May 2011 Moms

FFFC

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  • mizzmegmizzmeg member
    Yesterday, I almost gave my dog away because he ate my last pair of flip flops. I thought about it, hes going to obedience classes! 
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  • I'm officially due tomorrow, but I'd really rather that LO wait until Sunday to make his grand entrance because I have a pedicure appointment at the spa that I've been desperately looking forward to and my feet really need it.  Plus on Sunday, the brand new location of my hospital opens up and I'd really love to have him there.....it's simply beautiful.

     Oh and all i've been thinking about since I woke up was a chocolate soft-serve cone with rainbow sprinkles from the Mister Softee truck....I don't care how early he gets here either...I'm gonna eat it like it's my last meal. 

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  • imagemegbaby13:
    Yesterday, I almost gave my dog away because he ate my last pair of flip flops. I thought about it, hes going to obedience classes! 

    Old Navy has them for a $1 tomorrow!  (flip flops, not dogs)

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    imagemegbaby13:
    Yesterday, I almost gave my dog away because he ate my last pair of flip flops. I thought about it, hes going to obedience classes! 

    Old Navy has them for a $1 tomorrow!  (flip flops, not dogs)

    Are you serious?? Yay Im totally ordering them at midnight tonight! My dog also chewed up a pair of my flops. Well he didnt chew up the ones that matched each other, he chewed one of each so technincally two pairs of flip flops... Its a good thing I love that pooch...

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    imagemegbaby13:
    Yesterday, I almost gave my dog away because he ate my last pair of flip flops. I thought about it, hes going to obedience classes! 

    Old Navy has them for a $1 tomorrow!  (flip flops, not dogs)

    Are you serious?? Yay Im totally ordering them at midnight tonight! My dog also chewed up a pair of my flops. Well he didnt chew up the ones that matched each other, he chewed one of each so technincally two pairs of flip flops... Its a good thing I love that pooch...

    I can't tell if the sale is on-line too or just in the stores.

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  • mizzmegmizzmeg member
    imageLeggadine08:
    imagepinkpear:

    imagemegbaby13:
    Yesterday, I almost gave my dog away because he ate my last pair of flip flops. I thought about it, hes going to obedience classes! 

    Old Navy has them for a $1 tomorrow!  (flip flops, not dogs)

    Are you serious?? Yay Im totally ordering them at midnight tonight! My dog also chewed up a pair of my flops. Well he didnt chew up the ones that matched each other, he chewed one of each so technincally two pairs of flip flops... Its a good thing I love that pooch...

    I am so excited about the one day sale! I am going, but I have to find shoes that fit or go to the sale barefoot! My dog always eats the right shoe so I can't even take two pairs that are the same color and match them!  And I agree! 

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    I bought a large jug of the simply raspberry lemonade two days ago and I poured the last glass of it last night. MH doesn't drink it so... If I didn't have GD before, I might now 
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  • Doctor told me yesterday at my appt that I was still 0% and the best thing I can do is have sex.

    For the first time since Feb, I finally got some last night.  Hooray!  But... uncomfortable & awkwaaaard!  It's for the greater good though, so I'm happy

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    imageLeggadine08:
    imagepinkpear:

    imagemegbaby13:
    Yesterday, I almost gave my dog away because he ate my last pair of flip flops. I thought about it, hes going to obedience classes! 

    Old Navy has them for a $1 tomorrow!  (flip flops, not dogs)

    Are you serious?? Yay Im totally ordering them at midnight tonight! My dog also chewed up a pair of my flops. Well he didnt chew up the ones that matched each other, he chewed one of each so technincally two pairs of flip flops... Its a good thing I love that pooch...

    I can't tell if the sale is on-line too or just in the stores.

    Well crap. The closest ON is over an hour away... Maybe a shopping trip will help get this baby out!

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  • I left my baby at home alone last night to go take my car to the shop for only 15 minutes but it's ok cause cars are more dangerous than the crib. Wink
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  • I give the side eye to any person who is not disabled or elderly and walks through the grocery store slower than I do (aka who is just mindlessly walking through the store).  If you just want to "window shop" go to the mall.  I want to get my groceries and get out before my water DOES break waiting on you to get out of my way.  What is usually playing through my head is Jeff Dunham's Walter, "Hi, Welcome to Walmart, get your sh!t and get out."

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  • imagetheaustins05:
    I left my baby at home alone last night to go take my car to the shop for only 15 minutes but it's ok cause cars are more dangerous than the crib. Wink

    No, no, they're perfectly safe in the car as long as you don't crack the windows or anything...

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    imagetheaustins05:
    I left my baby at home alone last night to go take my car to the shop for only 15 minutes but it's ok cause cars are more dangerous than the crib. Wink

    Hahahaha!  

  • I was watching the finale of "Bones" last night and got pissed off that one of the characters went into labor and had her baby.

    She got pregnant on the show WAY after I did, and goes and has her baby before me!  What a jerk....stupid tv shows and their twisted sense of reality and time.  ::pout::

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    I was watching the finale of "Bones" last night and got pissed off that one of the characters went into labor and had her baby.

    She got pregnant on the show WAY after I did, and goes and has her baby before me!  What a jerk....stupid tv shows and their twisted sense of reality and time.  ::pout::

    Ahhhh I watched bones this morning. I cried when Angela had her baby. I was pissed that after she had it she was back to her size 0 body. What a biotch!
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  • imagecroberts22:

    I give the side eye to any person who is not disabled or elderly and walks through the grocery store slower than I do (aka who is just mindlessly walking through the store).  If you just want to "window shop" go to the mall.  I want to get my groceries and get out before my water DOES break waiting on you to get out of my way.  What is usually playing through my head is Jeff Dunham's Walter, "Hi, Welcome to Walmart, get your sh!t and get out."

    I'm sorry. I'm that person. I walk very slow when I'm lazy, when I'm in a hurry I get pissed at slow people too.
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    imagetheaustins05:
    I left my baby at home alone last night to go take my car to the shop for only 15 minutes but it's ok cause cars are more dangerous than the crib. Wink

    No, no, they're perfectly safe in the car as long as you don't crack the windows or anything...

    They are safest on the roof. Just make sure they are tied down tight.  

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    imageRaquellyo:

    imagetheaustins05:
    I left my baby at home alone last night to go take my car to the shop for only 15 minutes but it's ok cause cars are more dangerous than the crib. Wink

    No, no, they're perfectly safe in the car as long as you don't crack the windows or anything...

    They are safest on the roof. Just make sure they are tied down tight.  

    This is true - the increased air flow makes them very low risk for SIDS!

  • LLH2010LLH2010 member

    The other day Lila fell asleep on my chest after nursing and I fell asleep too, we took a 2 hour nap like that and it was the sweetest most peaceful nap I have ever had. I want her to take all her naps like that but I don't want to make it impossible for her to sleep without laying on someone... :(

    Also, after 5 days my family just left and I am soooo happy to have her to myself. My husband went back to work today too and I miss him but it is so nice to have some peace and quiet with my baby and it'll be nice to have some family time tonight!

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  • imagetheaustins05:
    I left my baby at home alone last night to go take my car to the shop for only 15 minutes but it's ok cause cars are more dangerous than the crib. Wink

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  • Eliza is almost a month old. She'll be one month on Monday. Crying

    I keep feeling like this is too good to be true and that the bottom of my amazing life is going to drop out from underneath me. Like I don't deserve this happiness. That my daughter could have done so much better than have me as a mom. I feel like I'm going to wake up one day and it will all be a dream.



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  • I love it that DH wakes up earlier than me and I have 30 minutes of having the bed all to myself.  Pure bliss.  I love the man dearly and I have always loved how we cuddle when we sleep but these days I hate it.  I can't push him away though because this is the time that he puts his hand on my belly to feel the baby kick.  I can't deny the man that.

    I'm sick and tired of going to the grocery store and having the person outside the store asking if I will buy a candy bar to support whatever.  Then when I step inside the store someone from the store's bank wants me to open an account.  Then when I check-out they want me to sign up for a credit card and donate a dollar to XYZ.  I just want to buy a freaking gallon of milk in peace!

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    I love it that DH wakes up earlier than me and I have 30 minutes of having the bed all to myself.  Pure bliss.  I love the man dearly and I have always loved how we cuddle when we sleep but these days I hate it.  I can't push him away though because this is the time that he puts his hand on my belly to feel the baby kick.  I can't deny the man that.

    I'm sick and tired of going to the grocery store and having the person outside the store asking if I will buy a candy bar to support whatever.  Then when I step inside the store someone from the store's bank wants me to open an account.  Then when I check-out they want me to sign up for a credit card and donate a dollar to XYZ.  I just want to buy a freaking gallon of milk in peace!

    Oh my gosh yes! Its sooooo annoying!

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  • It seems like a lot of people had their babies at the very beginning of the month. I totally correlated that with Cinco de Mayo and went to get Mexican food last night. Usually, I am pretty good with spicy foods, but the salsa at the restaurant was crazy hot. I still ate like 3 bowls of it. Then I was kind of disappointed when I woke up dry this morning, not that I figured my silly plan would actually work.

     

     

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  • imagetheaustins05:
    imageRaquellyo:

    I was watching the finale of "Bones" last night and got pissed off that one of the characters went into labor and had her baby.

    She got pregnant on the show WAY after I did, and goes and has her baby before me!  What a jerk....stupid tv shows and their twisted sense of reality and time.  ::pout::

    Ahhhh I watched bones this morning. I cried when Angela had her baby. I was pissed that after she had it she was back to her size 0 body. What a biotch!

    I posted something about bones on the 3rd tri board last night. I was complaining that she was having her baby and I wasn't lol.  So I totally feel the same way.


    My dog won't leave me alone and it's driving me nuts. I have 3 and the other 2 like to stay outside and play all day but my oldest WONT leave me alone. When I go pee he forces himself into the bathroom and licks my leg while i'm trying to go! It's some serious crap. Maybe it means baby will come out. But I doubt it.

     

    If my cat barfs ONE more time today I am never letting her in my house again. She started heaving on my bed 4 times last night so I threw her off and she did it on the floor. Then I came downstairs this morning to find puke all over my couch and the living room floor and in the basement. Then after I cleaned everything up she barfed on the only rug in the damn house. She has since been outside sitting on the front porch laying in the sun....not puking. I think she is doing this just to spite me.

  • imagepinkpear:

    I love it that DH wakes up earlier than me and I have 30 minutes of having the bed all to myself.  Pure bliss.  I love the man dearly and I have always loved how we cuddle when we sleep but these days I hate it.  I can't push him away though because this is the time that he puts his hand on my belly to feel the baby kick.  I can't deny the man that.

    I'm sick and tired of going to the grocery store and having the person outside the store asking if I will buy a candy bar to support whatever.  Then when I step inside the store someone from the store's bank wants me to open an account.  Then when I check-out they want me to sign up for a credit card and donate a dollar to XYZ.  I just want to buy a freaking gallon of milk in peace!

    I do the exact same thing. We have a sleep number and I have to keep mine higher for my back, but it hurts my hips. He keeps his low, so in the morning, I lay on it sideways, so my back is on the hard part and my hips are on the soft half and its the most magical half hour of the day! 

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  • My mother is here to help out for a week. So last night (our first back from the hospital) I left LO in the living room with her.  Went to my room, locked the door, and slept all night without one interuption, back pain, or major discomfort. It was the first in 4 months.  My confession is that I do not feel guilty at all for not being the one to take care of LO last night. Nor do I feel guilty about telling DH to sleep in the guest room.
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  • I don't want anyone's help after the baby is born.  I just want everyone to leave me alone. 

    And I'm tired of advice.

    And I'm tired of "omg is she here yet? I can't wait!"
    With my response "I am trying to get her out, I am doing this & this & this"
    And then get the condescending "she will come when she's ready, be patient"
    I just want to be like "Well shut up then!"

    I'm cranky today...

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    I don't want anyone's help after the baby is born.  I just want everyone to leave me alone. 

    And I'm tired of advice.

    And I'm tired of "omg is she here yet? I can't wait!"
    With my response "I am trying to get her out, I am doing this & this & this"
    And then get the condescending "she will come when she's ready, be patient"
    I just want to be like "Well shut up then!"

    I'm cranky today...

    Hahaha. I feel the same way. DH and I are going to have to do it on our own when people aren't here to help, so why wouldn't we want to get our own routine down in the first place!

    I am so tired of people saying they are so excited to meet the baby and want first dibs. Then they ask me if I am excited. No, not at all. I have just been walking around with her in my belly for 9 months. Excitement is the last thing on my mind. I just want to hoard my baby for a month just in spite of people. 

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  • The last two nights in a row I have had the best O's of my life! I really hope LO stays in so I can enjoy this amazing sex a little longer before the 6 week drought!

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  • imageRaquellyo:

    I don't want anyone's help after the baby is born.  I just want everyone to leave me alone. 

    And I'm tired of advice.

    And I'm tired of "omg is she here yet? I can't wait!"
    With my response "I am trying to get her out, I am doing this & this & this"
    And then get the condescending "she will come when she's ready, be patient"
    I just want to be like "Well shut up then!"

    I'm cranky today...

    Yesterday:how are you feeling? Did your water break yet? Well you know what you need to do is have sex. Today: how are you feeling, did you lose your MP yet? Well you know what you need to do is eat some spicy food. Tomorrow: how are you feeling, did you have your bloody show yet? Well you know what you need to do is go for a walk. ....I love you but plz, STFU. Smile
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  • Another confession:  I am so bored today that I lurked on the 1st tri board...

    There is no drama ANYWHERE! 

  • DH comes home after being away for 6 months... I am going to JUMP HIS BONES tonight!  I don't care about the 16 hour time difference, or that he's been on 4 different flights and is probably EXHAUSTED- we are getting it on!
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    Another confession:  I am so bored today that I lurked on the 1st tri board...

    There is no drama ANYWHERE! 

    And all the TV shows are done for the season. What are we supposed to do!!!! 

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  • I'm past my due date and am still comfortably pregnant. Yes you can hate me. I still sleep through the night too. I am sick of all the assumptions from co-workers, friends, family, etc that I must feel miserable. Sometimes I think I feel so great because I'm being spiteful to all the assumptions. Here's to being past due and still happy & cheerful!  :o)
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    I'm past my due date and am still comfortably pregnant. Yes you can hate me. I still sleep through the night too. I am sick of all the assumptions from co-workers, friends, family, etc that I must feel miserable. Sometimes I think I feel so great because I'm being spiteful to all the assumptions. Here's to being past due and still happy & cheerful!  :o)

    Poopy-face! What's your secret? LOL

    I felt amazing yesterday and now I am back to miserable. Still no baby. Oh wells.

    Everytime I hear "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas, I have an unreasonable urge to play Rockband. I think I just need to learn to play it on my real keyboard or guitar because Rockband is no fun by yourself lol

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  • imagewipalmtree:
    I'm past my due date and am still comfortably pregnant. Yes you can hate me. I still sleep through the night too. I am sick of all the assumptions from co-workers, friends, family, etc that I must feel miserable. Sometimes I think I feel so great because I'm being spiteful to all the assumptions. Here's to being past due and still happy & cheerful!  :o)

    I'm still comfortable too but I am getting angry that nothing is going on and that I am going to have to be induced. My depression is clearly all mental since I keep crying about how I don't want pitocin because that will probably mean I need an epi.

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  • I'm completely, unrationally jealous of the girl I went to high school with. She was due three weeks after me and had her baby on Wednesday while I sit here not dilated a bit. Also, I'll be a little peeved if my May baby turns into a June baby. Why? My dad started me a Pandora bracelet for Mother's day and got a charm with May's birthstone. He said he has the receipts, but I don't want him to have to go through the trouble to exchange it. Besides, it's a gorgeous shade of green. ;)
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    imagewipalmtree:
    I'm past my due date and am still comfortably pregnant. Yes you can hate me. I still sleep through the night too. I am sick of all the assumptions from co-workers, friends, family, etc that I must feel miserable. Sometimes I think I feel so great because I'm being spiteful to all the assumptions. Here's to being past due and still happy & cheerful!  :o)

    Poopy-face! What's your secret? LOL

    I felt amazing yesterday and now I am back to miserable. Still no baby. Oh wells.

    Everytime I hear "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas, I have an unreasonable urge to play Rockband. I think I just need to learn to play it on my real keyboard or guitar because Rockband is no fun by yourself lol

    Great song!!! RockBand is too fun!

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    imagewipalmtree:
    I'm past my due date and am still comfortably pregnant. Yes you can hate me. I still sleep through the night too. I am sick of all the assumptions from co-workers, friends, family, etc that I must feel miserable. Sometimes I think I feel so great because I'm being spiteful to all the assumptions. Here's to being past due and still happy & cheerful!  :o)

    I'm still comfortable too but I am getting angry that nothing is going on and that I am going to have to be induced. My depression is clearly all mental since I keep crying about how I don't want pitocin because that will probably mean I need an epi.

     Hopefully both our stubborn babies will decide to arrive this weekend!

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