July 2011 Moms

SOME men are @ssholes

So I am standing in the hallway at work yesterday when a jack@ss from another department and some of his co-workers walk by and start talking. This one guy Joe out of nowhere (we were talking about work) say damn, how much longer do you have to go?!?!?!

Uhhh 7 more weeks.

Damn girl your HUGE, are you sure your not having twins? or gonna pop right now???

(after the weekend I had of dealing with absolute morons and my last nerve just being shot to hell, I let him have it)  I said:

Joe, in what realm of this universe do you live in, is it acceptable to tell a woman in any status of her life that she is huge?

Uh when she's pregnant huhuhu!

NO ITS NOT OK!! BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS IN 7 WEEKS I WILL HAVE THIS BABY AND BE BACK TO MY SIZE 8, YOU ON THE OTHER HAND WILL STILL BE A BALDING D!CK WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW TO TEXTURE A WALL (he's a carpenter)

then he turns to his buddy and tells him how he refused to even touch his wife when she was pregnant with his 3, and told her to come back and talk to him when she was thin again....

Then the best part happened...One of the other guys told me he thinks pregnant women are sexy and they looked at him like he had 4 heads and left him...it couldn't have been better if it was scripted

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Re: SOME men are @ssholes

  • imageAbbney:

    NO ITS NOT OK!! BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS IN 7 WEEKS I WILL HAVE THIS BABY AND BE BACK TO MY SIZE 8, YOU ON THE OTHER HAND WILL STILL BE A BALDING D!CK WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW TO TEXTURE A WALL (he's a carpenter)

     

    bahahahah!!!

    I have been getting the opposite of people telling me I am too tiny. I want to punch every single one of them in the face.

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    imageAbbney:

    then he turns to his buddy and tells him how he refused to even touch his wife when she was pregnant with his 3, and told her to come back and talk to him when she was thin again....

    This guy sounds like a huge douche canoe. I feel sorry for his wife.

    I would've had a hard time not telling him to STFU.

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  • Ha! Ha @ the end of your story. A lot of men love pregnant women.

    I feel sorry for that first guy's wife.

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  • I have heard a VERY similar comment from a man about pregnant wife. I looked at him and said "Oh yeah, I bet she was REALLY hurting from not being touched by you. Because you are obviously a real treat"

    Let me tell you, I said it in just such a tone (that implied his wife was probably relieved....-plus she had since left him, lol!!!!) that he looked like he'd been slapped in the face.

    I won't censor myself when it comes to chauvinist assholes. Even if i am at work. 

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  • Some people don't think before they speak.  Like Hello A-wipe, you also came out of a womb yourself, just in case you forgot.  Blubbering idiot!  Nobody asked you for your tiny mind's worldview.  Continue sucking at your job now...haha 

    Now that 16 and pregnant is on (and my fiance loved teen mom so now we watch 16 and pregnant too) and all the gals are having their babies...my fiance just keeps saying how he doesn't want the baby put up on my chest until it is cleaned up.  He's all wigged out by the fluids and stuff.  Men can be a little immature about these things sometimes.   

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  • imagecburitz:
    imageAbbney:

    then he turns to his buddy and tells him how he refused to even touch his wife when she was pregnant with his 3, and told her to come back and talk to him when she was thin again....

    This guy sounds like a huge douche canoe. I feel sorry for his wife.

    I would've had a hard time not telling him to STFU.

    ITA!

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