let's play a game! it's a stupid one though. ha.

nikileebaugh · April 2011

this is something i got on FB (which is now my enemy, and i REFUSE to get back on for a week because when i got on today, my first two wall updates were sonograms with gender annoucements, OUCH) and you are supposed to post it as your status to confuse people, but i think the sentences that these make are funny, so i figured let's play here, we all like games!

this made me laugh. it's so stupid, but hey - if it makes us giggle, that's great!

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange---------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

my sentence today is: i yelled at a phone in an elevator because i'm cool like that. Cool

luckymrs718 · April 2011

I yelled at a ninja riding a motorcycle because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

HAHAHA! needed that laugh today Smile

raecheleblue1 · April 2011

FB is evil. Fun game, though. Here is mine:

I did the Macarena with a snowman at the dinner table because I think I need some serious help. Big Smile

nikileebaugh · April 2011

luckymrs718:

I yelled at a ninja riding a motorcycle because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

HAHAHA! needed that laugh today

HAHA i like that one! see it's silly, but it makes us laugh and a laugh is ALWAYS good!

glad i could help you giggle a little today!

jkfranklin · April 2011

I yelled at a fireman In my car because that's how I roll.
LOL, that is so not how I roll. I wouldn't yell at a fireman unless I was yelling how hot he was!

vanessa lynne · April 2011

I danced with a spoon in my car because I can't control myself!

Hahahahaa!

Note* I am wearing a bathrobe! LOL

nikileebaugh · April 2011

raecheleblue1:

FB is evil. Fun game, though. Here is mine:

I did the Macarena with a snowman at the dinner table because I think I need some serious help.

oh i love that one! i always like the ones with the Macarena! lol.

yes fb=shitty. most definately! i'm vowing to stay off for one entire week. let's see if i can do it!

jenn0021 · April 2011

I love games! Here's mine.

I licked my mobile phone in line at the bank because I think I need some serious help.

ECHC829 · April 2011

I kicked a birdbath in a hole because someone offered me $1M dollars

celineg · April 2011

Damn you Facebook! I saw a u/s pic as a pg announcement this norning Hmm

Ok. Let's play then Stick out tongue
I ran over a noodle at the dinner table because I think I need some serious help.

LOL

passion_fruit08 · April 2011

I did the Macarena With my mobile phone in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help.

HAHA! Thanks for a little stress reliever during finals weeks!

smalltowngirl99 · April 2011

I ran over my dog riding a motorcycle because I'm cool like that.

??? Pretty effed up! haha

VikingQueen · April 2011

I yelled at a fireman in line at the bank because thats how I roll

LMAO

nikileebaugh · April 2011

HAHAHAHA i'm seriously laughing out loud at all of these! these are great!~

this was a good idea. this made my day!

and smalltown, yeah hopefully your not running over any dogs with you motorcycle! HAHA.

calibride2005 · April 2011

I ran over a sirfer in my car because I'm sexy and I do what I want

1220winterbride · April 2011

I had lunch with a Llama on your car because someone offered me a million dollars and because Big Bird said to and he's my leader!

cray-cray.

CashewsMommy · April 2011

I yelled at a noodle in my car because that's how I roll. Big Smile

Mellimo83 · April 2011

Haha! This is great!

I danced with my dog in a hole because I cant control myself!

Oatoa · April 2011

I kicked your mom in your bathroom because that's how I roll.

Awesome.

roadstar · April 2011

I ran over a surfer in my car because i'm not crazy!

JThomas221 · April 2011

I had lunch with my brother in an elevator because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

I've done these before but it's fun every time! Big Smile

baloneydisc · April 2011

I loved a squirrel in line at the bank because that's how I roll. Wink

psychmajormom · April 2011

I did the macarena with a baseball bat in your bathroom because I'm AWESOME!!!! LOL Thanks for the awesome laugh today! I needed it!!

LDW80 · April 2011

This is funny!

Mine is: I kicked a banana in your bathroom because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

lauralew · April 2011

I had lunch with a football player In a hole because I'm AWESOME!

PS, I really am AWESOME!!

buckeyebride22 · April 2011

I had lunch with a fork under your bed because I'm cool like that!

rosenb2b · April 2011

Hysterical!!

I jumped on my brother riding a motorcycle because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

nikileebaugh · April 2011

lauralew:

I had lunch with a football player In a hole because I'm AWESOME!

PS, I really am AWESOME!!

lauralew! you are AWESOME! Cool

i hope today is better for you, i saw you were having a bad day yesterday so i think we should just tell yesterday to go eff off! thinking of you!

and i love each and every one of these! this game is great. i'm seriously laughing out loud in my office, my boss even asked me what i was laughing at and i had to fib and say "oh just something from last night that popped in my head". HAHA!

Missa_g · April 2011

Too funny! I will post mine when I get back to my desk after lunch :-)

roxyttandme · April 2011

I licked a squirrel at the dinner table because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

And apparently, I am now going crazy....

jldubb0626 · April 2011

I sang to a spoon sliding down a hill because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

And I know for a fact I'd sing to a spoon because I could use a million dollars!

mizdiz444 · April 2011

I loved a snowman in your bathroom because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

mypeanut12 · April 2011

i karate chopped a spoon under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!!!

hilarious!!!! love it nikileebaugh

Missa_g · April 2011

jkfranklin:
I yelled at a fireman In my car because that's how I roll.
LOL, that is so not how I roll. I wouldn't yell at a fireman unless I was yelling how hot he was!

We're birthday twins! I yelled at a fireman on your car because I think I need serious help!