It's officially been too long since I've had sex

Heifergal · May 2011

I sat down to pee this morning. When I stood up there was a giant moth flopping around in the bowl. The only logical reason is that it fell out of my vag where it has been living undisturbed for months.

bellabear87 · May 2011

lmfao!!!!

stellabelle · May 2011

ME, too.

So, are you going to share how long its been? I was just wondering if someone has me beat.

MrsNiner · May 2011

TOYS! HELLO?!

Heifergal · May 2011

Well to be fair we did have sex last week but it wasn't successful. So I don't count it.

We've been going a month or two between episodes since she was born. When I was pregnant we stopped at 4 months. So it's been a while since it's been regular.

rimjob · May 2011

I bought a 10 pk of condoms after my 6 week appt and we have 2 left... Sorry H just not in the mood. It is getting better though now that E is sleeping more and H has finally started helping out.

4boysohMy · May 2011

Geezus, this is a horrible mental image....I laughed my @$$ off but, still a horrible mental image.

Shamlet123 · May 2011

Ahhh, I needed this. thanks

SarahTx5701 · May 2011

It was 2 weeks for us until last night

We average maybe once a week these days. I feel so bad since he's about to leave for 8 months but I just cant muster up the energy!!

stellabelle · May 2011

Last July.

While we were on vacation in Florida.

Not once since baby arrived five months ago.

Whooooops. He occasionally mentions it but I haven't gone back on the pill and he hasn't bought condoms. I figure if he's that interested that he'll buy condoms. Until he makes the purchase, I'm holding out. Seriously don't mind not having to shave my legs and other areas.

TMI? My apologies.

JerkStore213 · May 2011

stellabelle:
ME, too.

So, are you going to share how long its been? I was just wondering if someone has me beat.

I HAVE NO T HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR. Booyah! Or wait... not booyah... just kill me.

Firedancer1013 · May 2011

Heifergal:
Well to be fair we did have sex last week but it wasn't successful. So I don't count it.
We've been going a month or two between episodes since she was born. When I was pregnant we stopped at 4 months. So it's been a while since it's been regular.

Shoot if we're only counting it when it's successful and not just an attempt then I haven't had sex for almost a year. Yikes.

ashley542 · May 2011

Lol. We've only done it like 4 times since Ella has been born

Heifergal · May 2011

katefres:
stellabelle:

ME, too.

So, are you going to share how long its been? I was just wondering if someone has me beat.

I HAVE NO T HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR. Booyah! Or wait... not booyah... just kill me.

Bahahaha!

becky.vroon · May 2011

Am I the only one who wants it at least several times a week? I never used to but during the second half of my pregnancy and since I'm nearly always the one initiating with my H.

Good luck, Heifer... sounds like you need to just jump your H.

JerkStore213 · May 2011

becky.vroon:
Am I the only one who wants it at least several times a week? I never used to but during the second half of my pregnancy and since I'm nearly always the one initiating with my H.

Good luck, Heifer... sounds like you need to just jump your H.

No, I just have been giving it to myself for over a year.

Heifergal · May 2011

becky.vroon:

Am I the only one who wants it at least several times a week? I never used to but during the second half of my pregnancy and since I'm nearly always the one initiating with my H.

Good luck, Heifer... sounds like you need to just jump your H.

I want it several times a week. Doing it is another story.

kcfan729 · May 2011

becky.vroon:

Am I the only one who wants it at least several times a week? I never used to but during the second half of my pregnancy and since I'm nearly always the one initiating with my H.

Good luck, Heifer... sounds like you need to just jump your H.

I was starting to think there was something wrong with me. We have sex on a daily basis. No less than 4 times a week.

hopedbell87 · May 2011

I need to show my fiance this so he realizes that getting it once or twice a week is plenty for now!

Shamlet123 · May 2011

katefres:
stellabelle:
ME, too.

So, are you going to share how long its been? I was just wondering if someone has me beat.
I HAVE NO T HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR. Booyah! Or wait... not booyah... just kill me.

Us, 2 weeks as of now. Longest ever - 10 weeks after DS was born and that was too long. I loved having sex while KU, my hormones were raging! I know, I know, TMI.

Um, wow. I would highly suggest making some time for that!!! Holy moly!

Btw, just occurred to me - if anyone had you beat here, they probably wouldn't be sporting babies. Just saying.

desibee610 · May 2011

FI and I have only had actual sex once since DS was born. We do, however, engage in other sexual acts that don't involve penetration. Well...there is penetration, just not the kind that will get me KU again and on my way to 2U1. I'm not sad at the lack of sex because I generally don't get a big O during sex anyway.

How's that for TMI? Stick out tongue

Heifergal · May 2011

desibee610:

FI and I have only had actual sex once since DS was born. We do, however, engage in other sexual acts that don't involve penetration. Well...there is penetration, just not the kind that will get me KU again and on my way to 2U1. I'm not sad at the lack of sex because I generally don't get a big O during sex anyway.

How's that for TMI?

Are you talking about buttsecks?

jonnysgirl07 · May 2011

I am opposite. My dh was in Iraq for 15 mo and almost didn't come back. Needless to say I appreciate him sooo much more now and esp in the bedroom haha. We have sex like 2-4 times a week and usually 1 bj in there somewhere. In the first 6 weeks pp I literally gave like 3-4 bjs a week to keep my h satisfied too. He appreciated it. I am a little old school on the pleasing husband. Usually I'll do quickies If I am not in the mood, once we start I usually get into it fast. tmi I know

Heifergal · May 2011

jonnysgirl07:
I am opposite. My dh was in Iraq for 15 mo and almost didn't come back. Needless to say I appreciate him sooo much more now and esp in the bedroom haha. We have sex like 2-4 times a week and usually 1 bj in there somewhere. In the first 6 weeks pp I literally gave like 3-4 bjs a week to keep my h satisfied too. He appreciated it. I am a little old school on the pleasing husband. Usually I'll do quickies If I am not in the mood, once we start I usually get into it fast. tmi I know

I want my H to be satisfied too. I bought him a membership at I Feel Like Titties Tonight Gentleman's Club and a fleshlight.

jonnysgirl07 · May 2011

hahah see I don't like strip clubs, or porn. I got him a fleshlight when he was in Iraq and he hated it. But now that he is home I want to take care of his needs myself. That's just me though and how I want to be.

ABizzity · May 2011

LOL, we havent had sex since I was like 24wks pregnant. I lost my drive and still havent found it. After my 6wk appt, I went on the mini pill but quit taking it last week because we werent doing it anyway. I dont know how to get my drive back. Help me!

JJsMom211 · May 2011

Is it unsuccessful because it hurts? H and I have been DTD since 3wks pp and it just now started to feel good. It's like losing your virginity, the more you do, it the better it feels.

SarahTx5701 · May 2011

desibee610:

FI and I have only had actual sex once since DS was born. We do, however, engage in other sexual acts that don't involve penetration. Well...there is penetration, just not the kind that will get me KU again and on my way to 2U1. I'm not sad at the lack of sex because I generally don't get a big O during sex anyway.

How's that for TMI?

This is me. While it's nice, I don't really get my kicks so I'm not craving it. Sucks....I really ned to work on that but I'm pretty shy about trying new things to get there. TMI! I often wonder if I did get the big o maybe I would actually want it?? meh...

Heifergal · May 2011

JJsMom211:
Is it unsuccessful because it hurts? H and I have been DTD since 3wks pp and it just now started to feel good. It's like losing your virginity, the more you do, it the better it feels.

No it's not painful. We're both on meds that make our fun zones numb. We try but once we've had our fill and we're no closer to the end we call it a draw.

JJsMom211 · May 2011

Heifergal:

JJsMom211:
Is it unsuccessful because it hurts? H and I have been DTD since 3wks pp and it just now started to feel good. It's like losing your virginity, the more you do, it the better it feels.

No it's not painful. We're both on meds that make our fun zones numb. We try but once we've had our fill and we're no closer to the end we call it a draw.

O, well that's no fun. I have no advice on how to fix that.

desibee610 · May 2011

Heifergal:
desibee610:

FI and I have only had actual sex once since DS was born. We do, however, engage in other sexual acts that don't involve penetration. Well...there is penetration, just not the kind that will get me KU again and on my way to 2U1. I'm not sad at the lack of sex because I generally don't get a big O during sex anyway.

How's that for TMI?

Are you talking about buttsecks?

Nope. Buttsecks is reserved for special occasions...like the day we win hundreds of millions of dollars from the lottery. Because $300 million buys a lot of Astroglide. We'll be set for life!

jonnysgirl07 · May 2011

Sorry about the numb zones....that would be sucky. Hope it gets better for yall.

pinksparklezoxo · May 2011

Heifergal:
jonnysgirl07:
I am opposite. My dh was in Iraq for 15 mo and almost didn't come back. Needless to say I appreciate him sooo much more now and esp in the bedroom haha. We have sex like 2-4 times a week and usually 1 bj in there somewhere. In the first 6 weeks pp I literally gave like 3-4 bjs a week to keep my h satisfied too. He appreciated it. I am a little old school on the pleasing husband. Usually I'll do quickies If I am not in the mood, once we start I usually get into it fast. tmi I know

I want my H to be satisfied too. I bought him a membership at I Feel Like Titties Tonight Gentleman's Club and a fleshlight.

Call me prude, but what's a fleshlight?

Heifergal · May 2011

pinksparklezoxo:
Heifergal:

jonnysgirl07:
I am opposite. My dh was in Iraq for 15 mo and almost didn't come back. Needless to say I appreciate him sooo much more now and esp in the bedroom haha. We have sex like 2-4 times a week and usually 1 bj in there somewhere. In the first 6 weeks pp I literally gave like 3-4 bjs a week to keep my h satisfied too. He appreciated it. I am a little old school on the pleasing husband. Usually I'll do quickies If I am not in the mood, once we start I usually get into it fast. tmi I know

I want my H to be satisfied too. I bought him a membership at I Feel Like Titties Tonight Gentleman's Club and a fleshlight.

Call me prude, but what's a fleshlight?

Bahaha I want to PIP sooooo bad.

It's a male sex toy that has a masturbating sleeve inside a tube molded to look like a flashlight so you don't have to worry about nosey guests knowing what it is. Yeah right.

erin_857 · May 2011

Heifergal:
pinksparklezoxo:
Heifergal:

jonnysgirl07:
I am opposite. My dh was in Iraq for 15 mo and almost didn't come back. Needless to say I appreciate him sooo much more now and esp in the bedroom haha. We have sex like 2-4 times a week and usually 1 bj in there somewhere. In the first 6 weeks pp I literally gave like 3-4 bjs a week to keep my h satisfied too. He appreciated it. I am a little old school on the pleasing husband. Usually I'll do quickies If I am not in the mood, once we start I usually get into it fast. tmi I know

I want my H to be satisfied too. I bought him a membership at I Feel Like Titties Tonight Gentleman's Club and a fleshlight.

Call me prude, but what's a fleshlight?

Bahaha I want to PIP sooooo bad.

It's a male sex toy that has a masturbating sleeve inside a tube molded to look like a flashlight so you don't have to worry about nosey guests knowing what it is. Yeah right.

NEVER heard of this. Thanks for educating me.

BlueEyedMama715 · May 2011

LOL I love this thread because I needed to laugh about this subject! Going on 8 weeks of 0 nookey and that is the longest we have ever gone. I probably think of it multiple times a day but actually doing it is so hard. We bed share with LO * flame me if you want* but it works for getting him to sleep and I EBF so I get better sleep at night and if I have to hold down a job I care way more about sleep! I should probably just throw on something slinky and put the moves on DH tonight - I did start the 30 day shred so I am feeling a little better about my PP body Wink

Heifergal · May 2011

2snuggles2:
LOL I love this thread because I needed to laugh about this subject! Going on 8 weeks of 0 nookey and that is the longest we have ever gone. I probably think of it multiple times a day but actually doing it is so hard. We bed share with LO * flame me if you want* but it works for getting him to sleep and I EBF so I get better sleep at night and if I have to hold down a job I care way more about sleep! I should probably just throw on something slinky and put the moves on DH tonight - I did start the 30 day shred so I am feeling a little better about my PP body

Sex is alot more appealing in the middle of the day, but when you get home and have to care for a baby, make dinner, doing a load of laundy, wrestle the baby to sleep and somehow find time for the dogs it feels almost as good as sex to just climb in bed.

pinksparklezoxo · May 2011

Heifergal:
pinksparklezoxo:
Heifergal:

jonnysgirl07:
I am opposite. My dh was in Iraq for 15 mo and almost didn't come back. Needless to say I appreciate him sooo much more now and esp in the bedroom haha. We have sex like 2-4 times a week and usually 1 bj in there somewhere. In the first 6 weeks pp I literally gave like 3-4 bjs a week to keep my h satisfied too. He appreciated it. I am a little old school on the pleasing husband. Usually I'll do quickies If I am not in the mood, once we start I usually get into it fast. tmi I know

I want my H to be satisfied too. I bought him a membership at I Feel Like Titties Tonight Gentleman's Club and a fleshlight.

Call me prude, but what's a fleshlight?

Bahaha I want to PIP sooooo bad.

It's a male sex toy that has a masturbating sleeve inside a tube molded to look like a flashlight so you don't have to worry about nosey guests knowing what it is. Yeah right.