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NTTGPR: Your favorite "politically incorrect" nicknames...

meck716meck716 member
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I just posted under the "folding whites" post and thought it would be funny to see what politically incorrect names people use for inanimate objects...  For example, those white tanks that DH wears are definitely called "wifebeaters" in our house.  

It's my last day before I go back to work after a nice month of summer vacation, so I need some laughs while I put together my power points and curriculum documents for my staff! 

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Re: NTTGPR: Your favorite "politically incorrect" nicknames...

  • mrspkermrspker
    In my family, we call those paper toilet seat covers, "ass gaskets." I don't even think that makes sense but, that's what I grew up calling them.  
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  • meck716meck716 member

    imagemrspker:
    In my family, we call those paper toilet seat covers, "ass gaskets." I don't even think that makes sense but, that's what I grew up calling them.  

    LOL - I've heard of the "paper ass gaskets" before.  :) 

    All Welcome!
    Married 7-16-10; TTC since July 2011
    Me - 34; DH - 35
    Dx: Unexplained Azoo; all blood work normal (including chromosomal abnormality screens); no blockages; 2 SAs with zero sperm, TESA/TESE - no sperm found, likely never produced
    Therapeutic Donor Insemination - DONOR CHOSEN!!!!
    Natural Cycle IUI 9/3/13... 9/18/13 - BFP!!!!  Stick baby stick!
    Beta #1 9/19 (16dpiui) 144 hCG; 19.6 progesterone - Crinone to increase levels; Beta #2 9/23 (20dpiui) 705 hCG; 19.6 progesterone - continue Crinone; Beta #3 9/30 (27dpiui) 8355 hCG; 16.1 progesterone - continue Crinone
    U/S #1 10/8 Awesome ultrasound!  1 healthy, growing little bean.  H/R 128bpm, measuring 6 weeks, 6 days!; U/S #2 10/21 Just as awesome!  H/R 179bpm, measuring 8 weeks 6 days!; Surprise U/S #3 10/28 - still moving along!  Measuring 9 weeks 5 days; 12 week U/S & NT Scan 11/13/13: one wiggly, jumpy, kicking, punching, thumb sucking little bean!!!  Scan looks good, normal measurements.  :)  H/R 170 bpm; 12/11: Doppler registered H/R at 150 bpm; 12/20: Underlying Chronic Hypertension - Methyldopa to control BP; 1/2/2014 - It's a boy!!!!  Everything looks awesome!
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  • boo-bitzboo-bitz member

    DH works with a bunch of tradesmen - that said it isn't toilet paper but $hit tickets.

     

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  • cantalopes24cantalopes24 member
    imagemrspker:
    In my family, we call those paper toilet seat covers, "ass gaskets." I don't even think that makes sense but, that's what I grew up calling them.  
    It totes makes sense because it's a gasket between your azz and the toilet seat.
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  • farmerlyndafarmerlynda member

    We have two groups of "working women" on our farm...  The dairy goats and the hens.  For the longest time we called the hens "the ladies."  After a few years, that name, ahem, evolved.

    Now I pretty much always call the female goats "the b!tches" because they're so demanding.  e.g., "I'm late and they're yelling already... I have to go milk the b!tches."

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