Where are my boobs?

mchell9 · June 2011

I have none. I look more like a 12 year old boy than a mamma. This realization came to me while trying on dresses. So all you mammas that complain about being e,f,g, x, y, z.... whatever else...I just might be giving you the stink eye from now on.

lil_rhody · June 2011

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mchell9 · June 2011

lil_rhody:
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Is that a typo or is visual representation of how small my tattas are?

jen-dale · June 2011

If I could give you some of mine, I would. I already had to get out my "fat" bras because I needed a bigger cup size Indifferent

scary sh!t.

lil_rhody · June 2011

mchell9:

lil_rhody:
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Is that a typo or is visual representation of how small my tattas are?

Well, at least that was funny.

mchell9 · June 2011

lil_rhody:
mchell9:

lil_rhody:
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Is that a typo or is visual representation of how small my tattas are?
Well, at least that was funny.

I guess I'm missing something. You could share rather than being so convoluted.

nicobean1 · June 2011

Mine are shrinking, too. Rhody already offered me one of the cup sizes she's lost since weaning. I can't imagine what they'll look like once I've weaned.

lil_rhody · June 2011

mchell9:
lil_rhody:
mchell9:

lil_rhody:
...

Is that a typo or is visual representation of how small my tattas are?

Well, at least that was funny.

I guess I'm missing something. You could share rather than being so convoluted.

"So all you mammas that complain about being e,f,g, x, y, z.... whatever else...I just might be giving you the stink eye from now on." is offensive.

1. Your use of E, F, G, X, Y, Z just makes it sound like anything larger than a D is impossibly, laughably large. The way you wrote the series, anyone that is an E (not an uncommon size) may as well be a Z.

2. No one outside of the Playboy Mansion chooses to be extra-large up top. Making fun of people for having a large chest is in poor taste, just like it would be to make fun of someone for having a small chest. We get what we get.

3. Having a small chest might hurt your ego a bit when you try on dresses. Now try to have that same personal image issue (because those dresses aren't fitting the G cups any better, and we are ALL sensitive about our bodies), while also having low back issues, paying $70 for any bra that sort of fits because function is way more important than looks, and having your chest actually hurt when you try to run because most sports bras do nothing in your size.

mchell9 · June 2011

lil_rhody:
mchell9:
lil_rhody:
mchell9:

lil_rhody:
...
Is that a typo or is visual representation of how small my tattas are?
Well, at least that was funny.
I guess I'm missing something. You could share rather than being so convoluted.
"So all you mammas that complain about being e,f,g, x, y, z.... whatever else...I just might be giving you the stink eye from now on." is offensive.
1. Your use of E, F, G, X, Y, Z just makes it sound like anything larger than a D is impossibly, laughably large. The way you wrote the series, anyone that is an E (not an uncommon size) may as well be a Z.
2. No one outside of the Playboy Mansion chooses to be extra-large up top. Making fun of people for having a large chest is in poor taste, just like it would be to make fun of someone for having a small chest. We get what we get.
3. Having a small chest might hurt your ego a bit when you try on dresses. Now try to have that same personal image issue (because those dresses aren't fitting the G cups any better, and we are ALL sensitive about our bodies), while also having low back issues, paying $70 for any bra that sort of fits because function is way more important than looks, and having your chest actually hurt when you try to run because most sports bras do nothing in your size.

For real? You have got to be kidding me. I was not offensive nor was I making fun of anyone except myself. I wrote it in that series b/c I am so far from any of those sizes, barely any cup at this point, again laughing at myself. Let's be honest- you don't like me so you should just stay out of my posts.

lil_rhody · June 2011

mchell9:

For real? You have got to be kidding me. I was not offensive nor was I making fun of anyone except myself. I wrote it in that series b/c I am so far from any of those sizes, barely any cup at this point, again laughing at myself. Let's be honest- you don't like me so you should just stay out of my posts.

lol.

mchell9 · June 2011

lil_rhody:
mchell9:

For real? You have got to be kidding me. I was not offensive nor was I making fun of anyone except myself. I wrote it in that series b/c I am so far from any of those sizes, barely any cup at this point, again laughing at myself. Let's be honest- you don't like me so you should just stay out of my posts.
lol.

So very passive aggressive.

mchell9 · June 2011

jen-dale:
If I could give you some of mine, I would. I already had to get out my "fat" bras because I needed a bigger cup sizescary sh!t.

That would be fantastic of we could really work out that kind of deal!!!

lil_rhody · June 2011

mchell9:
lil_rhody:
mchell9:

For real? You have got to be kidding me. I was not offensive nor was I making fun of anyone except myself. I wrote it in that series b/c I am so far from any of those sizes, barely any cup at this point, again laughing at myself. Let's be honest- you don't like me so you should just stay out of my posts.

lol.

So very passive aggressive.

Yes, that's it. Exactly. It couldn't be any of what I wrote out above.

mchell9 · June 2011

lil_rhody:
mchell9:
lil_rhody:
mchell9:

For real? You have got to be kidding me. I was not offensive nor was I making fun of anyone except myself. I wrote it in that series b/c I am so far from any of those sizes, barely any cup at this point, again laughing at myself. Let's be honest- you don't like me so you should just stay out of my posts.
lol.
So very passive aggressive.
Yes, that's it. Exactly. It couldn't be any of what I wrote out above.

Thanks again.

JaimieLee · June 2011

I feel you mchell!! I used to be EE, now I'm a floppy sloppy c. Nothing to complain about, but I do miss feeling voluptuous and "full" up there, ya know?I have lost a lot of weight (yay) but the rest of my body is firming up and getting fit... My tatas, not so much.

HElizabethDU · June 2011

Yeah, I am there with you My tatas didn't even change when I was pregnant!

vflipo · June 2011

HElizabethDU:
Yeah, I am there with you My tatas didn't even change when I was pregnant!

Same here. Everyone kept telling me not to buy nursing bras either until after I had been BFing for a while. Well, my boobs didn't get the memo that they're supposed to change for that. They just go from small and floppy to small and floppier after I pump.

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