Do ya'll ever read STFU Parents (https://stfuparents.tumblr.com/) ? I'm pretty much in love. Along those lines . . .
In the past three days I've gotten an email each day from a FH "friend" of mine asking for votes for her baby for some f'ing obnoxious cutest baby picture contest.
I have had extensive conversations with this particular "friend" and she knows about our losses and difficulties in this journey.
I want SO badly to send her an email along the lines of:
Dear Fertile Whore,
You self-righteous, insensitive b!tch. If you send me another selfish email asking for votes for your fugly baby to win some contest so you can get a gift card I will come over to your house and egg your car. If you EVER act like this again, our friendship will be terminated and I might spread some nasty rumours about you and a tranny DJ named DJ Baby Bok Choy. Thanks for your time and consideration on this matter.
Love and Kisses,
SuperLuper
**Whew, I feel better about that**
Re: STFU Parents
Do it. Doooo iiiiiit.
12 long, hard years of TTC-
Miscarriages, losses, lots of treatments & drugs & IVF
Natural BFP (WTF?!) - 06/04/11 ~ lots of complication and drama, but sweet baby Adele born 02/07/12!
BFP #million -another girl for us! EDD - 05-08-15 (but will come early)
Jenn
3 IUI's all BFN
IVF#1 BFN IVF#2 BFP, loss at 19 weeks FET#1 BFN IVF#3 BFP, m/c FET#2 BFN
Missing our twins Zachary and Madison, lost at 19 weeks on 11/13/09, edd 4/9/10
BFP 7/17/10, m/c 7/25/10, edd 3/25/11
Ectopic, lost left tube 4/20/11, edd 12/6/11
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I love to read STFUP like a fertile loves to AW. Which is even more than a fat kid loves cake.
And I CANNOT STAND the relentless "vote for my baby for [stupid flucking contest of the moment]!"
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle!
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This. Hahhahahahahahaha!!!!
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1st BFP = m/c 4.21.08 @ 7W5D (and divorce)
TTC #1 since 6.10
SA #1=Agglutination SA #2= Everything perfect
HSG= All clear & perfect
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Dude.
I love that blog. I actually spent hours reading it last night. Started at the beginning. It's hilarious.
Also: I hate hate hate hate cutest kid contests. Loathe.
Also also: I've considered that I might find myself on the site. And that's fine. I'll have a chuckle and move on. I don't understand people who react so vehemently to finding themselves there.
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Stefan! I've been referring to myself as having "little baby ravioli hands" for the past several weeks!