Funny toddler words

RubineLime · May 2011

Does your toddler have any funny words or pronunciation for anything?

DD calls grapes, "beeps".

Smores730 · May 2011

we've still got funder storms in our parts and we wear glisses instead of glasses. My favorite one at the moment is mar-smellows. She says it with a slight pause that emphasizes the smellows and it sounds so funny to me.

Court0026 · May 2011

This is my current fav. Alphabet is elbatit. He CAN say it correctly, but only if he slows down and repeats it about 10 times. So funny.

PrncesWife · May 2011

awful = waffle

smack = (fruit) snack

normajeane6126 · May 2011

SD calls Cheetos "junk". She had been eating some the other day at my dad's house, and I told her that she had eaten enough junk for the day. As we were leaving for school the next morning, she ran into the kitchen and said, "I want to take my junk!"

transcriber87 · May 2011

Cadance calls macaroni....rackaroni...it is so funny

ottawa05 · May 2011

frisbee is a frisky

Simonaaaa · May 2011

Pajamas are jamamas. I've now started calling them jamamas because I think it's so cute. I never want her to start saying it correctly!

jenber77 · May 2011

Sparkly = "farky"

Jen&Len · May 2011

Truck = "C*ck".....the best is when he sees a big truck driving by...then he screams, "big c*ck!"

mandolynn81 · May 2011

You're welcome = You're wacko

Daddy = George - we laugh that lately she has started calling him by his name, we try telling her "no, it's dada", but it is seriously too funny. Usually she is yelling at him from the other end of the house like I do

monica3245 · May 2011

Our favorite one so far is cotton balls pronounced "*** n balls". Terribly, we crack up every time!

RubineLime · May 2011

monica3245:
Our favorite one so far is cotton balls pronounced "*** n balls". Terribly, we crack up every time!

HA! My DD says that too! LOL!

Also adding: fork = "fvck", spoon = "poon", waffle = "wobble" or "wah-wull"

And the best yet, because I have to pump for DS, my boobs have become "pumps". She didn't have a name for them before he was born, probably because she didn't see them out in the open very often. Gives me a chuckle every single time she says it.

MrsBreezer80 · May 2011

Our dog's name is Peat, and she is constantly telling "Teat" to "tit" (sit). Pretty darn funny!

We also have a pretty good Boston accent going on, even though no one in our family has one (we live just outside) but cover = "cuvah", park = "pahk", etc. I'd say that virtually all words sound pretty funny coming from her - she's really only been talking since January so most words are new to her