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things your husband says...

TaraC9474TaraC9474
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The other day he referred to my boob as a 'teet.' Dead serious. He says he thought he was using the scientifically correct term. then he asked what my boobs felt like when they get full. when I explained it was like feeling a lot of pressure (duh?) he says, "Really? like a zit?" as if that wasn't bad enough when I confirmed, he goes, " biggest zit ever I guess." I laughed so hard there were tears running down my face but it was mostly because I was delirious from lack of sleep.... at the same time I wanted to throw him out the window. please share your husband's astute words of wisdom. I need a good laugh
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  • mrsjanksmrsjanks
    You wouldn't be as tired if you would sleep when the baby sleeps. Right, DH. You try sleeping with someone who wakes up every 15 mins.
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  • lovesBuplovesBup

    Lol!

    When I was pregnant my FI used to refer to BH as barnes and noble contractions.

     And if it were possible to sleep when the baby sleeps I would, but I think I would starve to death if I tried. 

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  • mrsjanksmrsjanks
    imagelovesBup:

    Lol!

    When I was pregnant my FI used to refer to BH as barnes and noble contractions.

     And if it were possible to sleep when the baby sleeps I would, but I think I would starve to death if I tried. 

    Yeah... and have to have a maid, bottle washer, dog walker, and someone to pee and exercise for me.

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  • adoubleu12adoubleu12 member

    My DH calls pumping "milking".  We will be going somewhere and he says " are you going to milk before we go"  And I say "honey, I am not a cow!"  

    And the other night, one of the babies was screaming, and I was laying there mentally preparing myself to get up, and DH mumbled " are you like gonna hold her or something".....

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  • kstout10kstout10

    Not my husband, but my boss said something funny today.  My boss calls me today to check on me.  He's single with no kids.  I told him we were doing well, except for no sleep at night, LO wakes up every 2-2 1/2 hours.  He said "oh my gosh, is he ok?"  haha!  I told him yes, this is normal.  He was shocked!!  I thought everyone knew that newborns don't sleep at night.

     He also asked if I was going crazy with all of my time off!  Like it's vacation.  I assured him i was plenty busy!  Big Smile

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  • perplexed59perplexed59
    My husband keeps telling people I had "a quick and easy labour.". Yes it was quick, but easy... not even close. I would love to see him try to sit still for an hour while they were trying to get an IV in while experiencing contractions 1.5min long with a 30sec break.
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  • lovesBuplovesBup
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    Lol!

    When I was pregnant my FI used to refer to BH as barnes and noble contractions.

     And if it were possible to sleep when the baby sleeps I would, but I think I would starve to death if I tried. 

    Yeah... and have to have a maid, bottle washer, dog walker, and someone to pee and exercise for me.

    Exactly!

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  • DefiantRoseDefiantRose
    I asked DH to watch LO the other night after he got off work so I could go take a much needed me-time nap, his response was "Why don't you just take her to bed with you?"  He didn't understand me wanting to spend some time by myself, just for an hour or two.
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  • RayRay007RayRay007 member
    imagelovesBup:

    Lol!

    When I was pregnant my FI used to refer to BH as barnes and noble contractions.

     And if it were possible to sleep when the baby sleeps I would, but I think I would starve to death if I tried. 

    DH thought BH and hiccups were one and the same - "braxton hiccups" lol. It wasn't until I was very close to the end that he finally realized they were contractions.

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  • MrsChelseaP09MrsChelseaP09
    "Babe, Lila wants some Boobie Milk"...lol. I crack up every time that he refers to my breast milk as Boobie Milk.
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  • kstout10kstout10

    My husband says he is going to take DS to Hooters, so they can see some "milk machines."  haha!!

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  • 1Mrs.Jones1Mrs.Jones

    My husband didn't read the books or go to the classes, but when he somehow manages to learn a pregnancy/birth/baby related term, he way overuses it and applies it to more situations than the word really applies to.

    He learned "bloody show" finally in the hospital the day it happened, so then he said that LO was having a bloody show when there was a little blood in her urine the second day, and then when I needed to buy pads a couple days ago he said "oh are you having a bloody show". 

    He did the same thing with AF and BH.

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