My DH's uncle told me to douche more so that DH's swimmers will get to where they need to go faster and I'll end up pregnant right away
Oh gaaaaawd
Yeah it was awkward and he's the type that all the time claims he knows what he's talking about and he's never wrong. Oh and then he gave me one of his girlfriend's douche kits. Let's just say we haven't gone over to his house since.
Not so smart person: Have sex on the 13th and 14th of the month.
Me: I don't ovulate then and don't you mean the 13th and 14th of your cycle?
Not so smart person: No of the month. I always start on the 1st of the month and always ovulate on the 14th. And trust me it works, I got pregnant on the first try.
Re: Share your stupid TTGP advice
Yeah it was awkward and he's the type that all the time claims he knows what he's talking about and he's never wrong. Oh and then he gave me one of his girlfriend's douche kits. Let's just say we haven't gone over to his house since.
Chemical Pregnancy
Not so smart person: Have sex on the 13th and 14th of the month.
Me: I don't ovulate then and don't you mean the 13th and 14th of your cycle?
Not so smart person: No of the month. I always start on the 1st of the month and always ovulate on the 14th. And trust me it works, I got pregnant on the first try.
Well, woo-fvcking-hoo for you.