I got kicked out!

mom2hay · August 2011

SamuelsMomma2010:
Regardless if it was a bar or not she still has the right to fed her child. I am sure her boobs weren't just hanging out for all to see. I am sick of people putting a sexual label on breasts, they have other purposes such as feeding her child.

Maybe her husband is a "boob man" and she is afraid he might get all turned on by seeing her boobs and then cheat on her. I would be upset too.

smashasaurus · August 2011

mommyebert:

Ok, even if there wasn't smoke (which I'm SURE there was!) bars are nasty places! My dad used to bar tend and he had a girl stand up on her bar stool and pull her tampon out right there! (that is a true story)

Dude, you can go to bed now. Really.

globetrotting7 · August 2011

Did we miss the "hole in the wall that serves good beer" comment? Why are we talking about Chilli's and Applebee's? What the what? Smoking in bars? Where do you all live? What am I missing here?

mom2hay · August 2011

sherbetlemon:
mommyebert:
kdodge423:
mommyebert:
kdodge423:
mommyebert:
honkytonk_kid:
mommyebert:

Are you kidding me? You took your poor little baby into a nasty, smoky bar to drink and then nurse him? They should have called the cops on you! You're lucky they only kicked you out!
MOTY
Oh gag me. Did she say it was nasty and smoky? For all you know, it was Chili's.
Have you been in a Chili's lately?
Gross. Smoky.
And there's usually a smelly person there too.

Even before the statewide smoking ban, many restaurants had banned smoking anyway.
Seriously, you need to move if they still allow that crap. Or go somewhere that doesn't. Applebee's hasn't allowed smoking for like a decade at least. (which is also a bar. GASP!)
You are being a moron by assuming that there was any smoke just because it was a bar.

Well, I used to live in a state that banned smoking, but bars were still allowed to have smoking, so I'm not a moron.
Thanks though!
Alright then.
You are being an ass for assuming that there is smoke when you have no effing clue if there is or not.

Ok, even if there wasn't smoke (which I'm SURE there was!) bars are nasty places! My dad used to bar tend and he had a girl stand up on her bar stool and pull her tampon out right there! (that is a true story)
I used to work at a school and a girl stood up in the hallway and pulled her tampon out right there. (that is also a true story) Better not send your kid to school.

You ladies are pointing out more things that I never would have thought of. I am going to look into homeschooling now. My daughter starts school tomorrow, I may have to make her stay home until I can figure this out.

HappyMommy28 · August 2011

cruelsound:
She said she went to a bar and some of you are acting like she was allowing her kid to do body shots off of an underage chick in a wet tshirt contest.

My kid was in a wet diaper contest. Does that count?

THANKS FOR PLAYING! I'm sitting at home bored and decided to spice up the 6 -9! My November mommies can attest for me! No my kid did not go to a bar and no I did not get kicked out! Hope I brightened you day! Big Smile

mommyebert · August 2011

mom2hay

You ladies are pointing out more things that I never would have thought of. I am going to look into homeschooling now. My daughter starts school tomorrow, I may have to make her stay home until I can figure this out.

That is a good idea! People are craycray!

mommyebert · August 2011

RoseTor:
cruelsound:

She said she went to a bar and some of you are acting like she was allowing her kid to do body shots off of an underage chick in a wet tshirt contest.

My kid was in a wet diaper contest. Does that count?

THANKS FOR PLAYING! I'm sitting at home bored and decided to spice up the 6 -9! My November mommies can attest for me! No my kid did not go to a bar and no I did not get kicked out! Hope I brightened you day!

I knew it!!!!

Wait, you mean this was MUD? How dare you lead us on like that! Lol

honkytonk_kid · August 2011

globetrotting7:
Did we miss the "hole in the wall that serves good beer" comment? Why are we talking about Chilli's and Applebee's? What the what? Smoking in bars? Where do you all live? What am I missing here?

Someone got all high-horsey about "You took your baby to a nasty, smoky bar??" It was pointed out that bar =/= nasty and smoky in most places, just like Chilis and Applebee's HAVE bars but are still restaurants, therefore, perfectly acceptable places to go for dinner with your family, and ::gasp:: feed your baby.

GreenFlamingo7 · August 2011

Wow. We took Bug Bear to bunch with us at an Irish Pub on Sunday. Who wants to call CPS on me?

Because there is obviously no difference in Coyote Ugly and Applebee's in the eyes of The Bump.

mom2hay · August 2011

RoseTor:
cruelsound:
She said she went to a bar and some of you are acting like she was allowing her kid to do body shots off of an underage chick in a wet tshirt contest.
My kid was in a wet diaper contest. Does that count?

THANKS FOR PLAYING! I'm sitting at home bored and decided to spice up the 6 -9! My November mommies can attest for me! No my kid did not go to a bar and no I did not get kicked out! Hope I brightened you day!

LOL yeah it was fun while it lasted. Wink

racheldaigle46 · August 2011

RoseTor:
cruelsound:
She said she went to a bar and some of you are acting like she was allowing her kid to do body shots off of an underage chick in a wet tshirt contest.
My kid was in a wet diaper contest. Does that count?

THANKS FOR PLAYING! I'm sitting at home bored and decided to spice up the 6 -9! My November mommies can attest for me! No my kid did not go to a bar and no I did not get kicked out! Hope I brightened you day!

I knew it!

sherbetlemon · August 2011

Good one.

GreenFlamingo7 · August 2011

NNiiice! Way to call all the wackadoos to our board

ohhitislove · August 2011

HA! That was fun! Next time I will take out my EBF badge! lol

HappyMommy28 · August 2011

GreenFlamingo7:
NNiiice! Way to call all the wackadoos to our board

This made me laugh so hard!

mommyebert · August 2011

GreenFlamingo7:

Wow. We took Bug Bear to bunch with us at an Irish Pub on Sunday. Who wants to call CPS on me?

Because there is obviously no difference in Coyote Ugly and Applebee's in the eyes of The Bump.

I was totally kidding, we go to chilis all the time.

Honestly, I've had a rough night and messing on this post made my night so much better. Sorry if you took offense, but we were all just playing around.

TakeLuck · August 2011

That's illegal! You need to organize a nurse in!!

HappyMommy28 · August 2011

mommyebert:
GreenFlamingo7:

Wow. We took Bug Bear to bunch with us at an Irish Pub on Sunday. Who wants to call CPS on me?

Because there is obviously no difference in Coyote Ugly and Applebee's in the eyes of The Bump.

I was totally kidding, we go to chilis all the time.

Honestly, I've had a rough night and messing on this post made my night so much better. Sorry if you took offense, but we were all just playing around.

I just LOVE this picture! ) You should keep it up forever!

GreenFlamingo7 · August 2011

mommyebert:
GreenFlamingo7:

Wow. We took Bug Bear to bunch with us at an Irish Pub on Sunday. Who wants to call CPS on me?

Because there is obviously no difference in Coyote Ugly and Applebee's in the eyes of The Bump.

I was totally kidding, we go to chilis all the time.

Honestly, I've had a rough night and messing on this post made my night so much better. Sorry if you took offense, but we were all just playing around.

Oh, don't appologize, I wasn't offended. I am, however, still gagging from the tampon references.

Blah!

mommyebert · August 2011

RoseTor:
mommyebert:
GreenFlamingo7:

Wow. We took Bug Bear to bunch with us at an Irish Pub on Sunday. Who wants to call CPS on me?

Because there is obviously no difference in Coyote Ugly and Applebee's in the eyes of The Bump.

I was totally kidding, we go to chilis all the time.

Honestly, I've had a rough night and messing on this post made my night so much better. Sorry if you took offense, but we were all just playing around.

I just LOVE this picture! ) You should keep it up forever!

Thanks, he's such a goofball!

jmepurple · August 2011

AshasaurusRex · August 2011

mommyebert:
honkytonk_kid:
mommyebert:

Are you kidding me? You took your poor little baby into a nasty, smoky bar to drink and then nurse him? They should have called the cops on you! You're lucky they only kicked you out!

MOTY

Oh gag me. Did she say it was nasty and smoky? For all you know, it was Chili's.

Have you been in a Chili's lately?

Gross. Smoky.

And there's usually a smelly person there too.

That depends on where you live. Here, there are absolutely no smoking sections in restaurants, even in the bar area. I believe the business has to sell more alcohol than food to be allowed to have a smoking section.

Edit: Of course I don't see the joke part until after I post, but still, the Chilis around here are not smoky or gross.

starsmaycollide · August 2011

GreenFlamingo7:
mommyebert:
GreenFlamingo7:

Wow. We took Bug Bear to bunch with us at an Irish Pub on Sunday. Who wants to call CPS on me?

Because there is obviously no difference in Coyote Ugly and Applebee's in the eyes of The Bump.

I was totally kidding, we go to chilis all the time.

Honestly, I've had a rough night and messing on this post made my night so much better. Sorry if you took offense, but we were all just playing around.

Oh, don't appologize, I wasn't offended. I am, however, still gagging from the tampon references.

Blah!

for reals. that was when it really started running off the rails, lol!

HappyMommy28 · August 2011

alopdx:
Oh look, you created MUD. Good for you.

Yes And you read it! Good for you! Big Smile

mommyebert · August 2011

alopdx:
Oh look, you created MUD. Good for you.

Lighten up a little!

GreenFlamingo7 · August 2011

Alright, party's over. Everybody out of the pool.

sweetteaBV · August 2011

RoseTor:
cruelsound:
She said she went to a bar and some of you are acting like she was allowing her kid to do body shots off of an underage chick in a wet tshirt contest.
My kid was in a wet diaper contest. Does that count?

THANKS FOR PLAYING! I'm sitting at home bored and decided to spice up the 6 -9! My November mommies can attest for me! No my kid did not go to a bar and no I did not get kicked out! Hope I brightened you day!

HAHA!

sweetteaBV · August 2011

Well that was thoroughly entertaining but now I kinda feel like I just found out Santa isn't real.

RyAnsMoMMy123 · August 2011

I lost brain cells reading this. You are an idiot for creating this piece of shiit!

kapereasd · August 2011

ohhitislove:
What if the baby pulled off and the milk sprayed somewhere? That is gross. I personally do not like seeing other peoples nipples and I certainty don't like a night out with my husband and him seeing another breast.

It doesn't matter if *you* like seeing it or not. She is protected by the law. If you don't like it, don't look!

This sure was a fun made-up post!!

liladelphia215 · August 2011

sherbetlemon:
mommyebert:

Ok, even if there wasn't smoke (which I'm SURE there was!) bars are nasty places! My dad used to bar tend and he had a girl stand up on her bar stool and pull her tampon out right there! (that is a true story)
I used to work at a school and a girl stood up in the hallway and pulled her tampon out right there. (that is also a true story) Better not send your kid to school.

Yeah, my high school had mice. They would scurry around the classrooms. My mom definitely should have pulled me out, and never sent me back to any school located in a big building.

FTR, not all bars are nasty. I must win the mother of the year award. My and my husband's favorite places to eat are local bars. We bring LO every. single. time. We usually go for lunch, mostly because LO is more pleasant that time of day. There is no smoke (the only public places you can smoke here are casinos, and even they have designated smoking areas), no bugs, and no crazy drunk people. On the off-chance that we do go for dinner, it is usually earlier, but it is still a bar. It's not like I bring her Friday and Saturday nights when people are smashed. *Most* bars are like restaurants when it isn't prime drinking hour.

But Judge if you must. I will still be enjoying my buffalo wings at the local bar.

As to the OP, that is horrible! I would definitely make a big stink somehow, someway.

ETA: I was like three posts away from the "this is MUD" post. WTF. Oh well, I'll still be enjoying my wings... at the bar

FlashMeyer · August 2011

:snort:

People are still responding like it's a real post.

CntrySccerChk · August 2011

I hope you weren't being serious in this post...A baby isn't going to turn into an alcoholic if he/she's just around it. Hell, I wasn't able to get my man to latch on when he was born, so I pumped for 9 weeks. I went out and drank a little bit, but then I pumped and dumped it 2x after...That's like saying my baby is going to turn into an alcoholic through my breast milk even after I've pumped and dumped 2x...Really people?!? Get a grip!!! Any mom who's nursing should be able to do it WHENEVER and WHEREVER!!! No matter what ANYONE has to say about it!!!

ljensenwi2009 · August 2011

AMEN! In WI it is illegal to smoke in bars, so it's not like many of them are smoky OR nasty these days. When we lived in Denver it was the same and every Saturday we'd go to out local Packer/Badger bar and enjoy the game with our infant, and the bar tender had his kid there too.

Try not to be so judgemental people! I am a nursing mother, but it does make me a little uncomfortable to see another mother nursing...but ya know what?...so does seeing big people in clothes that are too small for them! At the end of the day - if it makes you uncomfortable, look away! She has every right to be doing what she's doing.

Becca62307 · August 2011

Hey Noobs, this was made up drama (MUD) from almost 2 weeks ago.

Molluskwrangler · August 2011

ThePinkDagger:
Hey Noobs, this was made up drama (MUD) from almost 2 weeks ago.

I was wondering what the hell was going on.

rainbow8019 · September 2011

If I do not know you, why would I be sitting next to you, facing you? Do you honestly believe a woman's breast is like a cannon and can shoot for miles or even across a room? I am a mother of two boys, one who I breastfed for two years and the other who is seventeen-months old and is still breastfed. I only had the spraying nipples for my first son, and it may have sprayed about a foot, towards the front of me, where my nipples point, unless yours point somewhere else. As for you not wanting to see another woman's nipple, don't look, just as you don't have to look at a woman's breast cleavage hanging from her top. Your husband may see the breast (the nipple is covered by baby's mouth), yet he should not be looking at it. Breastfeeding is done for the health and well-being of the child, not as a seductive way to get attention.

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