Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months

Anyone read the book "Go the F**k to Sleep?"

Freakin' hilarious.  I couldn't stop laughing at every page.
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Re: Anyone read the book "Go the F**k to Sleep?"

  • LSzwayaLSzwaya member
    I saw a post that linked to a FB album with it and almost DIED laughing. I pre-ordered it on Amazon but until then...where did you get it?
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  • imageLSzwaya:
    I saw a post that linked to a FB album with it and almost DIED laughing. I pre-ordered it on Amazon but until then...where did you get it?

    There is a copy floating around via email.  I just placed my order so I can have it in print!

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  • Can I see a sample of whats in the book? You have me intrested!
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  • Do you have a link? 
  • imageSaranJonathan:
    Can I see a sample of whats in the book? You have me intrested!

    It's basically the style of a children's book, but obv you would never read it to your child.  :)

    1st page:

    "The cats nestle close to their kittens now.  The lambs have laid down with the sheep.  You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.

    Please go the fvck to sleep".

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  • The book is not released yet but it is HYSTERICAL! There was a pdf leaked by a book seller and it went super viral last week but apparently the publisher has pulled all copies off FB, etc.
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  • Two more pages:

    "The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle.  The sparrow has silenced her cheep.  Fvck your stuffed bear, I'm not getting you shiit.  Close your eyes.  Cut the crap.  Sleep."

    "The flowers dose low in the meadows and high on the mountains so steep.  My life is a failure, I'm a shiity-ass parent.  Stop fvcking with me, please, and sleep."

     

    Seriously.  This is a must buy for parents with a sense of humor.

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  • I have.  It's very funny.   There was a link on parenting but I am to lazy to go find it. 

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  • aciaacia member
    LOVE that book - describes our nighttime routine with DD perfectly. Though I didn't realize it was a "real" book until now - just thought it was a cute PDF someone sent me.
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  • I read it the other day at work too funny!
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  • I am in tears, I must own this

     

  • I have the book in PDF.  pm me your email and I'll send you the PDF copy
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  • This book sounds like a crack up :)
    Formerly known as elmoali :)

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