can you smell preggers?

brookelynpaisley · March 2011

lcking82:

There are three reasons that the scent might be as unpleasant as you are describing:

Bacterial vaginosis: "BV" caused by an overgrowth of "smelly" bacteria over the normal bacteria that is colonized down there. Smells like fish. Makes a grey discharge.

Trichomonas: A nice little protozoan (yup, microscopic mobile unicellular animal) that can live down below. Smells like garbage, sorta rancid. But sometimes not so strong. Makes a frothy discharge.

Yeast infection: White frothy discharge, smells sickly-sweet (always reminds me of beer!) itchy, itchy vag and vulva.

Holy information. What I got from this is: if your lady bits smell like bread and look like a cappucino, call your doc.

huskymomma94 · March 2011

brookelynpaisley:
lcking82:

There are three reasons that the scent might be as unpleasant as you are describing:

Bacterial vaginosis: "BV" caused by an overgrowth of "smelly" bacteria over the normal bacteria that is colonized down there. Smells like fish. Makes a grey discharge.

Trichomonas: A nice little protozoan (yup, microscopic mobile unicellular animal) that can live down below. Smells like garbage, sorta rancid. But sometimes not so strong. Makes a frothy discharge.

Yeast infection: White frothy discharge, smells sickly-sweet (always reminds me of beer!) itchy, itchy vag and vulva.

Holy information. What I got from this is: if your lady bits smell like bread and look like a cappucino, call your doc.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

oncoRN · March 2011

salt78:

hahahahaha Yes

meganruns · March 2011

brookelynpaisley:
Simma down nah, ladies. Our friend has a problem with not undastandin' her body. Let's be helpful, shall we?
Dearest OP, the frank way in which you're talkin' about your chonies is givin' me the blushe. if you've got the stinkies, you probably do have an infection, call your doctor. I don't know how you already "checked" that I wouldn't be relying on no home vaginitis test kit.
Your CM should have a musky odor, for lack of a better description. It's not supposed to smell like roses. The type of CM you have can sometimes determine scent. TMI warning: My creamy CM smells slightly different than EWCM. Just the way it is, and after 10 cycles charting, I know that's normal for me. End warning. It also may not be "discharge" that you're seeing more of. Is it clear? It could be EWCM, in which case you're just fertile. I'd read up on CM in TCOYF or FF tutuorials. (Bump glossary waaaay down there on the left, sweetie.)
If none of this applies and green cottage cheesy stuff (made myself throw up) is coming out, call your doc.

BP, I nominate you to teach any and all Health/Sex Ed classes in the U.S. "If you've got the stinkies..." lol! Amazing.

MillerTime13 · March 2011

My God, how I miss this board... this post is so full of win I can hardly stand it! *high fives*

ETA:

NikkiBenzo · March 2011

psubride1012:
I hear bears can smell menstration...HTH

HA!!!!!

bostonbluejay · March 2011

psubride1012:
I hear bears can smell menstration...HTH

Did you hear that OP? Bears! Now you're putting the whole board in jeopardy!

brookelynpaisley · March 2011

meganruns:
brookelynpaisley:

Simma down nah, ladies. Our friend has a problem with not undastandin' her body. Let's be helpful, shall we?

Dearest OP, the frank way in which you're talkin' about your chonies is givin' me the blushe. if you've got the stinkies, you probably do have an infection, call your doctor. I don't know how you already "checked" that I wouldn't be relying on no home vaginitis test kit.

Your CM should have a musky odor, for lack of a better description. It's not supposed to smell like roses. The type of CM you have can sometimes determine scent. TMI warning: My creamy CM smells slightly different than EWCM. Just the way it is, and after 10 cycles charting, I know that's normal for me. End warning. It also may not be "discharge" that you're seeing more of. Is it clear? It could be EWCM, in which case you're just fertile. I'd read up on CM in TCOYF or FF tutuorials. (Bump glossary waaaay down there on the left, sweetie.)

If none of this applies and green cottage cheesy stuff (made myself throw up) is coming out, call your doc.

BP, I nominate you to teach any and all Health/Sex Ed classes in the U.S. "If you've got the stinkies..." lol! Amazing.

Suh-weet

salt78 · March 2011

Dear Brookester:

Thank you for ruining cottage cheese for me forever.

Love, Salt

Milliways · March 2011

retallica · March 2011

bostonbluejay:
psubride1012:
I hear bears can smell menstration...HTH
Did you hear that OP? Bears! Now you're putting the whole board in jeopardy!

Hahahah! Yes! You guys are awesome. However after reading this thread I don't know if I can eat my lunch with all the horrible images that are now in my mind of "frothy beer smelling discharge". So sick.

babiesbabiesbabies · March 2011

this whole thread has my laughing so much the tears are coming to my eyes, and my side is cramping....

ginga-ninja80 · March 2011

salt78:

Dear Brookester:

Thank you for ruining cottage cheese for me forever.

Love, Salt

hahahah, indeed.

i you both.

SParkman80 · March 2011

yuck

slmayer1981 · March 2011

Daysie:
OMG Yes! You can totes smell like spoiled peaches if your preggers!

I smell like spoiled peaches so I must be preggo too!! (this was really funny btw)

M&M22210 · March 2011

brookelynpaisley · March 2011

salt78:

Dear Brookester:

Thank you for ruining cottage cheese for me forever.

Love, Salt

You're welcome. You only have to consider it ruined if it's green, though.

tapnpsych · March 2011

brookelynpaisley:
meganruns:
BP, I nominate you to teach any and all Health/Sex Ed classes in the U.S. "If you've got the stinkies..." lol! Amazing.

Suh-weet

I second this nomination. BP you have me laughing so hard my stomach is hurting! And I give up on finishing my dinner.

LovestruckAJ · March 2011

brookelynpaisley:
lcking82:

There are three reasons that the scent might be as unpleasant as you are describing:

Bacterial vaginosis: "BV" caused by an overgrowth of "smelly" bacteria over the normal bacteria that is colonized down there. Smells like fish. Makes a grey discharge.

Trichomonas: A nice little protozoan (yup, microscopic mobile unicellular animal) that can live down below. Smells like garbage, sorta rancid. But sometimes not so strong. Makes a frothy discharge.

Yeast infection: White frothy discharge, smells sickly-sweet (always reminds me of beer!) itchy, itchy vag and vulva.

Holy information. What I got from this is: if your lady bits smell like bread and look like a cappucino, call your doc.

Bahahahahahaha!!! This thread makes me giggle.

bostonbluejay · August 2011

Bumping some sweet memories...

huskymomma94 · August 2011

::sniffs armpits::

closure17 · August 2011

brookelynpaisley:
lcking82:

There are three reasons that the scent might be as unpleasant as you are describing:

Bacterial vaginosis: "BV" caused by an overgrowth of "smelly" bacteria over the normal bacteria that is colonized down there. Smells like fish. Makes a grey discharge.

Trichomonas: A nice little protozoan (yup, microscopic mobile unicellular animal) that can live down below. Smells like garbage, sorta rancid. But sometimes not so strong. Makes a frothy discharge.

Yeast infection: White frothy discharge, smells sickly-sweet (always reminds me of beer!) itchy, itchy vag and vulva.

Holy information. What I got from this is: if your lady bits smell like bread and look like a cappucino, call your doc.

eww! hahaha!

RequiresExalted · August 2011

bostonbluejay:
Bumping some sweet memories...

Ahh, memories. This brings me back! Thanks BBJ!

bostonbluejay · August 2011

huskymomma94:
::sniffs armpits::

Are you taking three showers a day now husk?

Shaq1009 · August 2011

LegalPawn:
This post brought some people out of the wood work!

Pocky!!!! How the hell are you?!?!?!?

lol. Just a really old post Legs. BBJ wanted to walk down memory lane with some oldies but some goodies

bostonbluejay · August 2011

LegalPawn:
MrsHaque1009:
LegalPawn:
This post brought some people out of the wood work!

Pocky!!!! How the hell are you?!?!?!?
lol. Just a really old post Legs. BBJ wanted to walk down memory lane with some oldies but some goodies
Well, shiit. I guess I should pay more attention, lol. I don't even remember this one...

I thought it was cool to see how many people have graduated since that post. Plus, this post makes me laugh.

Also, Hiiiii legal!

VineyardMel · August 2011

brookelynpaisley:
lcking82:

There are three reasons that the scent might be as unpleasant as you are describing:

Bacterial vaginosis: "BV" caused by an overgrowth of "smelly" bacteria over the normal bacteria that is colonized down there. Smells like fish. Makes a grey discharge.

Trichomonas: A nice little protozoan (yup, microscopic mobile unicellular animal) that can live down below. Smells like garbage, sorta rancid. But sometimes not so strong. Makes a frothy discharge.

Yeast infection: White frothy discharge, smells sickly-sweet (always reminds me of beer!) itchy, itchy vag and vulva.

Holy information. What I got from this is: if your lady bits smell like bread and look like a cappucino, call your doc.

First post to ever make me completely laugh out loud!

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