Do ya'll ever read STFU Parents (http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/) ? I'm pretty much in love. Along those lines . . .
In the past three days I've gotten an email each day from a FH "friend" of mine asking for votes for her baby for some f'ing obnoxious cutest baby picture contest.
I have had extensive conversations with this particular "friend" and she knows about our losses and difficulties in this journey.
I want SO badly to send her an email along the lines of:
Dear Fertile Whore,
You self-righteous, insensitive b!tch. If you send me another selfish email asking for votes for your fugly baby to win some contest so you can get a gift card I will come over to your house and egg your car. If you EVER act like this again, our friendship will be terminated and I might spread some nasty rumours about you and a tranny DJ named DJ Baby Bok Choy. Thanks for your time and consideration on this matter.
Love and Kisses,
**Whew, I feel better about that**