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KaydensMommy42010 · January 2011

L&R70707:

Felt the need to add a few things to what is perhaps the longest thread I've seen in my time here.

- I am going to go tell DH to frame out and finish two more bedrooms in our unfinished basement when he is done the office..that way we will automatically be living in a mansion! Woot!

- Because we all know KM will get KU with relatively little effort, I hope she goes into labor on 11/11/11 and ruins her pretty princess day.

- I truly hope the ladies of TIP are kind enough to let us all know when she is over there whining about her DH being thrown in jail on their honeymoon for providing alcohol to someone underage.

I will not go into labor on 11/11/11, there is no possible way that would happen. He will not get thrown in jail either.

liz_t · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
L&R70707:

Felt the need to add a few things to what is perhaps the longest thread I've seen in my time here.

- I am going to go tell DH to frame out and finish two more bedrooms in our unfinished basement when he is done the office..that way we will automatically be living in a mansion! Woot!

- Because we all know KM will get KU with relatively little effort, I hope she goes into labor on 11/11/11 and ruins her pretty princess day.

- I truly hope the ladies of TIP are kind enough to let us all know when she is over there whining about her DH being thrown in jail on their honeymoon for providing alcohol to someone underage.

I will not go into labor on 11/11/11, there is no possible way that would happen. He will not get thrown in jail either.

Cherri22? Is that you? I knew that you lurked on these boards for info!

brookelynpaisley · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
L&R70707:

Felt the need to add a few things to what is perhaps the longest thread I've seen in my time here.

- I am going to go tell DH to frame out and finish two more bedrooms in our unfinished basement when he is done the office..that way we will automatically be living in a mansion! Woot!

- Because we all know KM will get KU with relatively little effort, I hope she goes into labor on 11/11/11 and ruins her pretty princess day.

- I truly hope the ladies of TIP are kind enough to let us all know when she is over there whining about her DH being thrown in jail on their honeymoon for providing alcohol to someone underage.

I will not go into labor on 11/11/11, there is no possible way that would happen. He will not get thrown in jail either.

::head desk::

Also, I'm so glad I woke up to this still being here. I only wish I had nothing to do today.

brookelynpaisley · January 2011

And also, I got the 500th post. Booyah! Hints I deserve a muhfkn trophy, biitches!

Sage Mommy · January 2011

Sage Mommy was here. Holy balls! In all of my years on here, I've never been in a thread where my post was in the 500's. Woohoo!

emandbry522 · January 2011

cantalopes24:
KaydensMommy42010:

michaela080:
Oh my. Kaydensmommy, I think it is your very defensive attitude that gets everyone going. I know you said that you were going to do a sit down dinner now for your "reception" in November, but I would like to suggest Cici's Pizza buffet. Do you have them where you live? It's only $4.99 a person. That way you can save money for your wedding, second reception, and baby #s 1 and (possibly) 2, and still pay for the meal. There has to be a reason why you asked if you should pay in the first place, so you clearly wanted to save money.

We do not need to save money. Second Cici's is out of business in our state and has been for a long time. No I thought that it was right to pay for them but wanted to get other people's opinons since I have heard so many people not paying for their guests.

I have NEVER heard or seen anyone suggest that someone should pay for their own food when going out to eat after a wedding. Especially when you are asking them to make an over 2 hour trip to watch you get married. I don't believe for a second GC is $25 a person and if it is, you are crazy for going there.

So why post a question on the knot, asking if you should pay for your guests? Regardless if your "friend" did or didn't pay for hers, if you we a mature adult as you claim to be, you should be mature enough to know what proper etiquette is when it come to your wedding and you shouldn't have to ask a bunch of internet strangers what to do.I mean seriously, why ask, then stumble backwards to say this:

"I have NEVER heard or seen anyone suggest that someone should pay for their own food when going out to eat after a wedding."

Isn't it a little redundant for you to ask what you asked, not like what you are told and then come back with this comment?

I'm guessing starting up MUD on multiple boards gets your jollies off. This must be why you do it. Or maybe you don't get any attention so you have to start crap on message boards. Or MAYBE you're not even who you say you are. Maybe you're really just some lonely girl who doesn't have a LO or a FI and you're just bored because you don't have any one.....I mean, why else would you keep asking stupid questions?

.... just sayin'

liz_t · January 2011

brookelynpaisley:
And also, I got the 500th post. Booyah! Hints I deserve a muhfkn trophy, biitches!

Congrats, brookelynn!

brookelynpaisley · January 2011

_Brianna_H:

brookelynpaisley:
And also, I got the 500th post. Booyah! Hints I deserve a muhfkn trophy, biitches!

Congrats, brookelynn!

Thank you, thank you. I couldn't have done it without the support of all you wonderful people. Thank you to Chicken Little for starting the thread. Thank you all of you for making me laugh so hard - I needed it. And most of all, thank you to Kaydensmommy for being possibly the most idiotic trainwreck of a non-mansion dweller that has ever graced the presence of the bump. I never want to know if you're real or not. Please don't let the magic die.

brookelynpaisley · January 2011

jefa621:

brookelynpaisley:
And also, I got the 500th post. Booyah! Hints I deserve a muhfkn trophy, biitches!

BWAHAHA...heres your trophy ROLF!!!!!

Thank you, thank you! ::repeats speech::

cheekymaree · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
Beccabot4:
BonitaKaz:

BAHAHA I just checked and I got a PM too. Woot.
BTW - did anyone else catch that she said she just booked a sit down place for her reception, but then said GC because that's what everyone wanted?
Liar, Liar, pants on fire.

I caught that but did not call her out on it. I guess she decided to cancel her fanc sit down dinner because all her classy family that is attending her teenage wedding wanted Golden Corral. Or perhaps they know she can't afford much else. I wonder if she is a server there and gets a good discount, until after she is married when then she will practice with her LPN certificate.
I am not having a teenage wedding. I will not be a teenager when I get married.

Ohhhh... well that makes ALL the difference...

Honey... go back to school. Learn how to spell, correctly construct a sentence, and keep your story straight. Then wait about 5 years... look back at these threads. You'll die of embarrassment, and if you don't... sheesh!!

Seriously.

cheekymaree · January 2011

brookelynpaisley:
jefa621:

brookelynpaisley:
And also, I got the 500th post. Booyah! Hints I deserve a muhfkn trophy, biitches!
BWAHAHA...heres your trophy ROLF!!!!!
Thank you, thank you! ::repeats speech::

this is the best award i have ever seen!! Congrats Brookl!! unlike OP's life in general... this is a TRUE achievement!

michaela080 · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
I will not go into labor on 11/11/11, there is no possible way that would happen. He will not get thrown in jail either.

Why, oh why do you keep making these ridiculous responses? Of course it is possible for you to go into labor on 11/11/11. Unless you are pregnant already? Is there something (else) you aren't telling us?

SeptemberBride'08 · January 2011

I just want to post in a post that is 18 pages. Woot woot!

BallSox · January 2011

I'm trying to remember how many posts/pages it has to be before the thread locks. I know I've seen it happen on the bump before, when people have spammed a thread trying to up their post count.

SeptemberBride'08 · January 2011

BallSox:
I'm trying to remember how many posts/pages it has to be before the thread locks. I know I've seen it happen on the bump before, when people have spammed a thread trying to up their post count.

No! I was hoping to reach platinum on this thread....what will I do?

cantalopes24 · January 2011

Is there anyway to email the Bump Godz and find out what the longest thread/most views is? It has to be this one.

CinnamonBun · January 2011

BallSox:
I'm trying to remember how many posts/pages it has to be before the thread locks. I know I've seen it happen on the bump before, when people have spammed a thread trying to up their post count.

I think it is 1000 replies.

BallSox · January 2011

No one says we can't start another thread in it's honor, friends.

BetchySprout · January 2011

cantalopes24:
Is there anyway to email the Bump Godz and find out what the longest thread/most views is? It has to be this one.

I have seen a few get up to 1k. They lock then though.

ixnay · January 2011

I keep reading other posts and fighting the urge to just reply "Nu-uh! STFU!"

Because that apparently is what mature people do and I am very, very mature.

loveypants · January 2011

Pattypoundcake:

cantalopes24:
Is there anyway to email the Bump Godz and find out what the longest thread/most views is? It has to be this one.

I have seen a few get up to 1k. They lock then though.

Is it wrong that I want this thread to hit 1,000?

Melissa2216 · January 2011

Pattypoundcake:
cantalopes24:
Is there anyway to email the Bump Godz and find out what the longest thread/most views is? It has to be this one.
I have seen a few get up to 1k. They lock then though.

I think locking this thread is the only way to keep KM from responding to every friggin post. Although then she'd probably just post a new "WHY WON'T EVERYONE JUST MIND THEIR OWN D@MN BUSINESS AND STFU" thread.

Shozzies · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
michaela080:
Oh my. Kaydensmommy, I think it is your very defensive attitude that gets everyone going. I know you said that you were going to do a sit down dinner now for your "reception" in November, but I would like to suggest Cici's Pizza buffet. Do you have them where you live? It's only $4.99 a person. That way you can save money for your wedding, second reception, and baby #s 1 and (possibly) 2, and still pay for the meal. There has to be a reason why you asked if you should pay in the first place, so you clearly wanted to save money.

We do not need to save money. Second Cici's is out of business in our state and has been for a long time. No I thought that it was right to pay for them but wanted to get other people's opinons since I have heard so many people not paying for their guests.

...There are a ton of Cici's in Ohio.

Sweets11 · January 2011

Wow KM - this is the second time in a week I had to cheat on my Bump Break just for you. Congratulations.

It took me two days to read through this hot mess (and I had to do it in shifts so the stupid wouldn't overwhelm me).

I'm trying to find words... there are none. (I just wanted to be in the longest Bump post I've EVER seen).

ETA: Who wants to start taking bets on how long it takes KM to get KU? If I had to guess, I'd say we'll be getting a 'Ha ha, I got pregnant on my first try, you're all bitter hags!" post in about three to seven days... it's just how the Universe works.

Scout05 · January 2011

Shozziee:
KaydensMommy42010:

michaela080:
Oh my. Kaydensmommy, I think it is your very defensive attitude that gets everyone going. I know you said that you were going to do a sit down dinner now for your "reception" in November, but I would like to suggest Cici's Pizza buffet. Do you have them where you live? It's only $4.99 a person. That way you can save money for your wedding, second reception, and baby #s 1 and (possibly) 2, and still pay for the meal. There has to be a reason why you asked if you should pay in the first place, so you clearly wanted to save money.

We do not need to save money. Second Cici's is out of business in our state and has been for a long time. No I thought that it was right to pay for them but wanted to get other people's opinons since I have heard so many people not paying for their guests.

...There are a ton of Cici's in Ohio.

Why yes. Yes there are.

https://find.mapmuse.com/map/cicis-pizza/40.1217,-82.6652,7

BallSox · January 2011

Melissa2216 · January 2011

ambrandau2:
Shozziee:
KaydensMommy42010:

michaela080:
Oh my. Kaydensmommy, I think it is your very defensive attitude that gets everyone going. I know you said that you were going to do a sit down dinner now for your "reception" in November, but I would like to suggest Cici's Pizza buffet. Do you have them where you live? It's only $4.99 a person. That way you can save money for your wedding, second reception, and baby #s 1 and (possibly) 2, and still pay for the meal. There has to be a reason why you asked if you should pay in the first place, so you clearly wanted to save money.

We do not need to save money. Second Cici's is out of business in our state and has been for a long time. No I thought that it was right to pay for them but wanted to get other people's opinons since I have heard so many people not paying for their guests.

...There are a ton of Cici's in Ohio.

Why yes. Yes there are.

https://find.mapmuse.com/map/cicis-pizza/40.1217,-82.6652,7

Hahaha...another FAIL. KM--Is this getting embarrassing yet? It's pretty painful to watch.

alison2379 · January 2011

loveypants:
Pattypoundcake:

cantalopes24:
Is there anyway to email the Bump Godz and find out what the longest thread/most views is? It has to be this one.

I have seen a few get up to 1k. They lock then though.

Is it wrong that I want this thread to hit 1,000?

To one thousand, and beyond!! Seriously, I stopped reading about 7 pages ago.

nursemama2be · January 2011

KimML17:
KaydensMommy42010:

MY 40 YEAR OLD FRIEND DID THIS A COUPLE MONTHS AGO!

Don't forget to have your husband wear this shirt on that day...

OMG, I love it.

KaydensMommy42010 · January 2011

michaela080:
Kaydensmommy, can you please post pics of your wedding and reception(s) when you get married? Thanks!

Sure!

KaydensMommy42010 · January 2011

StarAnnice:

KaydensMommy42010:

I will not go into labor on 11/11/11, there is no possible way that would happen. He will not get thrown in jail either.

I need to go back, eventually, and read the first 16 pages of this hot mess. I had been avoiding it, since I had already read enough of your nonsense on 9-12 and earlier on TTGP.

But, I couldn't just leave this little tidbit alone.

Seriously? Even with a planned c-section, things can happen and you can go into labor and deliver at any time.

I used to give you the benefit of the doubt, and thought you were a real [naive] person, but now I'm beginning to buy into what the other girls on 9-12 have been saying; you must be a troll. Nobody can be this much of an idiot.

Not if I am not pregnant by next month.

Mirface · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
Dman85:
KaydensMommy42010:

Dman85:
I strongly feel that Kaydensmommy has some mental retardation problem...because she is stupid as $HIT! WOW...my IQ just went down reading all of her replies.

FIrst of all mental retardation is not something to joke about. Second, no I highly do not have that issue.

You should win an academy award, because you had me fooled.

You are sick that you would say that about metal retardation.

And I'm going to hell, I'm sure of it.

Sweets11 · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
StarAnnice:

KaydensMommy42010:

I will not go into labor on 11/11/11, there is no possible way that would happen. He will not get thrown in jail either.

I need to go back, eventually, and read the first 16 pages of this hot mess. I had been avoiding it, since I had already read enough of your nonsense on 9-12 and earlier on TTGP.

But, I couldn't just leave this little tidbit alone.

Seriously? Even with a planned c-section, things can happen and you can go into labor and deliver at any time.

I used to give you the benefit of the doubt, and thought you were a real [naive] person, but now I'm beginning to buy into what the other girls on 9-12 have been saying; you must be a troll. Nobody can be this much of an idiot.

Not if I am not pregnant by next month.

Even if you do get pregnant next month, nobody's going to believe you when you post your GBCBB (goodbye cruel bitter b*tches) because you've acted like such a troll in your last... oh, I don't know... five posts.

nursemama2be · January 2011

Some village in South Carolina is missing their idiot.

Heather & Nayt · January 2011

KM, I actually took the time to read this whole freaking thing, and all of the other insanity aside, I will say this: please come talk to us again in a few years and you need serious help.

Why anyone would want to have 2 kids before they turn 20 is beyond me. My SIL does and she says it is the hardest thing she has ever done. And before you say that you are more mature then she is and can handle it, her husband makes great money, they are married and she still says if she could go back and have a few years to grow up, to actually do things and not miss out on the last few years of her "teen years" she would, even though she adores those girls and is a great mom.

Just do yourself a huge favor and think before you open your mouth and sound like even more of an idiot. Also, I would check out baby-gaga.com, those girls seem to be more your caliber.

(I really just wanted to get my .02 on this thread before its locked.)

brookelynpaisley · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
StarAnnice:

KaydensMommy42010:

I will not go into labor on 11/11/11, there is no possible way that would happen. He will not get thrown in jail either.

I need to go back, eventually, and read the first 16 pages of this hot mess. I had been avoiding it, since I had already read enough of your nonsense on 9-12 and earlier on TTGP.

But, I couldn't just leave this little tidbit alone.

Seriously? Even with a planned c-section, things can happen and you can go into labor and deliver at any time.

I used to give you the benefit of the doubt, and thought you were a real [naive] person, but now I'm beginning to buy into what the other girls on 9-12 have been saying; you must be a troll. Nobody can be this much of an idiot.

Not if I am not pregnant by next month.

Please explain to me exactly how you know this. I'll give you that if you get pregnant this cycle that can't happen, but please tell me how there's "no possible way" that could happen in subsequent cycles.

Amomtomanyluvs · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
Ok just to clarify....19 years old is nineteen years old, nine-teen....which is a TEENager. And just because you are over 18 yrs old and have a child doesn't make you an adult. To be an adult, you have to be mature which clearly you are not. And please go back and check your post. You clearly stated that you were not sending you child to preschool because you were going to home school her for that year...so yes in fact you did say it! But whatever you say my dear.
And I could list again why you don't have common sense, but it takes someone who is smart to understand. So I can;t waste my time explaining to a child what it means anymore.
See I am mature. So I am an adult. I did not say I would home school for for pre-school at age 3. Hell, I gettin even say she was 3 yrs old yet! I just had her in April!

aside from the fact you DID say you would be home schooling your daughter (reread). You have shown everyone here you are absolutely NOT mature, therefore...NOT an adult.

KaydensMommy42010 · January 2011

Sweets11:

Wow KM - this is the second time in a week I had to cheat on my Bump Break just for you. Congratulations.

It took me two days to read through this hot mess (and I had to do it in shifts so the stupid wouldn't overwhelm me).

I'm trying to find words... there are none. (I just wanted to be in the longest Bump post I've EVER seen).

ETA: Who wants to start taking bets on how long it takes KM to get KU? If I had to guess, I'd say we'll be getting a 'Ha ha, I got pregnant on my first try, you're all bitter hags!" post in about three to seven days... it's just how the Universe works.

Seeing how I am on my 2nd cycle, that won't be possible for the first try.

loveypants · January 2011

May I suggest Denny's for your reception?

brookelynpaisley · January 2011

KaydensMommy42010:
Sweets11:

Wow KM - this is the second time in a week I had to cheat on my Bump Break just for you. Congratulations.

It took me two days to read through this hot mess (and I had to do it in shifts so the stupid wouldn't overwhelm me).

I'm trying to find words... there are none. (I just wanted to be in the longest Bump post I've EVER seen).

ETA: Who wants to start taking bets on how long it takes KM to get KU? If I had to guess, I'd say we'll be getting a 'Ha ha, I got pregnant on my first try, you're all bitter hags!" post in about three to seven days... it's just how the Universe works.

Seeing how I am on my 2nd cycle, that won't be possible for the first try.

Ugh. Seriously, it takes a lot of effort to find the stupid little things in posts you pick out every single time. The big picture, chica, you're missing it.

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