Help! Am I pregnant? Dying to know

melissa721 · June 2011

Burp. 'Scuse me!

lewis0611 · June 2011

Marley369:
To those of you who honestly answered my question, I really appreciate it & thank you.To the rest of the women that thought being a *** on a pregnancy/mommy forum was cute: i only said i was 22 because it is a big difference from a 40 yr olds fertility. I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea. Hopefully one day I won't be do obsessive over something that's in gods hands and won't post 20,000 responses about pregnancy when I can't even get pregnant myself. Sorry I'm not experienced/lazy enough to use pregnancy acronyms & know about "tuesdays" on the pregnancy forums. I mean really? What are thursdays around 3:30 pm like? Are there better posts about how you're on day 12 of your cycle? Please get a life. You're the reason women are known as bitches. Once again, thanks To the women that actually had mature & appropriate responses.

OR...

Try being a little more educated about what you're posting. Just an FYI, but I have a happy and healthy daughter I conceived with no problems whatsoever my very first month of trying and have not been trying long for number 2. So you go right on ahead and continue spreading your uneducated opinions, but know you are wrong and so off base. Also, it can take up to a year for perfectly healthy people to conceive.

Isn't the whole "hopefully I won't be obsessive about what's in gods hands" line a little bit like the pot calling the kettle black? You sought out this forum and asked people you've never spoken to before if we think you're pregnant... We didn't knock down your door asking if you had a bun in the oven.

Also, you're arguing with these "b*tches". Go find another forum that will blow smoke up your butt and tell you what you want to hear and surround you in a bubble of sunshine, rainbows and puppies, because clearly that's what you're looking for.

kgp_061910 · June 2011

Marley369:
To those of you who honestly answered my question, I really appreciate it & thank you.To the rest of the women that thought being a *** on a pregnancy/mommy forum was cute: i only said i was 22 because it is a big difference from a 40 yr olds fertility. I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea. Hopefully one day I won't be do obsessive over something that's in gods hands and won't post 20,000 responses about pregnancy when I can't even get pregnant myself. Sorry I'm not experienced/lazy enough to use pregnancy acronyms & know about "tuesdays" on the pregnancy forums. I mean really? What are thursdays around 3:30 pm like? Are there better posts about how you're on day 12 of your cycle? Please get a life. You're the reason women are known as bitches. Once again, thanks To the women that actually had mature & appropriate responses.

Honestly, I don't normally respond to these types of posts, but that was low. I understand that it's frustrating when people say smart a** comments to you, but that gives you absolutely no right to throw infertility in anybody's face. If you can't handle the heat, then don't post. Has it occured to you that the women on her may be as knowledgeable as they are BECAUSE of the fact they they have had problems trying to get pregnant and have tried just about everything they can? If it were any of our choice, none of us would be here, but we are and we are dealing with it. Grow up a little. Oh, and by the way, I'm 23...not much older than you, but I know respect. Not a single one of these women are B******. It's just frustrating when people come and post on here for the first time expecting the women on here to tell them that they are pregnant. If you are 22, shouldn't you know a little more than that? If you didn't want our advice, it's your own fault for posting.

Edit: Punctuation.

bostonbluejay · June 2011

Marley369:
To those of you who honestly answered my question, I really appreciate it & thank you.To the rest of the women that thought being a *** on a pregnancy/mommy forum was cute: i only said i was 22 because it is a big difference from a 40 yr olds fertility. I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea. Hopefully one day I won't be do obsessive over something that's in gods hands and won't post 20,000 responses about pregnancy when I can't even get pregnant myself. Sorry I'm not experienced/lazy enough to use pregnancy acronyms & know about "tuesdays" on the pregnancy forums. I mean really? What are thursdays around 3:30 pm like? Are there better posts about how you're on day 12 of your cycle? Please get a life. You're the reason women are known as bitches. Once again, thanks To the women that actually had mature & appropriate responses.

Wow. Not even original MUD. OP you didn't honestly think you said anything clever here did you? ::pats head:: We've seen basically this exact same post many, many times before. Try harder next time, will you?

retallica · June 2011

kitaangel · June 2011

Marley369:
I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea.

I hardly reply to things like this but I find this pretty damn insulting, to jut about everyone.

I'm 22 and have only been charting for this one cycle.

But I guess people like you enjoy grouping people like us in these categories of yours. Just sayin'

Confused

jessican08 · June 2011

Marley369:
To those of you who honestly answered my question, I really appreciate it & thank you.To the rest of the women that thought being a *** on a pregnancy/mommy forum was cute: i only said i was 22 because it is a big difference from a 40 yr olds fertility. I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea. Hopefully one day I won't be do obsessive over something that's in gods hands and won't post 20,000 responses about pregnancy when I can't even get pregnant myself. Sorry I'm not experienced/lazy enough to use pregnancy acronyms & know about "tuesdays" on the pregnancy forums. I mean really? What are thursdays around 3:30 pm like? Are there better posts about how you're on day 12 of your cycle? Please get a life. You're the reason women are known as bitches. Once again, thanks To the women that actually had mature & appropriate responses.

Ohhhh...you were this close to hurting my feelings. Better hope karma doesn't come up and bite you in the @$$.

Etchylee · June 2011

blindvictory:
And your line about being 22 making you more fertile is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. I'd really like to know where you got such misguided information. Yes, theoretically, a 22 year old woman is more fertile than a 47 year old, but being 22 doesn't make you a magical baby-making machine. I'm 22 and we're on our 5th cycle. I guess my ute didn't get the memo.

the struggle and hustle · June 2011

Marley369:
To those of you who honestly answered my question, I really appreciate it & thank you.To the rest of the women that thought being a *** on a pregnancy/mommy forum was cute: i only said i was 22 because it is a big difference from a 40 yr olds fertility. I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea. Hopefully one day I won't be do obsessive over something that's in gods hands and won't post 20,000 responses about pregnancy when I can't even get pregnant myself. Sorry I'm not experienced/lazy enough to use pregnancy acronyms & know about "tuesdays" on the pregnancy forums. I mean really? What are thursdays around 3:30 pm like? Are there better posts about how you're on day 12 of your cycle? Please get a life. You're the reason women are known as bitches. Once again, thanks To the women that actually had mature & appropriate responses.

And to think, her potential children are our future....crap. I can only imagine how well they will turn out if their mother is a raving lunatic.

Oh, and if it is in Gods hands, get off the message boards, get on your knees and wait for his God to thump you on the head and tell you that you are with child. That is all you need to do in order to have a baby anyway.

Priss28King · June 2011

bostonbluejay:
Marley369:
Sorry I don't spend all of my time on websites like these.. Sorry for wondering if I were pregnant and asking for advice to see if anyone else had similar experiences. MUD? Made up drama? Please I wouldn't post something like this to a bunch of women that don't even know me to make up drama. Maybe some of you need to be a little more friendly or just not post anything at all if you can't be mature or nice about my question.
Wow, you are an excellent acronym guesser! It took me a while to figure out what MUD stood for, and even then it was only because I asked what it meant. You're a smart one!

This. I was saying the same thing to myself!

melissa721 · June 2011

etchylee:
blindvictory:
And your line about being 22 making you more fertile is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. I'd really like to know where you got such misguided information. Yes, theoretically, a 22 year old woman is more fertile than a 47 year old, but being 22 doesn't make you a magical baby-making machine. I'm 22 and we're on our 5th cycle. I guess my ute didn't get the memo.

Ooooooooh I love this gif. ILOVEARTIE!!!

Priss28King · June 2011

Marley369:
To those of you who honestly answered my question, I really appreciate it & thank you.To the rest of the women that thought being a *** on a pregnancy/mommy forum was cute: i only said i was 22 because it is a big difference from a 40 yr olds fertility. I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea. Hopefully one day I won't be do obsessive over something that's in gods hands and won't post 20,000 responses about pregnancy when I can't even get pregnant myself. Sorry I'm not experienced/lazy enough to use pregnancy acronyms & know about "tuesdays" on the pregnancy forums. I mean really? What are thursdays around 3:30 pm like? Are there better posts about how you're on day 12 of your cycle? Please get a life. You're the reason women are known as bitches. Once again, thanks To the women that actually had mature & appropriate responses.

okay, we're obsessed ...but you are the one who tested 11 days after sex, not even ovulation.... mmmkay!!

LovestruckAJ · June 2011

Marley369:
To those of you who honestly answered my question, I really appreciate it & thank you.To the rest of the women that thought being a *** on a pregnancy/mommy forum was cute: i only said i was 22 because it is a big difference from a 40 yr olds fertility. I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea. Hopefully one day I won't be do obsessive over something that's in gods hands and won't post 20,000 responses about pregnancy when I can't even get pregnant myself. Sorry I'm not experienced/lazy enough to use pregnancy acronyms & know about "tuesdays" on the pregnancy forums. I mean really? What are thursdays around 3:30 pm like? Are there better posts about how you're on day 12 of your cycle? Please get a life. You're the reason women are known as bitches. Once again, thanks To the women that actually had mature & appropriate responses.

Ummm, you're not welcome. Douche-bag.

Considering that after you thanked the women who gave you "honest" answers you then proceeded to label them as "not very fertile"...Piss off now. Wink

Etchylee · June 2011

melissa721:
etchylee:
blindvictory:
And your line about being 22 making you more fertile is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. I'd really like to know where you got such misguided information. Yes, theoretically, a 22 year old woman is more fertile than a 47 year old, but being 22 doesn't make you a magical baby-making machine. I'm 22 and we're on our 5th cycle. I guess my ute didn't get the memo.
Ooooooooh I love this gif. ILOVEARTIE!!!

Artie always wins.

jenn0620 · June 2011

Marley369:
To those of you who honestly answered my question, I really appreciate it & thank you.To the rest of the women that thought being a *** on a pregnancy/mommy forum was cute: i only said i was 22 because it is a big difference from a 40 yr olds fertility. I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea. Hopefully one day I won't be do obsessive over something that's in gods hands and won't post 20,000 responses about pregnancy when I can't even get pregnant myself. Sorry I'm not experienced/lazy enough to use pregnancy acronyms & know about "tuesdays" on the pregnancy forums. I mean really? What are thursdays around 3:30 pm like? Are there better posts about how you're on day 12 of your cycle? Please get a life. You're the reason women are known as bitches. Once again, thanks To the women that actually had mature & appropriate responses.

I don't usually respond to these kinds of things, but you really are a peach you know that? I was 22 when I started trying last year and guess what DH and I do have fertility issues and haven't gotten pregnant yet so age doesn't really matter. Don't come on a board and insult the ladies here for charting its not obsessing it's called knowing your body. Also you called the ladies who responded rude? you were just totally insensitive to a lot of ladies who do have fertility issues and who have been trying for a long time. Next time I suggest lurking before you ask an idiotic question like if your pregnant, I mean really how the hell are we suppose to know?

Moose2000 · June 2011

Marley369:
To those of you who honestly answered my question, I really appreciate it & thank you.To the rest of the women that thought being a *** on a pregnancy/mommy forum was cute: i only said i was 22 because it is a big difference from a 40 yr olds fertility. I just realized asking a bunch of women who obviously aren't very fertile if they're on this website tracking their ovulation calendars for months, even years, for the entire world to see was a bad idea. Hopefully one day I won't be do obsessive over something that's in gods hands and won't post 20,000 responses about pregnancy when I can't even get pregnant myself. Sorry I'm not experienced/lazy enough to use pregnancy acronyms & know about "tuesdays" on the pregnancy forums. I mean really? What are thursdays around 3:30 pm like? Are there better posts about how you're on day 12 of your cycle? Please get a life. You're the reason women are known as bitches. Once again, thanks To the women that actually had mature & appropriate responses.

The biggest a$$ here is you. Do you really think a bunch of internet strangers can tell you if you're pregnant? Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers. If it's in god's hands then p!ss off to church- and maybe while you're there pray for an education because you need it.

bingqilin00 · June 2011

liz4paws:
You're DEFINITELY pregnant. I got pregnant at least 15 times when I was 22. That's the magic age!!!

Ha - love it!

bingqilin00 · June 2011

liz4paws:
You're DEFINITELY pregnant. I got pregnant at least 15 times when I was 22. That's the magic age!!!

Ha - love it!

RequiresExalted · June 2011

lilmrsT86 · June 2011

Flvcking idiot.

[Deleted User] · June 2011

Fvck off.

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