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I need to borrow the BOTB baseball bat and/or knife

I also need a private plane, a shovel, and someone to help me bury the body.

NFT.

Re: I need to borrow the BOTB baseball bat and/or knife

  • I keep an empty oil drum and 30-gallon bag of lime at the ready for these kinds of occasions.  Just give me the signal.
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  • Oh dear.   More guilt-tripping?
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  • I will help.

    If for no other reason than it will give me something to discuss with my husband. 

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  • I'm in.

    Like I said I'm bored and this sounds interesting. 

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    Oh dear.   More guilt-tripping?

    Oh it's way past that.  I'm probably going to regret the scathing email I sent him in response to our "conversation" but fvck it. 

  • Aaron and I will come down and babysit the duo while you dispose of the body.

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  • image Mrs.C042807:
    Aaron and I will come down and babysit the duo while you dispose of the body.

    Gavin and I can help with that too. As long as the kids don't mind my "i will hug you whether you like it or not" child.

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    image Mrs.C042807:
    Aaron and I will come down and babysit the duo while you dispose of the body.

    Gavin and I can help with that too. As long as the kids don't mine my "i will hug you whether you like it or not" child.

    It may be a while.  You know, the travel time and then likely subsequent jail time and all. 

  • If it'll get me out of working until 12:30am count me in too. Sounds interesting Smile

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    image Mrs.C042807:
    Aaron and I will come down and babysit the duo while you dispose of the body.

    Gavin and I can help with that too. As long as the kids don't mine my "i will hug you whether you like it or not" child.

    It may be a while.  You know, the travel time and then likely subsequent jail time and all. 

    We can all take turns. It will be like a timeshare.

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  • I'm in.  You know that I am always in for body disposal.
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  • image leslie13510:
    image diana82:

    image Mrs.C042807:
    Aaron and I will come down and babysit the duo while you dispose of the body.

    Gavin and I can help with that too. As long as the kids don't mine my "i will hug you whether you like it or not" child.

    It may be a while.  You know, the travel time and then likely subsequent jail time and all. 

    It's o.k.  The kids can entertain themselves for days, if not weeks. 

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  • ::hands over BOTB bat:: Sorry I forgot to put it back when I was done.
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  • I just read your other post. ::passes leslies baseball bat::
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    I'm in.  You know that I am always in for body disposal.

    Being from NY you may know a thing or two.

    I am down for timesharing the kiddos.  

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  • image Mysterious_wife:

    image weelass24:
    I'm in.  You know that I am always in for body disposal.

    Being from NY you may know a thing or two.

    I am down for timesharing the kiddos.  

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  • image Mysterious_wife:

    image weelass24:
    I'm in.  You know that I am always in for body disposal.

    Being from NY you may know a thing or two.

    I am down for timesharing the kiddos.  

    im in.

    leave the gun. take the cannolis.

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  • image Mrs.C042807:
    image leslie13510:
    image diana82:

    image Mrs.C042807:
    Aaron and I will come down and babysit the duo while you dispose of the body.

    Gavin and I can help with that too. As long as the kids don't mine my "i will hug you whether you like it or not" child.

    It may be a while.  You know, the travel time and then likely subsequent jail time and all. 

    It's o.k.  The kids can entertain themselves for days, if not weeks. 

    And Riley can help keep them in line Stick out tongue

  • what did he do this time? i must know so i know what to 'fix' to the baseball bat.
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  • I'm in. Whose car we taking?

    I can help you make it look like an accident.  

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  • I've seen every episode of Dexter. I'm in. Big Smile

    Also, if one of us ever did go ballistic and murder someone, we're all going down after threads like this. 

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    I'm in. Whose car we taking?

    I can help you make it look like an accident.  

    You need a plane get to semi close to her DH. Then a camel or two to get the rest of the way.  

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  • p.s. all we need to 'rid' the body is a big rig tires and a bag of lime. I know how to take off big rig tires "the military way".

    nothing will be left. 

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  • image giaM28:
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    I'm in.  You know that I am always in for body disposal.

    Being from NY you may know a thing or two.

    I am down for timesharing the kiddos.  

    im in.

    leave the gun. take the cannolis.

    Eff that.  I am KU.  This time, the cannoli come too.  Surprise

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    I've seen every episode of Dexter. I'm in. Big Smile

    Also, if one of us ever did go ballistic and murder someone, we're all going down after threads like this. 

    Well then let me just state for the record right now in case there are any Feds reading this... I have not, nor would I ever actually murder someone.  I'm all talk, no walk. 

  • M'kay. Whose camel we taking?

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  • image leslie13510:
    image PubStar09:

    I've seen every episode of Dexter. I'm in. Big Smile

    Also, if one of us ever did go ballistic and murder someone, we're all going down after threads like this. 

    Well then let me just state for the record right now in case there are any Feds reading this... I have not, nor would I ever actually murder someone.  I'm all talk, no walk. 

    :offers lurking Feds cannoli and coffee:

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  • Well, I was going to offer my help, but I see you have the situation well in hand.

    :steals cannoli:

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    Well, I was going to offer my help, but I see you have the situation well in hand.

    :steals cannoli:

    be careful i think Wee has a shank

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  • I may have access to a camel.

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    I've seen every episode of Dexter. I'm in. Big Smile

    Also, if one of us ever did go ballistic and murder someone, we're all going down after threads like this. 

    Well then let me just state for the record right now in case there are any Feds reading this... I have not, nor would I ever actually murder someone.  I'm all talk, no walk. 

    :offers lurking Feds cannoli and coffee:

    ::puts down bat, bites cannoli, and whistles out of post::
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    Well, I was going to offer my help, but I see you have the situation well in hand.

    :steals cannoli:

    be careful i think Wee has a shank

    I'm not scared of Wee.  Much.

    Besides, she wouldn't shank me, I'm carrying her kid.

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  • OMG! I am dying laughing over here!!

    And I'm sorry Leslie. xoxoxox

    I would so pitch-in do help in whatever way I can..... as long as I get a cannoli or two.

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  • Just FTR, donkeys would probably blend better than camels. 
  • image leslie13510:
    Just FTR, donkeys would probably blend better than camels. 

    Camels would be tricky. But Donkeys I can definitely do. 

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  • image leslie13510:
    Just FTR, donkeys would probably blend better than camels. 

    i got it. Dominick the Donkey can haul the cannolis.

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    ........ "God only gives you what you have the strength to handle....sometimes i wish he didnt trust me so much."
  • Sorry so late to post in this, I was digging a shot glass out of my garbage disposal. If that does not say anything about my character, I don't know what does.

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