Awkward...just to liven things up

escape1st

So, my director just stood in my office doorway for 15 minutes telling me about his hemorrhoids and was wondering if we could order some Preparation H wipes for him through our supply catalog so that he doesn't have to pay for them out of his own pocket. 

Seriously? 

I should get an Oscar for keeping a straight face and pretending an interest, while the whole time I was thinking "nasty, dude" and "how the BEEP can I get myself out of this conversation?" 

And to set the record straight, no, I can't order Preparation H wipes from the supply catalog.

sistrkate

Holy moses.  I have no words.

Wait, yes I do.  I was having a serious conversation with DH the other night after dinner, when all of a sudden he walks out of the room, right in the middle of the conversation.  I was kinda pissed and asked him where he was going.  He yells from halfway up the stairs, "I have to go get my Preparation H cream" -- 

kristinleigh

O.M.G.  I would have died.  Keep your butt problems to yourself dude!

 

Lauren&Joe

Wow. Just wow. I can't imagine a world in which I would rather tell someone about my 'roid problem than just discretely pay for the preperation H myself. Wow.

Mrs.Cooley2bee

kristinleigh:

O.M.G.  I would have died.  Keep your butt problems to yourself dude!

 

This! I am cracking up here!

laina2012

I literally just laughed out loud in my office.  A) I would never tell anyone about my 'roid issue, I would NEVER ask my office to purchase wipes for my 'roid issue and have them sent to my office.  Have you no shame man?!

Moesten

Wow. You know the economy's rough when you're willing to air your hemorrhoid problems to the staff just so you can save yourself a few bucks. Either that, or you're cheap as hell.

notguilty

Please tell me this is no one I know from back in the day.  Holy crud.  That is beyond gross.

Ttimes3

Lauren&Joe:

Wow. Just wow. I can't imagine a world in which I would rather tell someone about my 'roid problem than just discretely pay for the preperation H myself. Wow.

This.

DEAD

escape1st

notguilty:

Please tell me this is no one I know from back in the day.  Holy crud.  That is beyond gross.

No one you know...we have a new director who is "different" to say the least.