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  • I don't have anything really flame-worthy today.

    Every Friday I whine and complain that I can't get any work done because I have to work all day with Avery here.

    Well, it's 10 a.m. and she's still alseep and I'm not working.  I should be.  

    But, I've been on BGP, TB, and watching the Casey Anthony trial.  I'm also slightly torn between revulsion, and morbid curiosity at the medical/forensic testimony.  


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  • imageeddy321:
    I have diaper rash, and I borrowed some of A's cream. Embarrassed  I've had to wear pads all week because AF was so heavy (sorry if TMI).  It was a bajillion degrees outside yesterday and sweat + pads = no fun at all.  I was desperate... it worked.

    I did this while I was pregnant. I was sweating and so damp that I had diaper rash, that baby cream is awesome lol.

     

    At 930 this AM I had some crackers and Cheez Wiz followed but marshmallows. I'm grumpy and tired, and they were the first things I grabbed.  No, I don't wonder why I've yet to lose my baby weight.

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  • Avery just got me off the hook.  She's up now. 
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  • imageLovingBaz:

    imageeddy321:
    I have diaper rash, and I borrowed some of A's cream. Embarrassed  I've had to wear pads all week because AF was so heavy (sorry if TMI).  It was a bajillion degrees outside yesterday and sweat + pads = no fun at all.  I was desperate... it worked.

    I did this while I was pregnant. I was sweating and so damp that I had diaper rash, that baby cream is awesome lol.

     

    At 930 this AM I had some crackers and Cheez Wiz followed but marshmallows. I'm grumpy and tired, and they were the first things I grabbed.  No, I don't wonder why I've yet to lose my baby weight.

    I've eaten two chocolate chip cookies and a jolly rancher this morning.

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  • I'm only about 70% as productive at my job now than I was pre-baby.  I wouldn't feel guilty for a second if we weren't laying off other people in my dept.  I just can't find the motivation to do more, even though I like working and my job.  
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    imageLovingBaz:

    imageeddy321:
    I have diaper rash, and I borrowed some of A's cream. Embarrassed  I've had to wear pads all week because AF was so heavy (sorry if TMI).  It was a bajillion degrees outside yesterday and sweat + pads = no fun at all.  I was desperate... it worked.

    I did this while I was pregnant. I was sweating and so damp that I had diaper rash, that baby cream is awesome lol.

     

    At 930 this AM I had some crackers and Cheez Wiz followed but marshmallows. I'm grumpy and tired, and they were the first things I grabbed.  No, I don't wonder why I've yet to lose my baby weight.

    I've eaten two chocolate chip cookies and a jolly rancher this morning.

    Molly was up almost every hour last night and then up for good at 5, I'll eat what I want lol.

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  • I let DS watch a Baby Einstein video 3 times pretty much in a row.  I had so much house stuff to do!!  I also had a horrendous case of road rage yesterday. DS was not in the car at all, and it was mostly verbal with a splash of hand gestures.
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  • My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

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  • imageMegs12411:

    My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

    You definitely win, but I would so do this, too.  

    I used to cut little tiny holes in my brother's shirts when I was younger when he pissed me off.   

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  • imageMegs12411:

    My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

    That is awesome! 

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  • imageMegs12411:

    My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

    Best FFFC ever.
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  • imageValentineGirl:
    imageMegs12411:

    My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

    You definitely win, but I would so do this, too.  

    I used to cut little tiny holes in my brother's shirts when I was younger when he pissed me off.   

     

    If one of my bro's really pissed me off I would spit in their drink.  Yes, I'm that gross.

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  • I use to be a Massage Therapist. I loved it, but while I was pregnant it was so exhausting. Especially 90 minute sessions. I got sick a couple of times during sessions too, but one time I faked getting sick so I didn't have to finish a 90 minute one. In my defense, I told the front desk people- no more 90 minutes or hot stone.

    I also use to work on this one guy who was ridiculously hot, but as far as my BF is concerned, I've never worked on anyone that I thought was attractive.

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  • I had doughnuts and diet coke for breakfast..

    Heres my real one.. I really like SO parents, they are very nice people, but they wear me out!  Tomorrow is his aunts neighborhood garage sale and last weekend when we were over there, everyone was all you should come by (she lives around the corner from me) because SO's parents (who live 45 min away) and his other aunt will be there helping out.  SO is working Saturday, I am thinking I am going to "forget" and go hang out with my bff instead.  Everyone was over all weekend long because of Tylers grad and I just dont have the energy..

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  • My dog loves Aaron's pacifier.  Just one of them.  I've given up trying to get it away from him because I'm too lazy to fight him, and it now belongs to him.  He walks around with it in his mouth.  Dumb dog.  
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  • imageMegs12411:

    My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

    But doesn't he get your saliva when you kiss anyway?

    You should've wiped them under your armpit or something. 

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  • imageTBLilyRose:
    imageMegs12411:

    My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

    But doesn't he get your saliva when you kiss anyway?

    You should've wiped them under your armpit or something. 

    This made me gag!

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  • I have a really big flame-worthy confession. I just want to preface it with I know my DH is amazing and he would do anything for us but....I am secretly upset at him for not making enough money to support DD and me so I can stay at home with her. I love him very much and he does amazing things for DD and I but I just wish, I could stay at home. 

    ETA: I would never admit this to DH because I know how bratty I am being right now. He really is truly amazing and I wouldn't know what I would do without him.

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  • imageThankful1121:
    I have a really big flame-worthy confession. I just want to preface it with I know my DH is amazing and he would do anything for us but....I am secretly upset at him for not making enough money to support DD and me so I can stay at home with her. I love him very much and he does amazing things for DD and I but I just wish, I could stay at home. 

    Aw :(  I don't think that's a bad thing.  

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  • imageTBLilyRose:
    imageMegs12411:

    My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

    But doesn't he get your saliva when you kiss anyway?

    You should've wiped them under your armpit or something. 

    You'd think it wouldn't bother him, right? He freaks if I use his toothbrush....he thinks it's gross...so really, he's just asking for me to do stuff like this. If he wasn't such a dinkwad I wouldn't have to resort to such measures.Wink

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  • imagebeeunit:
    My dog loves Aaron's pacifier.  Just one of them.  I've given up trying to get it away from him because I'm too lazy to fight him, and it now belongs to him.  He walks around with it in his mouth.  Dumb dog.  

    I think we're going to need to see a pic of this at some point

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  • The other night I was feeding C a bottle and when I put it down to burp him, one of our dogs walked by and licked the nipple. I burped C, wiped off the nipple and put it right back in his mouth.



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  • imageMegs12411:

    My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

    Double score if you were sick with something contagious!!! 

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  • I still feel like my body isn't my own and sometimes I resent it. Especially when DS is on the boob for 3 hours straight trying to doze off. I take him off, he cries and I give in.

    I breathe deeply and the bastard wakes up... And it's exhausting me, though I see no other options.

    I WAH and have probably only worked 8 hours all week. 40 in the last 3 weeks combined.


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  • I'm about to go make some cookies right now... And I'll probably eat all of them.
    I binge like that when I'm having an off day.
    The only reason it's an off day is because I didn't get up when DH did. He leaves at 5am, and if I don't get up then and clean, the whole day feels ruined.
    I hate wearing underwear.
    I keep dreaming I'm single again, and dudes keep looking at me like they used to. I like it.
    I used to get checked out a lot, and I miss it. DH gets really mad when guys look at me, so he always walks behind me in the store to keep people from looking at my butt.
    I hate where I live. It looks so trashy outside and DH hasn't done a thing to try and clean it up.   
    He's getting a hair cut today. I'm glad.
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  • imageMegs12411:

    My DH ticked me off last night so I licked all the forks and then put them back in the silverware drawer.

    I win at passive aggressivitiy.

    If he had a baby with you, I doubt he minds your saliva.  It's not like you wiped your ass with them.  

    For the record, that is the most off-the wall shiit I've heard in a long time.  Also... I'm not going to be able to make it over for dinner anytime soon.  

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  • I think it's kind of unhealthy how much people seem to enjoy talking about how horrible Casey Anthony is.

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  • imageThankful1121:

    I have a really big flame-worthy confession. I just want to preface it with I know my DH is amazing and he would do anything for us but....I am secretly upset at him for not making enough money to support DD and me so I can stay at home with her. I love him very much and he does amazing things for DD and I but I just wish, I could stay at home. 

    ETA: I would never admit this to DH because I know how bratty I am being right now. He really is truly amazing and I wouldn't know what I would do without him.

    Is there anything you could do to be able to live on his salary?  How many luxuries could you give up?   

    I give up trying to get a ticker.  I have a DD that is 2.5 years old and is awesome.  Maybe I'll add a quote to distinguish myself.  Hmmm.  How about...

    "It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" - A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
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    imageAggieBeth06:
    I breathe deeply and the bastard wakes up... And it's exhausting me, though I see no other options.

    I hate that you just reffered to your kid that way.

    No 

    Agreed. =/ I, too, get frustrated when DS wakes up from a light sleep over something like me breathing, coughing, etc.. but to call him something so negative? Not kosher. 

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  • imagebeeunit:
    My dog loves Aaron's pacifier.  Just one of them.  I've given up trying to get it away from him because I'm too lazy to fight him, and it now belongs to him.  He walks around with it in his mouth.  Dumb dog.  

    LOL!  Post pics. 

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  • Our neighbors invited us to use their kiddie pool out back anytime but last summer I saw their little girl pee in it so I don't want to put DS in there because I'm sure they will pee in it this summer, too.
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    imageTBLilyRose:

    imageThankful1121:
    I have a really big flame-worthy confession. I just want to preface it with I know my DH is amazing and he would do anything for us but....I am secretly upset at him for not making enough money to support DD and me so I can stay at home with her. I love him very much and he does amazing things for DD and I but I just wish, I could stay at home. 

    Aw :(  I don't think that's a bad thing.  

      Haven't you confessed this before.  Hand to God,  I have read this word for word before.  And I don't think that this is a bad confession. 

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  • imageKhryssie:
    imageTicketTuesday:

    imageAggieBeth06:
    I breathe deeply and the bastard wakes up... And it's exhausting me, though I see no other options.

    I hate that you just reffered to your kid that way.

    No 

    Agreed. =/ I, too, get frustrated when DS wakes up from a light sleep over something like me breathing, coughing, etc.. but to call him something so negative? Not kosher. 

    I was joking around with my sister once and called my kid a biotch, but immediately felt terrible. It wasn't funny at all. BUT this is flame free. Sometimes you have to let your frustrations out.

    My FFFC: I left my kid in the car (sleeping) while I went in to the liquor store and bought 3 flats (ie. 72 cans) of beer. Hey, the car seat and the beer wouldn't both fit in the cart.

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    imageTicketTuesday:

    imageAggieBeth06:
    I breathe deeply and the bastard wakes up... And it's exhausting me, though I see no other options.

    I hate that you just reffered to your kid that way.

    No 

      Oops, somebody went to far....  btw it isn't his fault he is a bastard.  That's on you

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  • The dogs are at doggie day care today. So far I have spilled the bag of cat food all over and dropped my bowl of popcorn on floor. I could clean it up, but I figure they'll be home in 4 or 5 hours.
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    imageAggieBeth06:
    I breathe deeply and the bastard wakes up... And it's exhausting me, though I see no other options.

    I hate that you just reffered to your kid that way.

    No 

    I was totally thinking the same thing...

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  • imageRayRay007:

    My FFFC: I left my kid in the car (sleeping) while I went in to the liquor store and bought 3 flats (ie. 72 cans) of beer. Hey, the car seat and the beer wouldn't both fit in the cart.

    You're lucky you didn't have the cops called on you, or something worse happen. 

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  • 1- DS just spit up on his play mat... and all I did was wipe his face and the mat and call it good. No attacking the mat with Lysol wipes, no wet wipes for his face. Just the burp cloth.

    2- My vacation time for the end of this month has just been approved, and now I'm dreading going home. DH, DS and I don't normally hit the hay until 2 am because of the hours I work... and pretty much all of my family and H's are going to be up and ready for the day by 8 am. FML. I'm going to lose so much sleep that week it's ridiculous.

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    imageRayRay007:

    My FFFC: I left my kid in the car (sleeping) while I went in to the liquor store and bought 3 flats (ie. 72 cans) of beer. Hey, the car seat and the beer wouldn't both fit in the cart.

    You're lucky you didn't have the cops called on you, or something worse happen

    This.  I know this is supposed to be flame free, but come on.  Where are your priorities?

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  • imageTBLilyRose:
    imageRayRay007:

    My FFFC: I left my kid in the car (sleeping) while I went in to the liquor store and bought 3 flats (ie. 72 cans) of beer. Hey, the car seat and the beer wouldn't both fit in the cart.

    You're lucky you didn't have the cops called on you, or something worse happen. 

    Uh, yeah. I would have called them if I saw your baby in the car alone in a parking lot. Holy crap.

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