My patience for questions like "Can I paint my fingernails?" and "Can I eat Chinese food?" is completely nonexistent today, and I didn't have much of it to begin with. I popped over there for a few minutes and I think I'm already done for the day.
ARGH!
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Re: I cannot take the 1st Trimester board.
Ugh it drives me bonkers and I usually end up looking like your gif.
I also can't take the same damn questions every.single.day.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, this!
The first tri board:
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
What should I do with my dogs?!
Seriously?
This is me on first tri:
I was looking for this .gif the other day! Perfect!
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
I am a runner, knitter, scientist, DE-IVF veteran, and stage III colon cancer survivor.
Here's another one that sums up how I feel...
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
Word to big bird.
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
Those posts ALWAYS turn into a shitshow. It's amazing, especially once the Pets board on TN gets wind of it.
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
Married Filing Jointly Blog
Amen sista. I seriously feel so dumb after five minutes there.
I usually go over about once a week to remind myself why I don't post there.
My favorite was someone who asked if she could be pregnant. She was something like one day late for AF (gasp!) and had other "symptoms" Anyway, someone replied by telling her to pee on her keyboard and if the monitor turned blue, she's pregnant. Wish I could remember who said it so I could give them the proper credit for that response!
When I said "Drinking water?!?!" above it was a direct reference to that, I just couldn't remember who said it.
I remember someone else asking if they could go to a bonfire. Um... why not? Are they burning tires? A giant pyramid of weed? Just don't stand downwind of the smoke, for Christ's sake.
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
This.
"OMG I'm so hardcore I ate soft cheese/deli meat/drank coffee/drank a soda/sniffed a beer/changed my cat's litterbox/lifted my toddler!!!!1!!!! LIVIN DANGEROUSLY HARDCORE!!!11!11!1BITCHES!!!" Ugh. Shut up. No one cares.
Married Filing Jointly Blog
true story. i did all of that yesterday. except the litter box part. i hate cats.
God, Fanny, why are you SO mean?!?!!!
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
::snickers::
What do you know anyway? Your baby probably has two noses.
Married Filing Jointly Blog
Yo, I triple dog dare someone to register a Cruella De Vil AE and respond to the "What to do with dogs" poster with something like, "I may have a solution for you. PM me, please."
I'm LOLing at the thought.
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
My faves are people who get pg "by accident" and the flames..
Does anyone get pg by accident? When I see that, I have to write...how is it possible that you didn't realize you were having sex?
I know! I really want to read it now!
BFP#1 07/01/2004 ~ EDD 03/10/2005 ~ D&C 8/1/2004 @ 5w5d