Parenting after 35

I'm allergic to Mondays...

....always have been. My head is somewhere else today!! I just brewed a pot of Maxwell House breakfast blend (anyone want a Coffee), and I considered making some sugar cookies, but I'd probably burn them or something....

One of my best Monday fails I did at work last summer. I was in the washroom with my coworkers at the end of our break, and did my thing, and stood there staring at the toilet.....couldn't figure out why it wouldn't flush. Then one of the ladies yells,  Hey, are you coming or what, you cant fit in there to swim. So I yelled back, um toilet wont flush....just a sec. Then I hear snickers....did you pull the handle. Well, heres me standing there looking at the stupid thing like its a mall toilet with the automatic flush...uh yeah, pulling the handle might work! So I come out (after flushing, obviously), and told them about the duh moment I was having. Well, we we were all laughing so hard we had tears running down our faces. They called it baby brain, I didn`t tell them I`m usually that spacy first things on Monday!!

Anyone else suffer from Mondays.....

Oh, yeah, sorry for the lack of punctuation, seems like I just did something to my laptop to set it to symbols and accents...great

 

Re: I'm allergic to Mondays...

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    One of my best Monday fails I did at work last summer. I was in the washroom with my coworkers at the end of our break, and did my thing, and stood there staring at the toilet.....couldn't figure out why it wouldn't flush. Then one of the ladies yells,  Hey, are you coming or what, you cant fit in there to swim. So I yelled back, um toilet wont flush....just a sec. Then I hear snickers....did you pull the handle. Well, heres me standing there looking at the stupid thing like its a mall toilet with the automatic flush...uh yeah, pulling the handle might work!

    Oh, now *that* is funny!

    Not nearly as good as yours, but today I DASHED up the stairs for something real quick.... and then stood in the hallway! I could not remember what I went up there for. Helllooooo.... no baby brain here. Just an old one with too much information in it.

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  • Yep, I do that too!! And you kill yourself trying to remember!! Itry and do lists in my head trying to stay ahead of what needs to get done for the day, I end up just muddling myself. I hope it goes away once they're all older or I'm sunk!
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