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Todays Sexting Challenge....

here is round two...for those who are ready to step it up and for those who missed out yesterday. Text this to your DH/SO/BD/BF and then post back his reply.

Today's Sext: Backwards Cowgirl.

Thats it. Do not elaborate. Just send him that and see what he says.

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Re: Todays Sexting Challenge....

  • So, an update to yesterday's. DH didn't text back since he was driving. But as soon as he walked in the door, he just smiled. Hahaha. Boy was giddy!
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  • holy sh!t .... he said: "skipping class, coming in 10, are kids still in bed?"

    hahahahaha 

  • no.

    the hubs made me have 1st time pp sex last night & then it burned when i peed.

    i'm going to text him: "bring me home some pizza. from papa john's." 

  • If I do this, DH will be expecting it, and my tired, grumpy ass won't be willing to follow through tonight, I can already tell. But I can't wait to see other's responses!
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  • I know he will just reply "what?" or he'll ignore it completely.
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  • imaget.bird:

    no.

    the hubs made me have 1st time pp sex last night & then it burned when i peed.

    i'm going to text him: "bring me home some pizza. from papa john's." 

    I love you.
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  • I'll try later. DH hasn't left the house yet.  I was bummed I missed yesterday's sexting challenge we had a new bed delivered yesterday and DH was totally pumped to "break it in" last night. I however was tired and was not.
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  • imaget.bird:

    no.

    the hubs made me have 1st time pp sex last night & then it burned when i peed.

    i'm going to text him: "bring me home some pizza. from papa john's." 

    Yes 

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  • Well folks, he kept it PG-13 today.

    "I like" was all I got.

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imaget.bird:

    no.

    the hubs made me have 1st time pp sex last night & then it burned when i peed.

    i'm going to text him: "bring me home some pizza. from papa john's." 

    You crack me up, dude! My crappy small town doesn't have Papa John's, boo.

    Still burns when I pee afterwards.

    the burning is a curse.

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    I love you.
    i love you too. 

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  • imageMissNikki007:

    Well folks, he kept it PG-13 today.

    "I like" was all I got.

    I then said "giddyup". And he replied with "yeehaw". LOL
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  • imaget.bird:

    no.

    the hubs made me have 1st time pp sex last night & then it burned when i peed.

    i'm going to text him: "bring me home some pizza. from papa john's." 

     

    Can I "Like" this post?!?

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  • imageMissNikki007:
    imageMissNikki007:

    Well folks, he kept it PG-13 today.

    "I like" was all I got.

    I then said "giddyup". And he replied with "yeehaw". LOL

    BWAHAHA! 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • imaget.bird:

    no.

    the hubs made me have 1st time pp sex last night & then it burned when i peed.

    i'm going to text him: "bring me home some pizza. from papa john's." 

    you kill me! Like I am dead right now.

  • I missed yesterday's sexting challenge, but SO has been away at work for a 10 days now so I sent him this one.

    Response: Giddyup.

    Really, SO? That's it?

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  • imageMissNikki007:
    imageMissNikki007:

    Well folks, he kept it PG-13 today.

    "I like" was all I got.

    I then said "giddyup". And he replied with "yeehaw". LOL
    I say DH FAIL.
  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imageMissNikki007:
    imageMissNikki007:

    Well folks, he kept it PG-13 today.

    "I like" was all I got.

    I then said "giddyup". And he replied with "yeehaw". LOL
    I say DH FAIL.
    I'm going to chalk it up to the fact that he knows I'm being a giant dicktease rightnow.
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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imageheckysue:
    imageMissNikki007:
    imaget.bird:

    no.

    the hubs made me have 1st time pp sex last night & then it burned when i peed.

    i'm going to text him: "bring me home some pizza. from papa john's." 

    I love you.
    Ditto.

    I'm debating.  I probalby should...it would force us out of our pathetic rut.  But by the time we pick C up from the babysitter, the dog from doggy daycare, and I cook dinner and pump after C goes to bed...

    Am I really still going to be up for the reverse cowgirl?

    Look at it this way: he'll be done in a nano-second in that position. And you get brownie points. :)

    Well, when you put it this way... 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • imageMissNikki007:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageMissNikki007:
    imageMissNikki007:

    Well folks, he kept it PG-13 today.

    "I like" was all I got.

    I then said "giddyup". And he replied with "yeehaw". LOL
    I say DH FAIL.
    I'm going to chalk it up to the fact that he knows I'm being a giant dicktease rightnow.
    Yeah DH TOTALLY knew I was effing with him yesterday. He didnt even suggest I give him any last night. ha-ha
  • I can't text right now but apparently Verizon is letting me send pics. That is way more than I would like to so I just asked my H what he would respond, because he was still home.

    He said he would have been confused and responded with, Huh?

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  • Sent...
    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • imageKJmashup:
    Sent...

    Reply in 2 texts:

    Ok.

    When? 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • Sorry, I was lurking but decided I'll be over next Sat anyway so what the heck and this looked fun!.

    DH replied: Yeah Right! Is that a  PROMISE?

    My Reply: Guess you'll see when you get home!

    Guess he knows I'm still not up to being on top!!

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    imageKJmashup:
    Sent...

    Reply in 2 texts:

    Ok.

    When? 

    He is totally going to hold you to it.

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imageKJmashup:

    imageKJmashup:
    Sent...

    Reply in 2 texts:

    Ok.

    When? 

    LMAO!!! He gets right to the point!

    Yep. Poor guy.

    renc: You're right about that! 

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  • Mine said: Cool-meet me at the house on your lunch break.

    Sorry DH!

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  • Thanks LIL... I gotz me some!!

    He did however say: "it is called reverse cowgirl, baby, not backwards"

  • imageyeshuahamasshiah:

    Thanks LIL... I gotz me some!!

    He did however say: "it is called reverse cowgirl, baby, not backwards"

    lmao 

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  • H- awesome! BUT I can't play with the boobies that way,so we will switch half way through!

    oh sh!t.I'm done sexting.

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    imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    imageashleysynyshyn:
    Uh oh, and now the phone's ringing.

    I fully expect a rundown of this convo. :P

    He didn't know what it was!!  I said, "well don't google it at work."  So what does he do?  Googles it at work.  Then all he said was, "Okay, we can try that if you want"  and that was it!  He must be tired this morning.....

    Maybe he knows it as the Italian chandelier (a slight variant of BC)? 

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  • Do I have to tell DH that I also sent it to BF?
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  • imageMrs.M317:
    Do I have to tell DH that I also sent it to BF?

    Oh, snap! 

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