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Seeking a sister wife (or wives)

MyHusbandIsKingMyHusbandIsKing
in Babies: 9 - 12 Months

Blessings to my fellow friends! I'm here to introduce myself and to let you know that I'm very interested in taking one or more of you on a sister wife.

You must be very sexual, willing to cater to our husband's every need, and love giving fellatio.

Please submit your application below. Tell me why you would make an excellent sister wife. I need your stats, including your religious preference, favorite sexual position and cup size.

I am so thrilled to make one or many of you a part of my family.

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  • emilydholmes1emilydholmes1 member
    Damn, AE's are everywhere.
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  • dangerkitty102dangerkitty102
    I could use a good wife myself. One that enjoys cooking, cleaning and laundry. 
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  • MyHusbandIsKingMyHusbandIsKing

    imageemilydholmes1:
    Damn, AE's are everywhere.

    You clearly breed good stock. I would love to consider you for the position. Please provide me the information required and we'll consider you.

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  • emilydholmes1emilydholmes1 member
    imageMyHusbandIsKing:

    imageemilydholmes1:
    Damn, AE's are everywhere.

    You clearly breed good stock. I would love to consider you for the position. Please provide me the information required and we'll consider you.

    Oh hellz no.

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  • yankeebaby2yankeebaby2 member
    Wrong board.  The slores are on 6-9
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  • MyHusbandIsKingMyHusbandIsKing
    imageemilydholmes1:
    imageMyHusbandIsKing:

    imageemilydholmes1:
    Damn, AE's are everywhere.

    You clearly breed good stock. I would love to consider you for the position. Please provide me the information required and we'll consider you.

    Oh hellz no.

    You can clearly see that my husband and I are very attractive. We would love to bring you into the mix. You ooze sexuality.

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  • Sweeti7307Sweeti7307 member

    imagedangerkitty102:
    I could use a good wife myself. One that enjoys cooking, cleaning and laundry. 

    This.

    Me: 31   DH: 34
    Married: 5/12/07
    DD: 7/28/10
    TTC#2: 10/2014




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  • MyHusbandIsKingMyHusbandIsKing

    imageyankeebaby2:
    Wrong board.  The slores are on 6-9

    I don't know what a slore is but it sounds like something we would eat off our farmland.

    Please tell me about yourself. Would you like a sister wife?

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  • MyHusbandIsKingMyHusbandIsKing

    imageLoisLane23:
    Where did you steal my maternity photos from?

    Madam, this is my maternity photo. And, that is my handsome husband. We made sweet sweet love and now I am expecting a child. We would be happy to impregnate you as well if you want to be our sister wife.

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  • Sweeti7307Sweeti7307 member

    imageyankeebaby2:
    Wrong board.  The slores are on 6-9

    Word.

    Me: 31   DH: 34
    Married: 5/12/07
    DD: 7/28/10
    TTC#2: 10/2014




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  • yankeebaby2yankeebaby2 member
    imagePB1980:

    imageyankeebaby2:
    Wrong board.  The slores are on 6-9

    This statement is racist.

    slores can't declare racism

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  • MyHusbandIsKingMyHusbandIsKing
    imagePB1980:

    imageyankeebaby2:
    Wrong board.  The slores are on 6-9

    This statement is racist.

    We don't believe in racism in my family. My husband is against it, and I follow his lead. He provides me the guidance that I need to function and we can also provide that guidance to you, as a racist, yankeebaby2. Please fill out my application.

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  • MyHusbandIsKingMyHusbandIsKing
    imaget watley:
    imageMyHusbandIsKing:

    Tell me why you would make an excellent sister wife : I swallow.

    Stats: 5'7, 105lbs (wet)
    Religious preference: Ke$ha
    Favorite sexual position : the helicopter
    Cup size: Double-D'z

    I am so thrilled to make one or many of you a part of my family. Me too!

    You sound like the perfect addition to our very attractive family. My husband requires swallowing and I do everything he asks. His semen tastes like cotton candy.

    I welcome you to our home fellow wife.

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  • J+MSJ+MS member
    imaget watley:
    imageMyHusbandIsKing:

    Tell me why you would make an excellent sister wife : I swallow.

    Stats: 5'7, 105lbs (wet)
    Religious preference: Ke$ha
    Favorite sexual position : the helicopter
    Cup size: Double-D'z

    I am so thrilled to make one or many of you a part of my family. Me too!

    You said "wet". ::giggles::
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
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  • mocklerjamocklerja
    imaget watley:
    imageMyHusbandIsKing:

    Tell me why you would make an excellent sister wife : I swallow.

    Stats: 5'7, 105lbs (wet)
    Religious preference: Ke$ha
    Favorite sexual position : the helicopter
    Cup size: Double-D'z

    I am so thrilled to make one or many of you a part of my family. Me too!

    Can't.stop.laughing...Win!

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  • Sweeti7307Sweeti7307 member
    imageyankeebaby2:
    imagePB1980:

    imageyankeebaby2:
    Wrong board.  The slores are on 6-9

    This statement is racist.

    slores can't declare racism

    Because we are the majority and have all the power?

    Me: 31   DH: 34
    Married: 5/12/07
    DD: 7/28/10
    TTC#2: 10/2014




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  • rawrandstuffx10rawrandstuffx10

    Indifferent

    Their maternity picture belongs on that site....the one with all the rediculous pictures about stupid stuff.

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  • apaul1208apaul1208
    imaget watley:
    imageMyHusbandIsKing:

    Tell me why you would make an excellent sister wife : I swallow.

    Stats: 5'7, 105lbs (wet)
    Religious preference: Ke$ha
    Favorite sexual position : the helicopter
    Cup size: Double-D'z

    I am so thrilled to make one or many of you a part of my family. Me too!

    I'm mind e-humping you right now..."the helicopter".

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  • apaul1208apaul1208
    imagerawrandstuffx10:

    Indifferent

    Their maternity picture belongs on that site....the one with all the rediculous pictures about stupid stuff.

    People of Wal Mart?

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  • rawrandstuffx10rawrandstuffx10
    imageapaul1208:
    imagerawrandstuffx10:

    Indifferent

    Their maternity picture belongs on that site....the one with all the rediculous pictures about stupid stuff.

    People of Wal Mart?

    LMAO. we should nominate!

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  • SpooksterSpookster member
    This $hit is too funny. Stick out tongue
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  • rawrandstuffx10rawrandstuffx10

    imageSpookster:
    This $hit is too funny. Stick out tongue

    C has the same headband as your DD....too cute :) !

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  • SpooksterSpookster member
    imagerawrandstuffx10:

    imageSpookster:
    This $hit is too funny. Stick out tongue

    C has the same headband as your DD....too cute :) !

    HA I just noticed that too lol your DD is adorable Smile

    **~Future Mama to my June "Sprout"~**
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  • rawrandstuffx10rawrandstuffx10
    imageSpookster:
    imagerawrandstuffx10:

    imageSpookster:
    This $hit is too funny. Stick out tongue

    C has the same headband as your DD....too cute :) !

    HA I just noticed that too lol your DD is adorable Smile

    Thanks! So is Makaia!

    ETA; forget the last "A", sorry!

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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member

    imagedangerkitty102:
    I could use a good wife myself. One that enjoys cooking, cleaning and laundry. 

    I tell my husband all the time that I could use a sister wife.  I told him that if he can find some good candidates I will interview them.

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  • SarahWaggySarahWaggy
    I will do it! (;
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  • riserstriserst member

    OP's picture has been linked on here before. Some website like Wacko Preggo Pics. com ... or something like that.

     

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  • blondek8blondek8 member

    I'm pretty sure that siggy pic of yours is on Awkward Family Photos.

    ETA: Found it.

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  • SpooksterSpookster member
    imagerawrandstuffx10:
    imageSpookster:
    imagerawrandstuffx10:

    imageSpookster:
    This $hit is too funny. Stick out tongue

    C has the same headband as your DD....too cute :) !

    HA I just noticed that too lol your DD is adorable Smile

    Thanks! So is Makaia!

    ETA; forget the last "A", sorry!

    Thank you :-)

    **~Future Mama to my June "Sprout"~**
    EDD- 06/13/2017
    **Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
    TTGP's 2013 Sweetest Bumpie <3 



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  • bstrangelybstrangely

    WAIT!

    you forgot to ask what our cooters look like.

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  • newly_nauglernewly_naugler
    Sorry, not for me. I would prefer to have brother husbands. I need so work done round this place!
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  • soldiersgirl78soldiersgirl78 member
    imageblondek8:

    I'm pretty sure that siggy pic of yours is on Awkward Family Photos.

    ETA: Found it.

    thank you for that link of awesomeness lol

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  • kayteatrudeaukayteatrudeau
    imageMcRib:

    sign me up. I'm just sitting around without purpose since the rapture was a bus

    Best post of the day!!!!!! 

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  • buckeyebaby814buckeyebaby814 member

    wow... I saw your maternity photo on this website... making fun of the worst maternity photos ever.

    https://pophangover.com/2011/03/28/12-crazy-pregnancy-photos/

    Congrats, you're famous Confused


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