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Awkward...just to liven things up

escape1stescape1st
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So, my director just stood in my office doorway for 15 minutes telling me about his hemorrhoids and was wondering if we could order some Preparation H wipes for him through our supply catalog so that he doesn't have to pay for them out of his own pocket. 

Seriously? 

I should get an Oscar for keeping a straight face and pretending an interest, while the whole time I was thinking "nasty, dude" and "how the BEEP can I get myself out of this conversation?" 

And to set the record straight, no, I can't order Preparation H wipes from the supply catalog.

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  • sistrkatesistrkate

    Holy moses.  I have no words.

    Wait, yes I do.  I was having a serious conversation with DH the other night after dinner, when all of a sudden he walks out of the room, right in the middle of the conversation.  I was kinda pissed and asked him where he was going.  He yells from halfway up the stairs, "I have to go get my Preparation H cream" -- Indifferent

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  • kristinleighkristinleigh

    O.M.G.  I would have died.  Keep your butt problems to yourself dude!

     

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  • Lauren&JoeLauren&Joe
    Wow. Just wow. I can't imagine a world in which I would rather tell someone about my 'roid problem than just discretely pay for the preperation H myself. Wow.
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  • Mrs.Cooley2beeMrs.Cooley2bee member
    imagekristinleigh:

    O.M.G.  I would have died.  Keep your butt problems to yourself dude!

     

    This! I am cracking up here!
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  • laina2012laina2012
    I literally just laughed out loud in my office.  A) I would never tell anyone about my 'roid issue, B) I would NEVER ask my office to purchase wipes for my 'roid issue and have them sent to my office.  Have you no shame man?!
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  • MoestenMoesten
    Wow. You know the economy's rough when you're willing to air your hemorrhoid problems to the staff just so you can save yourself a few bucks. Either that, or you're cheap as hell.
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  • notguiltynotguilty
    Please tell me this is no one I know from back in the day.  Holy crud.  That is beyond gross.
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  • Ttimes3Ttimes3

    imageLauren&Joe:
    Wow. Just wow. I can't imagine a world in which I would rather tell someone about my 'roid problem than just discretely pay for the preperation H myself. Wow.

    This.

    DEAD

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  • escape1stescape1st

    imagenotguilty:
    Please tell me this is no one I know from back in the day.  Holy crud.  That is beyond gross.

    No one you know...we have a new director who is "different" to say the least.

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