Babies on the Brain
I need to borrow the BOTB baseball bat and/or knife
I also need a private plane, a shovel, and someone to help me bury the body.
NFT.
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I also need a private plane, a shovel, and someone to help me bury the body.
NFT.
Re: I need to borrow the BOTB baseball bat and/or knife
BFP 1/18/11, EDD 10/1/11. Born at 37w5d on 9/15/11.
***BFP Chart***
"There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
I will help.
If for no other reason than it will give me something to discuss with my husband.
"It's a child, not a cheeto" Thanks mmariluh!
"Ew. I've read all of two posts from you, and you stink like rotting garbage."
I'm in.
Like I said I'm bored and this sounds interesting.
Callan George and Bennett Charles born and died 11/7/10
FET #1 April 2011= BFN
FET #2 July 2011= no transfer because my lining sucked
FET #3 February 2012= BFP! 1st beta 9dp5dt=314 2nd beta 11dp5dt=977 1st U/S 3/20 Twins- Heart rates of 111 and 138
Living After Losing
Oh it's way past that. I'm probably going to regret the scathing email I sent him in response to our "conversation" but fvck it.
Gavin and I can help with that too. As long as the kids don't mind my "i will hug you whether you like it or not" child.
It may be a while. You know, the travel time and then likely subsequent jail time and all.
If it'll get me out of working until 12:30am count me in too. Sounds interesting
We can all take turns. It will be like a timeshare.
It's o.k. The kids can entertain themselves for days, if not weeks.
Being from NY you may know a thing or two.
I am down for timesharing the kiddos.
im in.
leave the gun. take the cannolis.
And Riley can help keep them in line
I'm in. Whose car we taking?
I can help you make it look like an accident.
I've seen every episode of Dexter. I'm in.
Also, if one of us ever did go ballistic and murder someone, we're all going down after threads like this.
"I'll gladly take cold sores over eye herpes" -ElieFin
"Unicorn glitter gives me UTIs." -Leila'sMommy
You need a plane get to semi close to her DH. Then a camel or two to get the rest of the way.
p.s. all we need to 'rid' the body is a big rig tires and a bag of lime. I know how to take off big rig tires "the military way".
nothing will be left.
Eff that. I am KU. This time, the cannoli come too.
Well then let me just state for the record right now in case there are any Feds reading this... I have not, nor would I ever actually murder someone. I'm all talk, no walk.
M'kay. Whose camel we taking?
::grabs some of Gia's Cannoli::
:offers lurking Feds cannoli and coffee:
Well, I was going to offer my help, but I see you have the situation well in hand.
:steals cannoli:
be careful i think Wee has a shank
I may have access to a camel.
I'm not scared of Wee. Much.
Besides, she wouldn't shank me, I'm carrying her kid.
OMG! I am dying laughing over here!!
And I'm sorry Leslie. xoxoxox
I would so pitch-in do help in whatever way I can..... as long as I get a cannoli or two.
Trevor Calvin 12.10.07 7:26pm 7lbs2.5oz 19.75in
Emerson Claire 07.07.11 11:34am 7lbs7oz 20.5 in
Camels would be tricky. But Donkeys I can definitely do.
i got it. Dominick the Donkey can haul the cannolis.
Sorry so late to post in this, I was digging a shot glass out of my garbage disposal. If that does not say anything about my character, I don't know what does.
To quote my fav movie:
Doug MacRay: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.
James Coughlin: ...Whose car we takin'?
"I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
"Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
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