I think we all got tired of how certain people (ahem....ABWebster) used to post multiple times a day about her sore nipples. And nothing else.
I didn't think "voting people off the island" was catty. It was fun! Well until basically everyone got voted off, that is...
it's supposed to be a supportive enviornment and if my nipples hurt (which they seriously do ALL the time), then I should be able to share this without you all being b!tches about it.
voting people off was ridiculous, and I'm so glad your stupid "elite" group is dead!
Umm rude much? I'm sorry but ABWebster I totally agree with you. These are suppose to be supportive places. This is why I hardly post, because people get slammed left and right. If someone wants to complain about sore nipples then she has the right to complain you don't have to respond, just ignore and move on if it bothers you. This is the last straw for me I'm done with this bored because there are so many rude people. I hope you ladies realize that you do hurt peoples feelings when you say things. People come here and the fb group for support not be bashed. There are a few of you that should really be ashamed of yourselves over the past 20 + weeks. Good Luck everyone.
You sound like a really super lady.
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I think we all got tired of how certain people (ahem....ABWebster) used to post multiple times a day about her sore nipples. And nothing else.
I didn't think "voting people off the island" was catty. It was fun! Well until basically everyone got voted off, that is...
Sigh.. I personally miss the group. I preferred hearing about nipples more so than I enjoyed that one girl that posted about her vaginal cleaning regimen.
I appriciated that info though. It has really helped keep me clean and I wish she would come out and share the regimen here... I'm sure there are many ladies who could benefit from it.
I sincerely hope that you are joking. I don't remember her regimen in it's entirety but I know that it included a stick of butter. Also.. didn't she say that she didn't wash it in the shower- she just relied on her hubby to lick it?
ETA: Oh snap. I forgot about the bottle brush part.. What cream/food did she say to use with that?
Wasn't it butter and some sort of cream of something soup? Because it kept it "moist but not too moist"? I had blocked it all.
Gosh, your memory is great. It was cream of mushroom.
hokielaw & vtnicely - the fb group didn't even hear the half of it. ABWebster and i were pretty close in the beginning and we would text on occasion. after we voted her off the island she text me 24/7 about her nipples; accompanied by pictures. you can't unsee sh!t like that.
you are an a$$hole. (yeah janimal I said it again, what of it?!)
I sent you one picture, and in all fairness it didn't seem to bother you. So maybe you're just in love with my boobs and too scared to admit it.
i'm sorry. you posted pictures of your sore, funky nipples and i'm the a$$hole? in your defense, you have a great rack but i didn't need to see a picture to understand that your nipples hurt.
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
Are you planning to breastfeed? Apparently that does a pretty good job of destroying perfectly nice boobs.
Also, my DH would not expect perfection from me, nor do I expect it from him. I think we would both just be setting ourselves up for failure. That being said, we both take care of ourselves and I will work darn hard to lose this baby weight after November. As for my boobs, I plan to breastfeed and both my DH and I fully accept that they may never be the same again.
Toddler Turtle - November 2011 Baby Turtle - November 2014
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
1. WHAA? I hope that's a joke and you're not really that vain because that is sad...
2. I am really sad that I missed all of this by never joining the FB group! (Except the boob pics, I am glad I missed that one.)
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All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
1. WHAA? I hope that's a joke and you're not really that vein because that is sad...
2. I am really sad that I missed all of this by never joining the FB group! (Except the boob pics, I am glad I missed that one.)
Nope, ABWebster IS really that vain...which is why she kept posting trying to get everyone's opinions.
Why did you never join the group? It was like an awesome sorority until someone's nipples divided the group.
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All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
No need to feel bad for my husband. I've made it through pregnancy and BFing and my boobs are still perfect. Guess I'm just lucky...
Nope, ABWebster IS really that vain...which is why she kept posting trying to get everyone's opinions.
Why did you never join the group? It was like an awesome sorority until someone's nipples divided the group.
SO true. We had the "Pro-ABWebster's Nipple Drama" group and the "We're tired of ABWebster's nipples" group. Obviously the pro group was MUCH smaller than the other. OH well. Maybe someday we'll all be able to have our little happy sorority again.
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
Are you planning to breastfeed? Apparently that does a pretty good job of destroying perfectly nice boobs.
Also, my DH would not expect perfection from me, nor do I expect it from him. I think we would both just be setting ourselves up for failure. That being said, we both take care of ourselves and I will work darn hard to lose this baby weight after November. As for my boobs, I plan to breastfeed and both my DH and I fully accept that they may never be the same again.
Well, my DH does and it's not for you to judge okay?
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
1. WHAA? I hope that's a joke and you're not really that vain because that is sad...
2. I am really sad that I missed all of this by never joining the FB group! (Except the boob pics, I am glad I missed that one.)
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1.) I don't think having a perfect rack makes me vain, I think it makes me, well me, but with a perfect rack.
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
1. WHAA? I hope that's a joke and you're not really that vein because that is sad...
2. I am really sad that I missed all of this by never joining the FB group! (Except the boob pics, I am glad I missed that one.)
Nope, ABWebster IS really that vain...which is why she kept posting trying to get everyone's opinions.
Why did you never join the group? It was like an awesome sorority until someone's nipples divided the group.
That PROVES my point about how great they are, considering none of your nipples are capable of breaking up what once was s happy group!
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
1. WHAA? I hope that's a joke and you're not really that vain because that is sad...
2. I am really sad that I missed all of this by never joining the FB group! (Except the boob pics, I am glad I missed that one.)
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DH is a boob man and now won't even look at my boobs anymore because they are so messed up. I can understand where ABWebster coming from and I can empathize he need for perfect boobs. I've been considering selling my shoes to pay for a boob job after LO is born, just to make him happy again.
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All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
1. WHAA? I hope that's a joke and you're not really that vain because that is sad...
2. I am really sad that I missed all of this by never joining the FB group! (Except the boob pics, I am glad I missed that one.)
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1.) I don't think having a perfect rack makes me vain, I think it makes me, well me, but with a perfect rack.
2.) You would be honored to see my boobs.
1. You are completely right. But, if you were the type of person that screams from the roof tops about how perfect they are, and tells people that they'd be honored to see them, well now that would make you vain.
2. See #1.
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All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
Are you planning to breastfeed? Apparently that does a pretty good job of destroying perfectly nice boobs.
Also, my DH would not expect perfection from me, nor do I expect it from him. I think we would both just be setting ourselves up for failure. That being said, we both take care of ourselves and I will work darn hard to lose this baby weight after November. As for my boobs, I plan to breastfeed and both my DH and I fully accept that they may never be the same again.
Well, my DH does and it's not for you to judge okay?
::eye roll::
I am going to judge, okay?
Toddler Turtle - November 2011 Baby Turtle - November 2014
DH is a boob man and now won't even look at my boobs anymore because they are so messed up. I can understand where ABWebster coming from and I can empathize he need for perfect boobs. I've been considering selling my shoes to pay for a boob job after LO is born, just to make him happy again.
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
1. WHAA? I hope that's a joke and you're not really that vain because that is sad...
2. I am really sad that I missed all of this by never joining the FB group! (Except the boob pics, I am glad I missed that one.)
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DH is a boob man and now won't even look at my boobs anymore because they are so messed up. I can understand where ABWebster coming from and I can empathize he need for perfect boobs. I've been considering selling my shoes to pay for a boob job after LO is born, just to make him happy again.
Thank you. We should PM - I'd love to talk to soemone like me and discuss how we can keep our boobies looking good for our men
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
1. WHAA? I hope that's a joke and you're not really that vain because that is sad...
2. I am really sad that I missed all of this by never joining the FB group! (Except the boob pics, I am glad I missed that one.)
Edited: spelling
DH is a boob man and now won't even look at my boobs anymore because they are so messed up. I can understand where ABWebster coming from and I can empathize he need for perfect boobs. I've been considering selling my shoes to pay for a boob job after LO is born, just to make him happy again.
Thank you. We should PM - I'd love to talk to soemone like me and discuss how we can keep our boobies looking good for our men
It's always so refreshing to hear about true relationships where the couple's happiness hinges on the presence of nice boobs. In times where it seems like divorce is rampant, it's so good to know that love can be bought for the small price of a boob job. Just when you think true love has disappeared, it's things like this that make me remember - soul mates do exist. I long for the day that my hubby looks longingly into my eyes and says "Honey, I really love your rack. Don't let yourself slip or you'll be out on your ass!" *Siiigh*
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DH is a boob man and now won't even look at my boobs anymore because they are so messed up. I can understand where ABWebster coming from and I can empathize he need for perfect boobs. I've been considering selling my shoes to pay for a boob job after LO is born, just to make him happy again.
Maybe you should ask for boobs as a push present?
DH says that pushing out his son is a present enough.
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DH is a boob man and now won't even look at my boobs anymore because they are so messed up. I can understand where ABWebster coming from and I can empathize he need for perfect boobs. I've been considering selling my shoes to pay for a boob job after LO is born, just to make him happy again.
Maybe you should ask for boobs as a push present?
DH says that pushing out his son is a present enough.
Maybe he'd be willing to do a matching process for LO's college fund then. For every dollar put towards college, you get a dollar for boobs! As expensive as college is think how big you can go!
OMG, I tried joining the FB group a while back but never heard back from anyone. I can't believe I missed all of this. It would have made my days at work go by faster.
All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
Well Cranang I feel bad for your husband, considering you wanted to name your LO Drayedan if he was a boy...I'm just happy you're having a girl.
You were always jealous of "Drayedan." Thankfully, we have an equally awesome name for the little girl..."Neveah Essence"
Stripping got me through college. And these days, a degree doesn't even matter, so I'm just going to make sure she's fit and hand her a pole to practice on when she turns 12 or so.
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All I know is that it saddens me greatly that you are all going to be parents in mere months. This is embarassing.
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
Well Cranang I feel bad for your husband, considering you wanted to name your LO Drayedan if he was a boy...I'm just happy you're having a girl.
You were always jealous of "Drayedan." Thankfully, we have an equally awesome name for the little girl..."Neveah Essence"
Stripping got me through college. And these days, a degree doesn't even matter, so I'm just going to make sure she's fit and hand her a pole to practice on when she turns 12 or so.
Re: Facebook group?
You sound like a really super lady.
Gosh, your memory is great. It was cream of mushroom.
i'm sorry. you posted pictures of your sore, funky nipples and i'm the a$$hole? in your defense, you have a great rack but i didn't need to see a picture to understand that your nipples hurt.
I'm pretty sure that was in jest. I doubt she REALLY wanted a pic...
Anybody out there feeling sorry for the husbands too??
I feel bad for your husbands. Can't imagine how they feel to have wives that don't care about their appearances and boobs. My husband would not tolerate my boobs and nipples not being perfect, and it would be my fault if I let them go.
I feel sorry for ABWebster's husband since he probably heard waaaay more about the sore nipples than did the FB group.
I also feel sorry for jseaton. I can't imagine how traumatizing a sore nip pic must have been.
 Does that count as sexting?
Baby Turtle - November 2014
I bet it would be considered sexting. I hope she's not planning on running for office anytime soon.
Are you planning to breastfeed? Apparently that does a pretty good job of destroying perfectly nice boobs.
Also, my DH would not expect perfection from me, nor do I expect it from him. I think we would both just be setting ourselves up for failure. That being said, we both take care of ourselves and I will work darn hard to lose this baby weight after November. As for my boobs, I plan to breastfeed and both my DH and I fully accept that they may never be the same again.
Baby Turtle - November 2014
1. WHAA? I hope that's a joke and you're not really that vain because that is sad...
2. I am really sad that I missed all of this by never joining the FB group! (Except the boob pics, I am glad I missed that one.)
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How offended could she have been? I have it in strict confidence that it now acts as wallpaper for her PC...rowr.
Nope, ABWebster IS really that vain...which is why she kept posting trying to get everyone's opinions.
Why did you never join the group? It was like an awesome sorority until someone's nipples divided the group.
No need to feel bad for my husband. I've made it through pregnancy and BFing and my boobs are still perfect. Guess I'm just lucky...
Well Cranang I feel bad for your husband, considering you wanted to name your LO Drayedan if he was a boy...I'm just happy you're having a girl.
SO true. We had the "Pro-ABWebster's Nipple Drama" group and the "We're tired of ABWebster's nipples" group. Obviously the pro group was MUCH smaller than the other. OH well. Maybe someday we'll all be able to have our little happy sorority again.
Well, my DH does and it's not for you to judge okay?
Drayedan is an awesome name.
1.) I don't think having a perfect rack makes me vain, I think it makes me, well me, but with a perfect rack.
2.) You would be honored to see my boobs.
That PROVES my point about how great they are, considering none of your nipples are capable of breaking up what once was s happy group!
Maybe it's just me, but I always thought AmeliaClaire (I think that was her sn) had a better rack than you.
Now I'm just worried. What is JSeaton is secretly in love with me and will try to stalk me? She has my phone number..
DH is a boob man and now won't even look at my boobs anymore because they are so messed up. I can understand where ABWebster coming from and I can empathize he need for perfect boobs. I've been considering selling my shoes to pay for a boob job after LO is born, just to make him happy again.
1. You are completely right. But, if you were the type of person that screams from the roof tops about how perfect they are, and tells people that they'd be honored to see them, well now that would make you vain.
2. See #1.
::eye roll::
I am going to judge, okay?
Baby Turtle - November 2014
Maybe you should ask for boobs as a push present?
Thank you. We should PM - I'd love to talk to soemone like me and discuss how we can keep our boobies looking good for our men
This is what ABWebster wished for us to post...
It's always so refreshing to hear about true relationships where the couple's happiness hinges on the presence of nice boobs. In times where it seems like divorce is rampant, it's so good to know that love can be bought for the small price of a boob job. Just when you think true love has disappeared, it's things like this that make me remember - soul mates do exist. I long for the day that my hubby looks longingly into my eyes and says "Honey, I really love your rack. Don't let yourself slip or you'll be out on your ass!" *Siiigh*
DH says that pushing out his son is a present enough.
Maybe he'd be willing to do a matching process for LO's college fund then. For every dollar put towards college, you get a dollar for boobs! As expensive as college is think how big you can go!
A Little Bird and a Monkey Butt
You were always jealous of "Drayedan." Thankfully, we have an equally awesome name for the little girl..."Neveah Essence"
Stripping got me through college. And these days, a degree doesn't even matter, so I'm just going to make sure she's fit and hand her a pole to practice on when she turns 12 or so.
Wow. WOW. And to think I left the FB group because I thought it was so dull.
omgeeez, ! was a stripper too!