You know you're pregnant when...

christinemurray91 · June 2011

Getting up from the couch is a three step process!

Haha. DH laughs everytime.

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JBullock10 · June 2011

The couch is so me too...

My own is.. when any kind of food mentioned is suddenly a must have

elkaybie · June 2011

ditto to both of those. my DH mentioned bojangles today and I thought "mmmm...bojangles"

emily1414 · June 2011

Putting on pants, instead of comfy pj pants sounds like a chore!

Your hubby has to help you get up off the floor because you just don't have the balance or flexibility to do it alone.

jaredandjenny · June 2011

When I drop something on the floor and decide to just walk away from it. I can't bend down to pick it up anymore..

When I can't seem to even write things down without putting them in the wrong order (I had to write a bunch of numbers down at work today and used a ton of white out).

pettycrocker · June 2011

Turning over in bed is an Olympic sport. I literally have to think about it for 5mins and then THROW myself to the other side.

When everything you eat or drink (including water) gives you heartburn. Tums are part of every meal.

When your boobs randomly leak fluid like a faucet.

maceymay1816 · June 2011

Mrs Castillo:

Turning over in bed is an Olympic sport. I literally have to think about it for 5mins and then THROW myself to the other side.

When everything you eat or drink (including water) gives you heartburn. Tums are part of every meal.

When your boobs randomly leak fluid like a faucet.

I feel like you've been at my house today. My DH told me the other nite we need to get a bigger bed before the next baby because I wake him up every time I try to move. And I was just sitting outside with DH, chatting with the neighbors, leaned over and the faucets started. My response..."Well at least I have on a black shirt and no one will notice." I have leaked sticky fluid all over my shirt and just sat there because it really is too much of an effort to walk back into the house, find a shirt, a bra, breast pads and then change. Gotta love it.

smorzandoj · June 2011

maceymay1816:
Mrs Castillo:

Turning over in bed is an Olympic sport. I literally have to think about it for 5mins and then THROW myself to the other side.
When everything you eat or drink (including water) gives you heartburn. Tums are part of every meal.
When your boobs randomly leak fluid like a faucet.

I feel like you've been at my house today. My DH told me the other nite we need to get a bigger bed before the next baby because I wake him up every time I try to move. And I was just sitting outside with DH, chatting with the neighbors, leaned over and the faucets started. My response..."Well at least I have on a black shirt and no one will notice." I have leaked sticky fluid all over my shirt and just sat there because it really is too much of an effort to walk back into the house, find a shirt, a bra, breast pads and then change. Gotta love it.

We got a king size when we found out I was preg again....it has been heaven...

katxattack · June 2011

Ugh...I really hate going to bed in general. I can't get comfortable! And then...I can't get up!

Mom2Eleanor · June 2011

Mrs Castillo:

Turning over in bed is an Olympic sport. I literally have to think about it for 5mins and then THROW myself to the other side.

When everything you eat or drink (including water) gives you heartburn. Tums are part of every meal.

This! And getting up to pee in the middle of the night requires your husband's assistance because you cannot physically sit up unassisted anymore.

CactusGirl · June 2011

Mrs Castillo:

Turning over in bed is an Olympic sport. I literally have to think about it for 5mins and then THROW myself to the other side.

This. And, getting in and out of bed 3-4 times a night to pee has never been so difficult. Not only is my belly big and heavy, but the mountain of pillows are also major obstacles.

zenma · June 2011

You have chronic back pain and lying on your left side or a birthing ball is the only remedy.

melissawillr · June 2011

When all you can think about is cold beverages, (I was picturing slushies.)

GBTeacherLady · June 2011

When you'd rather shoot yourself in the foot than turn the oven on. I am not taking this sudden spike in humidity well.

staticgirl77 · June 2011

The bed for sure...and we have a king, so the size isn't the problem...it's that it takes me 5 minutes to roll over and I wake up DH and the dogs and then everybody has to get re-situated.

IlliniQT · June 2011

OMG this post is for me for sure! My husband said there are nights when I am just grasping at him, mostly asleep because I am trying to roll over and can't do it alone. And then there's the pelvic pain when you move, and you think your hips are just going to snap in half...

And then the humidity....my poor thankles (I go from thigh to foot, no cankles...thankles)

zhirsch · June 2011

having to spend 5 minutes arranging my pillow fortress just so if I have any chance of being careful.

And seriously weighing the pros and cons of picking up anything lower than my knees. I usually decide not to.

IlliniQT · June 2011

And then there's getting all situated and realizing you forgot something across the room...

beekernbaby · June 2011

all you think about are the days when you didn't have to pee every five minutes.

chelwig89 · July 2011

Oh I was just thinking the couch thing last night! lol

When you have to use the handicapped stall in the restrooms because the other doors open in and the only way to fit in there and close the door is to straddle the toilet!

Fweetie · July 2011

You try to squeeze past someone in line and not realize you are rubbing your belly all over them. Ok, maybe this is just me...but I seriously don't realize how big my belly is when I am trying to walk in a crowd! That poor woman in the wheel chair at Subway got a face full of pregnant belly... haha. Oops! --She was blocking the chips! lol

laurelnikki · July 2011

Your belly knocks things over. I knocked a glass of milk all over my laptop. When you can no longer fit in booths. We went to don pablos and my belly was hitting the table so had to move to a table *sigh*

Amya · July 2011

When there is no comforatble sleeping position, and you are thankful even to get 6 hrs a night. I guess this is just preparing us for the baby!

PretzelMom22 · July 2011

LStorms:
And then there's getting all situated and realizing you forgot something across the room...

I've had that happen to me and I would just lay in my bed staring at it *rage*

AnnaRedhead · July 2011

I sneezed and peed my pants a little tonight. lol

Also everytime I have to bend over I groan. I do it without even knowing I'm doing it and I got some weird stares the other day at a gas station!!

final5 · July 2011

LOL!! All of these is me!!

christinemurray91 · July 2011

I discovered a new one today.

When you turn sideways to get out of someone's way and you end up more in the way.

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