I'm going to castrate my husband

robinsokj

He just called. 

Him "Well, you probably should start looking for a job"

Me " If you're fvcking with me I will kill you"

Him "I'm serious"

Long, awkward pause as I try to stifle my cry.  

Nah, I'm kidding.  He is getting rid of most family plans except for me and one other guy (the highest paid employees) and he's giving us a "raise" that will be deducted to cover it.  

 

I'm seriously going to kill him.  I'm stil on the verge of tears.  

krate24

Well at least you'll all still have benefits.  That was scary!

mrs_b_2007

dude, WTF?

Unwritten524

Whew, that's great news. Not cool what he did. Not cool at all.

mmkaye

Castration seems okay in this situation.  But I am glad it all worked out for you guys.

FutureMrsOKD

Not cool, DH!  But such relief that you get to keep your insurance.  Once you've castrated him, you can at least breath a sigh of relief!

cookie_queen

On what planet would that be funny?

cbbc

Men are stupid! You should have told him he needed to start looking for a second job because you were pregnant again. That would teach him! It's great you guys get to keep your insurance, but sucks for the other people.

bensbabe

I'm glad you're all still covered. I'm sorry YH might have to die b/c of it. You will get widow benefits to cover it, right??

I'd kill him too though.

greenclown

Someday you will look back on this and laugh. Only because you can look at his bronzed balls sitting on a book shelf.

That's awesome that you guys are fine. I feel bad for everyone else.

Kate621

whatadick.

melodylb

I'm glad that it worked out for you. If it were me I would prepare myself in case next year it doesn't turn out well for you.

akalutts

cookie_queen:

On what planet would that be funny?

Seriously.

::passes Robin the tin snips::

Lambie.

I am glad it worked out, but I feel bad for the other employees.  And ditto making a back up plan.

MrsVonKikabee

That is SO not funny. Good thing you have insurance to cover the penis reattachment.

I feel bad for the rest of the employees. Less than a week's notice to cancel insurance? Not cool.

jCamsquared

OMG. That really really sucks for the rest of the employees. I'm so glad you guys are okay though. And I would totally kill my husband. I could see him doing the same thing though.

Excitedtostart

greenclown:

Someday you will look back on this and laugh. Only because you can look at his bronzed balls sitting on a book shelf.

That's awesome that you guys are fine. I feel bad for everyone else.

This.

Also, you should tell him you're pg again. With twins.

Just to make him sweat... 

robinsokj

Excitedtostart:

greenclown:

Someday you will look back on this and laugh. Only because you can look at his bronzed balls sitting on a book shelf.

That's awesome that you guys are fine. I feel bad for everyone else.

This.

Also, you should tell him you're pg again. With twins.

Just to make him sweat... 

I don't think he would buy it since I just finished my leak through an ultra tampon in two hours period.

Excitedtostart

Oh. 

 

Then wait a few months. That'll really screw with him!