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SnoopyLuv · January 2011

uluvfranke:
For real,I didn't go to college and I feel like the underdog sometimes.Also I had some medical issues that caused me to gain a lot of weight fairly quick and as soon as I found out how to get rid of it I got pregnant.I am losing again but its pretty sh!tty when I see people judging people for their weight when some people can't help it. I'm not a fvcking marsmallow man,but I have some weight to lose.

At least you have a "reason". I'm just fat and lazy...and I'm this big after losing 30 lbs.

Alison5437 · January 2011

I wish I was friends with more people on this site...I need mom friends.

Isabella thinks I'm funny....thats about it.

KoalaBear103 · January 2011

VABride2008:
I large groups I get drowned out. I'm a quiet person and generally pretty shy. But in a small group of people you can't shut me up.

This is me to a T. I am so shy around large groups or people I don't know. People mistake it for b!tchyness. This is probably part of the reason I love TB.

Cass04eb · January 2011

Rach7170:
I always start stories that I think are hilarious, but then half way through I realize they are lame. I still keep going because it's too late and then I look like an idiot!

This. Hahaha In high school my friends would always be like "Here we go..." when I'd start to tell a story. I suck. Hahaha

SuperThat1006 · January 2011

cinema_goddess:
ChrissieW3:
The fact that no one picked me as their Bump Crush.

Yes HUH they did!

NovBeth:

As a LONG time lurker I have to say that all of you have made nap time and midnight feedings something to look forward to

Sookie makes me laugh daily! You have such a way with words! Have you ever considered writing a book? I think you would be a great author

I also crush on ChrissieW3. I look forward to seeing your LO. She is absolutely stunning!

LOL okay, now I'm blushing.

And, to be fair, something that makes me feel incredibly uncool is the fact that I have to be THE PALEST person EVER.

Seriously, if God told me I could either have a permanent tan or permanently lose my baby weight I would pick the tan.

Wearing shorts in the summer causes major anxiety.

MommaEm · January 2011

ouraddress7:

I use this emoticon way too much: :P , like all the freakin time!

plus I really want a pair of pajama jeans :P

Yes

uluvfranke · January 2011

SnoopyLuv:

uluvfranke:
For real,I didn't go to college and I feel like the underdog sometimes.Also I had some medical issues that caused me to gain a lot of weight fairly quick and as soon as I found out how to get rid of it I got pregnant.I am losing again but its pretty sh!tty when I see people judging people for their weight when some people can't help it. I'm not a fvcking marsmallow man,but I have some weight to lose.

At least you have a "reason". I'm just fat and lazy...and I'm this big after losing 30 lbs.

we can work on it together.

MSC03 · January 2011

Alison5437:

I wish I was friends with more people on this site...I need mom friends.

Isabella thinks I'm funny....thats about it.

PS. It is stupid that we haven't gotten together yet. I think it's time for a CLE-CAK GTG. FFS. TIA.

LCB34 · January 2011

I am a very loud person - I seriously have two volumes - loud and louder.

This makes it very awkward when I try to tell inappropriate stories or gossip about people at restaurants. Everyone can hear me and I don't realize it.

FancyFeet10 · January 2011

I'm extremely self-conscious

I'm a total science nerd

Some people do not get my sarcastic sense of humor. I'm never sure if I've just offended them or they just didn't get it...

I wish I had awesome fashion sense, but I would much rather wear jeans and t-shirts/sweater or sweatshirt than anything else. Wearing nice jeans makes up for it, right?

mollylila · January 2011

Rach7170:
I always start stories that I think are hilarious, but then half way through I realize they are lame. I still keep going because it's too late and then I look like an idiot!

I do this all.the.time!

I also tell really long, drawn out stories... I guess I talk more "circularly," like talking around a point (think vince vaughn) than getting straight to the point.

SuperThat1006 · January 2011

LCB34:
I am a very loud person - I seriously have two volumes - loud and louder.

This makes it very awkward when I try to tell inappropriate stories or gossip about people at restaurants. Everyone can hear me and I don't realize it.

My friend is like that. I have to try to look disassociated from her when she's ripping people and I'm sitting next to her.

Chrissy1019 · January 2011

uluvfranke:
For real,I didn't go to college and I feel like the underdog sometimes.Also I had some medical issues that caused me to gain a lot of weight fairly quick and as soon as I found out how to get rid of it I got pregnant.I am losing again but its pretty sh!tty when I see people judging people for their weight when some people can't help it. I'm not a fvcking marsmallow man,but I have some weight to lose.

ITA. I went to college but didn't finish and I'm the only one. Sometimes I feel like finishing my degree but there's no time, money or point. I wouldn't use it anyway.

And also, my 6 yr anniversary is coming up.... and in 6 years I've gained 60lbs, mostly from ttc. Yeah, I'm dreading the digs about it from my family already.

MommaEm · January 2011

rochella:
MommaEm:

That my children have two different dads.

That my XH chose a computer game over his family, and I worry that it'll happen when I get married again (which I why I said yes to the engagment but don't want to pick a date to get married ).

I suck at spelling.

I see you mention this a lot and I wonder why it makes you so self-conscious! There's nothing wrong with leaving douchebags and procreating with better people.

I've gotten lots of crap from people for it, things like "I told you not to get married so young", "you should have gotten to know him better", "K must have been an accident because you're not married again" so it kind of makes me feel bad.

VABride2008 · January 2011

rochella:
MommaEm:

That my children have two different dads.

That my XH chose a computer game over his family, and I worry that it'll happen when I get married again (which I why I said yes to the engagment but don't want to pick a date to get married ).

I suck at spelling.

I see you mention this a lot and I wonder why it makes you so self-conscious! There's nothing wrong with leaving douchebags and procreating with better people.

This exactly! It's not like you are out sleeping around and getting knocked up on the sly.

blondek8 · January 2011

I have a certain laugh that DH calls my "inappropriate laugh". It's an all of a sudden, super loud, obnoxious laugh that usually happens in a public place. That's my inappropriate laugh. Gets me in sh!t sometimes.

KJmashup · January 2011

I like--no LOVE--Steely Dan.

I overuse ellipses...

I have no social skills at all.

I am only comfortable in jeans and a sweatshirt or t-shirt.

I can't turn off my proofreading skills, ever.

SuperThat1006 · January 2011

::hangs head in pale shame::

jamiemsmith · January 2011

Verbose:
Does a degree in cellular and molecular biology count?

Bah!! ME too!! wait, here's the kicker... I think I'm cool because of it. Well... there's my answer, I like being a nerd. Oh and I have never been able to do anything other than blowdry my hair or ponytail.

PeonyParty · January 2011

zeadfly:
I am always hours late to the party, and everyone has moved on by then!
I don't wear makeup or get all dressed up. And my biggest one is that I desire so much to be witty, but I end up a big FAIL.

Haven't read through yet, but had to comment. ME. This is totally 100% me as well.

blondek8 · January 2011

ChrissieW3:
::hangs head in pale shame::

Sorry I had to giggle. Your shorts are almost the same colour as your skin.

KoalaBear103 · January 2011

blondek8:
ChrissieW3:

::hangs head in pale shame::

Sorry I had to giggle. Your shorts are almost the same colour as your skin.

Chrissie I look like that too. I don't tan and I don't burn. I just stay white all year round.

detokiet · January 2011

ChrissieW3:
::hangs head in pale shame::

I'm super pale too! I don't tan... I burn. Sun exposure without sunscreen causes hives on my left arm... and my blood vessels to suddenly be visible. Hell, even sun exposure WITH sunscreen can do this sometimes. But I don't let my paleness bother me. You're beautiful Chrissie, pale or not!

CherryStarburst · January 2011

MommaEm:

That my children have two different dads.

That my XH chose a computer game over his family, and I worry that it'll happen when I get married again (which I why I said yes to the engagment but don't want to pick a date to get married ).

I suck at spelling.

And I only have one friend from the bump on my fb.

EDITED because I can't think fully before I post something.

but she's the coolest ever

SuperThat1006 · January 2011

blondek8:
ChrissieW3:
::hangs head in pale shame::

Sorry I had to giggle. Your shorts are almost the same colour as your skin.

Crying

I try to use sunless tanner to soften the blow a little bit. Turns out, the lotion I was using was ineffective ... I realized it must have expired or something once I got a new bottle and it actually starting making a difference.

In this picture I'm like the Emperor's New Clothes.

"No, I used tanner! I'm tan, see?"

Britty685 · January 2011

zeadfly:

I am always hours late to the party, and everyone has moved on by then!

I don't wear makeup or get all dressed up. And my biggest one is that I desire so much to be witty, but I end up a big FAIL.

This. Most of the time I'm terribly under dressed (slouchy looking), never wear my hair but in a crazy fly away infested ponytail bun type thing, and am a total nerd. Jokes I make aren't funny most of the time. Plus I have no rhythm and can't dance.

LILBIT1221 · January 2011

rochella:
MommaEm:

That my children have two different dads.

That my XH chose a computer game over his family, and I worry that it'll happen when I get married again (which I why I said yes to the engagment but don't want to pick a date to get married ).

I suck at spelling.

I see you mention this a lot and I wonder why it makes you so self-conscious! There's nothing wrong with leaving douchebags and procreating with better people.

My DD has a different dad than my DS's do. No shame in my game.

MommaEm · January 2011

ouraddress7:
MommaEm:

That my children have two different dads.

That my XH chose a computer game over his family, and I worry that it'll happen when I get married again (which I why I said yes to the engagment but don't want to pick a date to get married ).

I suck at spelling.

And I only have one friend from the bump on my fb.

EDITED because I can't think fully before I post something.

but she's the coolest ever

Hell yea she is!

LILBIT1221 · January 2011

ChrissieW3:

::hangs head in pale shame::

IMO yes you are pale, but you have gorgeous skin. Like a doll. I am pale and awkward. Like I have random thoughts of tan in weird spots. So I am all over unevenly pale. I will wear pants ALL SUMMER LONG to avoid people seeing my pale.

Alison5437 · January 2011

MrsSummitCounty:
Alison5437:

I wish I was friends with more people on this site...I need mom friends.

Isabella thinks I'm funny....thats about it.

PS. It is stupid that we haven't gotten together yet. I think it's time for a CLE-CAK GTG. FFS. TIA.

Ya this is ridic....we can't be that far away from each other.

j_st.charles · January 2011

I sometimes snort when I laugh!

KoalaBear103 · January 2011

ouraddress7:
MommaEm:

That my children have two different dads.

That my XH chose a computer game over his family, and I worry that it'll happen when I get married again (which I why I said yes to the engagment but don't want to pick a date to get married ).

I suck at spelling.

And I only have one friend from the bump on my fb.

EDITED because I can't think fully before I post something.

but she's the coolest ever

I have 0. Partly because I'm not cool enough for that and partly because I'm still leary of people on the interwebz knowing my personal info (I don't even have a picture of DS in my siggy!)

FancyFeet10 · January 2011

JKat876:
ouraddress7:
MommaEm:

That my children have two different dads.

That my XH chose a computer game over his family, and I worry that it'll happen when I get married again (which I why I said yes to the engagment but don't want to pick a date to get married ).

I suck at spelling.

And I only have one friend from the bump on my fb.

EDITED because I can't think fully before I post something.

but she's the coolest ever

I have 0. Partly because I'm not cool enough for that and partly because I'm still leary of people on the interwebz knowing my personal info (I don't even have a picture of DS in my siggy!)

Same here!

cherie82 · January 2011

Sometimes I think I'm funny, but I'm not, and it just makes me look dumb. I have a big ol' birthmark on my knee.

KoalaBear103 · January 2011

FancyFeet10:
JKat876:
ouraddress7:
MommaEm:

That my children have two different dads.

That my XH chose a computer game over his family, and I worry that it'll happen when I get married again (which I why I said yes to the engagment but don't want to pick a date to get married ).

I suck at spelling.

And I only have one friend from the bump on my fb.

EDITED because I can't think fully before I post something.

but she's the coolest ever

I have 0. Partly because I'm not cool enough for that and partly because I'm still leary of people on the interwebz knowing my personal info (I don't even have a picture of DS in my siggy!)

Same here!

If I ever break down and get FB bump friends, youd be one of them Big Smile

KJmashup · January 2011

slwhatley:
Oh look, a thread I have nothing to contribute to.

You twat. ley.

girgirgir · January 2011

There's no one specific thing, but I hate looking back on something I did 5, 10, even 20 years ago and cringing in embarrassment. Often, I didn't even realize I was doing something embarrassing at the time. I wish so hard that I could go back and undo those things. Like that ten-paragraph email to the ex-boyfriend. Like that time I hit a parked car with my bike. Like all those times I thought I was being funny with the TMI.

The worst part is that I pat myself on the back about how I've gotten much better at not embarrassing myself, but I'M STILL DOING EMBARRASSING THINGS. I just don't realize it until I reflect on it later. And then I cringe. Ugh.

purplemag · January 2011

I worry too much about what other people think of me. And I am ridiculously shy, to the point people think I am a snob. Also, since settling down and having a family I have become very anti-social...it sucks!

Kara5109 · January 2011

ChrissieW3:
The fact that no one picked me as their Bump Crush.

This! I'm such a bump failure.

purplemag · January 2011

ChrissieW3:
::hangs head in pale shame::

Oh me too honey!! I am Scottish, Irish and English. All I do is burn, blister, peel and repeat. The sun hates me!

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