, EDD 5/14/11, Violet born 5/27/11.
BFP #2 4/9/12, EDD 12/16/12, M/C Rory 4/24/12.
BFP #3 10/6/12, EDD 6/16/12., Matilda born 6/17/13.
1. What are you wearing right now? comfy shorts & a tee
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Yes, around 10am
3. Where is LO and what is he wearing? He is in bed. Footie pjs and a sleepsack
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Yesterday. Meatloaf & Mashed potatoes
5. When was the last time you had sex? a month ago.. at least. My vag is still a warzone.
6. How clean is your house? Pretty clean. I tidy everyday. Company could stop by and I wouldn't be embarassed.
1. What are you wearing right now? Yoga pants, a tank top and I just threw a blanket over my shoulders.
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Yes, 7:15 am
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? She's with DH having her diaper changed. She's in a pink onesie, and I think I'll add some pants as it just got really cold.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Tuesday we had steak on the BBQ. Today I baked 2 peach pies for dessert tonight (my brothers are coming).
5. When was the last time you had sex? Last week, Friday I think.
6. How clean is your house? The main parts are mostly OK. The back room is a disaster though. Our living room has a huge fort made out of a freezer box taking up most of it, but that'll go outside on the deck once the rain is over.
1. What are you wearing right now? Soffee shorts and a long sleeve t-shirt
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? I showered last night before bed
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? He is napping in his swing wearing a blue and white striped onesie that reads mommy loves me.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? A meal? I made cookies yesterday and oatmeal for breakfast. DH does all the cooking...
5. When was the last time you had sex? Last weekend
6. How clean is your house? Pretty clean since the in-laws are coming tomorrow!
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1. What are you wearing right now? Denim Capris & tank top
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? yes, 11 a.m.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? Sleeping in his crib, wearing a onesie
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Last week I made spaghetti & meatballs, but cooking is not my favorite
5. When was the last time you had sex? I'm apparently still recovering
6. How clean is your house? Very clean- I'm one of those weirdos that enjoys housework... lol
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2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Yeah, noonish.. only because I had to be somewhere.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? Sitting with dad, jammies
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Um. Sad. Before DS was here
5. When was the last time you had sex? It's been so long, I'm ashamed to admit.
6. How clean is your house? It's not dirty, but it's cluttered!
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1. What are you wearing right now? Striped top and capris
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? No. I usually shower at night and haven't yet.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? LO is asleep on DH's lap in the recliner. LO is wearing a onesie, stretchy pants, and socks.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? I made tacos tonight. If that counts.
5. When was the last time you had sex? Monday
6. How clean is your house? Not that clean! Hopefully, I'll get to that in the morning!
1. What are you wearing right now? black shorts and a blue shirt
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? yes about 1130
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? a green and white striped outfit with a skull and cross bones on it saying im so cute its dangerous
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? tuesday night bbq chicken beans and mac and cheese
5. When was the last time you had sex? tuesday afternoon
6. How clean is your house? its straightened up for the most part
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Yes, 6:50am.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? He is in his crib sleeping. he's wearing a sleeping with lions on the feet.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Yesterday morning before work I cooked egg whites, green onion and red pepper with some lowfat mexican cheese and hot sauce.
5. When was the last time you had sex? Sunday morning.
6. How clean is your house?hmmm, yeah, about that.....
The kitchen gets cleaned and counters bleached every day. But the floors haven't been mopped in about a week and a half and the bathrooms haven't been scrubbed in 2 weeks! Thank God this weekend is a three day weekend!
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1. What are you wearing right now? gray gym shorts and pink Harley Davidson tshirt
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? yes, 230pm
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? in the floor on his play mat. wearing a camo onesie
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? does mac-n-cheese count? that was tuesdays supper
5. When was the last time you had sex? I gave DH a blowjob last night....I think we had sex Sunday
6. How clean is your house? it's not
Thanks for reminding how long tonight's to-do list is! I really shouldn't be Bumping right now...
1) a loose brown skirt, brown shirt and red cami
2) nope, I usually wait until he's sleeping and I just put him down (and got up to get him right now because he's still hungry)
3) at the boob wearing monkey footed pjs
4) spaghetti and meatsauce and blackberry pie on Sunday- ate at my parents twice this week, and ate leftovers, chicken fingers, kraft dinner etc the rest of the week.
5) about a month- I had to switch doctors to get back on BC which took time and now we;re waiting to be sure it;s working (need to finish 1 pack)
6) I'd give it a 6/10
1. green t-shirt, khaki capris
2. Yes. 4:30am
3. in crib, sleep 'n' play
4. if pasta & sauce from a jar counts as 'real', then Monday night. If not, then Aug.21
5. coincidently, Aug. 21
6. the worst it has ever been. piles of clothes - dirty + clean, dirty counters, dishes.
1. What are you wearing right now? Shorts, a t-shirt, and ankle socks
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Ummm...I can't remember. I don't think so.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? In his crib, wearing footie pajamas and a fleece swaddleme arms out.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Tonight...DH gets home from work around 4 so I am usually able to cook every night.
5. When was the last time you had sex? Hmm, probably Saturday night. DH tried last night while I was asleep but I rejected him; turns out he was asleep too and doesn't even remember trying to undress me.
6. How clean is your house? Not really so clean.
1. What are you wearing right now? pajama's
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Yes, at about 9 am
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? sleeping in bed beside me, wearing a onesie and footie pants with little frogs on the feet
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Monday night, we had fish and veggies
5. When was the last time you had sex? A coulple weeks ago? Sad, poor DH
6. How clean is your house? Pretty bad right now. We are in the middle of a couple projects and I have a (new) toilet and a ladder in my living room and the whole house could use a vacuum.
DS1 Born Apr 29 2011
DS2 Born Nov 5 2013
Pregnant with #3 Dec 24 2014, MMC found at 10w, D&C Feb 10th 2015
Cautious BFP May 25th 2015 EDD Feb 6 2016
2. I did shower, but never had the chance to dry my hair, I showered during LO's afternoon nap.
3. LO is in bed, in a sleep gown and his swaddle.
>BR> 4. Today! I made a Crock Pot meal.
5. A few weeks. Poor DH I think he wanted to tonight, but I am exhausted!
6. Pretty clean-most of laundry done, no dishes in the sink, just some stuff didn't get picked up and the laundry needs to get put up. But I cheat- I am blessed to have a housekeeper a few days a month to do the big stuff.
1. What are you wearing right now? Shorts and a t-shirt and running shoes, I just got back from a walk with the baby and dog
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? 9:00am
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? Sitting right next to me on the couch, wearing a onsie.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Yesterday I made crepes for my husband and I with fresh strawberries just picked from the field. Yum!
5. When was the last time you had sex? Last week sometime
6. How clean is your house? It's a mess and that won't change for probably a few days
DS2 12/20/12
1. What are you wearing right now? shorts and a tshirt
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? yes-at 7 am this morning and then again about an hour ago. It's hot as hell in our house-there's something wrong with the ac.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? in his crib sleeping and he's wearing a onesie and sleep sack.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? tonight-i made chicken and broccoli.
5. When was the last time you had sex? right before my second shower of the day.
6. How clean is your house? pretty clean. we moved into a brand new home in April, and so ever since then our philosophy was to kind of do little things everyday and it would stay clean. that's pretty much true. plus, we have pets, so if we didn't vacuum at least once a day, there would be hair all over the place.
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Yes, about 9am
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? Sleeping in her crib in a ducky sleeper
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? last night (and every other night this week. Yay me!)
5. When was the last time you had sex?our anniversary - Aug 16
6. How clean is your house? pretty darn clean, other than leftover construction clutter and the bathroom, which gets cleaned tomorrow
It's 8:30am... just saying...
1. What are you wearing right now? nursing tank and pj pants.
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? I'm nursing the baby and as soon as he conks out I'm going to hop in the shower.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? In my lap in a onsie
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Last Saturday we were making BBQ pork in the crock pot and I was baking cookies when the hurricane took the power out.
5. When was the last time you had sex? Friday? It was last week at some point.
6. How clean is your house? disaster area- BUT we were w/o power from Saturday evening through Wednesday night at like 7 or so....
Yesterday I did 3 loads of laundry, washed cloth diapers that were sitting since Sunday (way bad idea btw.... I should have found a laundry mat....), cleaned the fridge and freezer out, swept the downstairs.
I have so much more to do. MIL is coming tonight and I really need to get the house back together.
1. What are you wearing right now?
Black running shorts and a Lakers tee.
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time?
I showered after midnight before I went to bed, but my hair looks like a rats' nest.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing?
In the exersaucer watching The Weather Channel. He's wearing a tie dyed onesie and a pair of fleece pants.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal?
Monday. Honey mustard chicken, wild long grain rice, and buttered spinach.
5. When was the last time you had sex?
Errrr....
6. How clean is your house?
It is a disaster right now. We are moving this month and I think I just gave up. Cluttered with kids stuff and clean laundry. The bathrooms are clean, at the very least.
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Yup, at 6:30am
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? having his first nap in the swing. He's wearing a sleeper with puppies on it.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Does the hot cheese dip with chips and veggies count? I'm guessing not, but that was last night.
5. When was the last time you had sex? Sunday
6. How clean is your house? Passable. NOT amazing, but certainly livable.
1. What are you wearing right now? A dress shirt and jeans, no shoes or socks
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? I showered last night, I always shower at night
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? DD is at daycare and is in a bodysuit and jeggings. I'm home with a sick DS and he's in a shirt and overalls and is currently napping
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Last night
5. When was the last time you had sex? Ummm early first tri so almost a year ago
6. How clean is your house? Not horrible, but I need to get started cleaning because my mom and grandma are coming this weekend
1. What are you wearing right now? shorts/top
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? yes, 6:30am. Didn't have time to wash my hair though.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? 2 year old is sitting next to me eating popcorn, wearing khaki shorts and a brown polo. The baby is in her rocker, sleeping, wearing an adorable bubble from Gymboree.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? yesterday. I cook every night.
5. When was the last time you had sex? Monday night. Planning on having it again tonight.
6. How clean is your house? hmm.. depends on which room you go to. on a scale of 1-10, I'd say a 5ish. tetering on being closer to a 1 if I don't get off the computer.
1. What are you wearing right now? A black tank top and some red comfy pants.
2. Have you showered today? If so, what time? Not today, Last nite before bed tho.
3. Where is LO and what is s/he wearing? She is in the room taking a nap and she's wearing a pink outfit.
4. When was the last time you cooked a real meal? Last week I think. Maybe two weeks ago.
5. When was the last time you had sex? Lol. Last nite.
6. How clean is your house? It could use some picking up.