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Babies: 6 - 9 Months
s/o Boners
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Re: s/o Boners
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We call it various things but mostly penis and weenie.
Funny story, when my cousin was taught the proper name for her parts she had trouble with the pronunciation. She told everyone for months that she had fine china.
I don't remember what I called it as a child but I do refer to it as "stinky parts" when she's taking a bath as in, "I need to wash your stinky parts now".
I had to have a convo with H about really cleaning her good because she had some discharge and it made me cringe a little to say the word labia in reference to my little baby. I don't know why it bothered me so much. Lips would have been worse though.
Maybe we'll call it a kaslopis a la Chelsea Handler.
Francesca Pearl is here! Josephine Hope is almost 3!
Oh, FFS people! I know that you don't pee out of your vagina. Obviously the little girl didn't know. Perhaps you should go find her.
I didn't see where anyone else eluded to thinking that you pee from your vagina. PPs said they refer to private parts as peepee but I don't necessarily think that is the same thing. I need a nap.
Agreed. Again, I need a nap. Ha
Sweet Varsity Blues reference!
LOL yes, that's what I meant too. I did highlight the one post referencing the girl saying she peed out her vagina because it illustrated perfectly how everyone is referencing "vagina" and saying it is the "anatomically correct word" when they generally mean "vulva" (and sometimes "urethra"). ( The parents *didn't* teach the girl the correct word if she said she had to pee out her vagina.)
I want to know what happened in high school health class that so many women don't know what their own parts are called. Is everyone too uncomfortable with the words vulva and labia to pay attention or are the teachers extremely inadequate?
ETA: clarification/ Is anyone else having trouble with italics? Mine aren't working!
BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA.
Edited to add: I've been calling it his Junk. I don't know why.
Penis and testicles
At my friend's house once, her daughter told her that her "flower" hurts. It took me a long time to figure out what she was talking about.
I'm in Texas. What do you think?
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LOL I don't know what I'm supposed to think. Does Texas have bad teachers or do people not mention private parts in Texas?
What I don't understand is the people who say "right now it's this, but when she's older it'll be vagina", or "I just say vagina" when all they have is the one baby girl. In the almost 6 months that Sophie has been alive, I cannot think of a single instance where I would have had to reference her vagina in conversation with her. I understand penis for boys, because you actually have to deal with that pretty frequently, but not so much with the vagina. Vulva, yes. Vagina should mostly be left alone at this point, I would think.
I'm completely late to this game, but this reminded me of when I was working as a cashier at a grocery store. A little boy (maybe around 5-6 years old) was looking at the magazines in the checkout line and pulling up the plastic that blocks "questionable" covers and was looking at the covers w/ girls in bikinis, etc. and pointing at each one saying "vagina, vagina, vagina." Pretty loudly, I might add. The father was ignoring him and the kid turns around and said "oh my gosh there are vaginas everywhere!"
In answer to the question, I say "wiener" as my mom always called boy parts wieners and girl parts weenies. My grandma always calls them "pee-pots" and it drives me nuts. She would also tell my mom that she had a "broken" wiener so my mom would get upset and say she wanted a "fixed" one. I will teach DS the proper name, but probably not until he's old enough to learn about sex, etc. Will probably call them "private parts" until then.
That's pretty awesome.
As for us, we call it his wee-wee, but I will probably teach him its his penis and his testicles. It creeps me out when little kids say "balls" or "nuts".