I'm going to castrate my husband

robinsokj · March 2011

He just called.

Him "Well, you probably should start looking for a job"

Me " If you're fvcking with me I will kill you"

Him "I'm serious"

Long, awkward pause as I try to stifle my cry.

Nah, I'm kidding. He is getting rid of most family plans except for me and one other guy (the highest paid employees) and he's giving us a "raise" that will be deducted to cover it.

I'm seriously going to kill him. I'm stil on the verge of tears.

krate24 · March 2011

Well at least you'll all still have benefits. That was scary!

mrs_b_2007 · March 2011

dude, WTF?

Unwritten524 · March 2011

Whew, that's great news. Not cool what he did. Not cool at all.

mmkaye · March 2011

Castration seems okay in this situation. But I am glad it all worked out for you guys.

FutureMrsOKD · March 2011

Not cool, DH! But such relief that you get to keep your insurance. Once you've castrated him, you can at least breath a sigh of relief!

cookie_queen · March 2011

On what planet would that be funny?

cbbc · March 2011

Men are stupid! You should have told him he needed to start looking for a second job because you were pregnant again. That would teach him!

It's great you guys get to keep your insurance, but sucks for the other people.

bensbabe · March 2011

I'm glad you're all still covered. I'm sorry YH might have to die b/c of it. You will get widow benefits to cover it, right??

I'd kill him too though.

greenclown · March 2011

Someday you will look back on this and laugh. Only because you can look at his bronzed balls sitting on a book shelf.

That's awesome that you guys are fine. I feel bad for everyone else.

Kate621 · March 2011

whatadick.

melodylb · March 2011

I'm glad that it worked out for you. If it were me I would prepare myself in case next year it doesn't turn out well for you.

akalutts · March 2011

cookie_queen:
On what planet would that be funny?

Seriously.

::passes Robin the tin snips::

Lambie. · March 2011

I am glad it worked out, but I feel bad for the other employees. And ditto making a back up plan.

MrsVonKikabee · March 2011

That is SO not funny. Good thing you have insurance to cover the penis reattachment.

I feel bad for the rest of the employees. Less than a week's notice to cancel insurance? Not cool.

jCamsquared · March 2011

OMG. That really really sucks for the rest of the employees. I'm so glad you guys are okay though. And I would totally kill my husband. I could see him doing the same thing though.

Excitedtostart · March 2011

greenclown:
Someday you will look back on this and laugh. Only because you can look at his bronzed balls sitting on a book shelf.

That's awesome that you guys are fine. I feel bad for everyone else.

This.

Also, you should tell him you're pg again. With twins.

Just to make him sweat...

robinsokj · March 2011

Excitedtostart:
greenclown:
Someday you will look back on this and laugh. Only because you can look at his bronzed balls sitting on a book shelf.

That's awesome that you guys are fine. I feel bad for everyone else.
This.
Also, you should tell him you're pg again. With twins.
Just to make him sweat...

I don't think he would buy it since I just finished my leak through an ultra tampon in two hours period.

Excitedtostart · March 2011

Oh.

Then wait a few months. That'll really screw with him!

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