Snarky responses when asked annoying ?s

cburitz · January 2011

Since the topic was brought up several times in today's Unpopular Opinion post... lets come up with a list of snarky responses when asked annoying pregnancy-related questions.

I can think of ?s but I suck at responses.

1) Was it planned?

2) Will you be disappointed if the baby is a boy?

3) Are you hoping the baby looks more like you or your husband?

4) Do you want the baby to have your husbands (fill in the blank of a particular feature)?

5) Are you still getting sick?

6) Have you lost/gained weight yet?

7) Are you still having sex with your husband?

Add to this list with your response!

stefanie_cbc · January 2011

cburitz:
Since the topic was brought up several times in today's Unpopular Opinion post... lets come up with a list of snarky responses when asked annoying pregnancy-related questions.
I can think of ?s but I suck at responses.
1) Was it planned? Were you?
2) Will you be disappointed if the baby is a boy? Yes, only cause we were hoping for a puppy!
5) Are you still getting sick? Just of being asked the same annoying questions over and over.
7) Are you still having sex with your husband? Are you?
Add to this list with your response!

LnR70707 · January 2011

Close to #6, but irritating co-worker told me yesterday I was getting a bit of a belly (not starting show or getting a bump...belly). DH said I should have replied with "Yes I am, but it hasn't passed yours yet!" I thought that was hilarious.

Mrs.Leah.Maria · January 2011

Dude, I'm an open book, but I'm just so thankful I haven't been asked a single one of those questions!

cburitz · January 2011

taralp25:

3) Are you hoping the baby looks more like you or your husband? I'm hoping it looks like a liger....because I can't figure which I like more, a lion or a tiger.

Yes Love this!

BoogieMonster629 · January 2011

1) Was it planned? are you asking how much we had sex?

2) Will you be disappointed if the baby is a boy? yeah we were hoping for a hermaphrodite

3) Are you hoping the baby looks more like you or your husband? Just hope it doesn't look like the mailman..

4) Do you want the baby to have your husbands (fill in the blank of a particular feature)?

5) Are you still getting sick?

6) Have you lost/gained weight yet? nope this belly is just for show

7) Are you still having sex with your husband? for what? we are pregnant now

sorry for the blanks.. cant think of anything..

Mrs.Cords · January 2011

This was the only one me and DH really had a comeback for that wasn't already used above.

7) Are you still having sex with your husband? Only in the butt!

I know its crude but if your asking such a crude question I will give you the same kind of response.

Mira06 · January 2011

1. Was it planned? No, a complete accident. I slipped and fell on a pensis. Eta:fix typo.

Oct08b2bee · January 2011

stefanie_cbc:
cburitz:

Since the topic was brought up several times in today's Unpopular Opinion post... lets come up with a list of snarky responses when asked annoying pregnancy-related questions.

I can think of ?s but I suck at responses.

1) Was it planned? Were you?

2) Will you be disappointed if the baby is a boy? Yes, only cause we were hoping for a puppy!

5) Are you still getting sick? Just of being asked the same annoying questions over and over.

7) Are you still having sex with your husband? Are you?

Add to this list with your response!

ha! These all made me laugh.

lhuffmaster · January 2011

Mrs.Cords:

This was the only one me and DH really had a comeback for that wasn't already used above.

7) Are you still having sex with your husband? Only in the butt!

I know its crude but if your asking such a crude question I will give you the same kind of response.

This made me LOL! Thanks! Cool

hannabanana22 · January 2011

My Fav from my bitchy SIL-- "Are you going to keep it if C get's deployed? cause you will be all alone since we live 3 hours away?"

Why would I not keep my baby if my husband gets deployed? And most of my family, who I happen to like more than I like you, lives within 45 minutes of me. I honestly think DH's family hates her. (She married his brother) And she refuses to have kids because she doesn't "want to look like a whale just to have a screaming thing attached to me all day" Yes, that is a direct quote from her when we told everyone we were expecting.

lhuffmaster · January 2011

hannabanana22:

My Fav from my bitchy SIL-- "Are you going to keep it if C get's deployed? cause you will be all alone since we live 3 hours away?"

Why would I not keep my baby if my husband gets deployed? And most of my family, who I happen to like more than I like you, lives within 45 minutes of me. I honestly think DH's family hates her. (She married his brother) And she refuses to have kids because she doesn't "want to look like a whale just to have a screaming thing attached to me all day" Yes, that is a direct quote from her when we told everyone we were expecting.

WOW!! What a Bi-otch!

magpiebride61210 · January 2011

i live on sarcasm, so here goes! take none of this seriously. (but my in-laws and that side of the family would take me seriously, which is all the more fun!)

1) Was it planned? nope, and I don't even know if it's "his"

2) Will you be disappointed if the baby is a boy? very

3) Are you hoping the baby looks more like you or your husband? i hope this baby looks like one of the two men I'm considering at front runners for the role of "daddy"

4) Do you want the baby to have your husbands (fill in the blank of a particular feature)? penis

5) Are you still getting sick? just threw up in your purse, when you weren't looking

6) Have you lost/gained weight yet? i've gained 67 pounds in 10 weeks

7) Are you still having sex with your husband? well not with my husband

Mrs.Cords · January 2011

lhuffmaster:
Mrs.Cords:

This was the only one me and DH really had a comeback for that wasn't already used above.

7) Are you still having sex with your husband? Only in the butt!
I know its crude but if your asking such a crude question I will give you the same kind of response.

No problem! It really made me LOL as well.
This made me LOL! Thanks!

Epiphany27 · January 2011

Normally I just let people know they're asking a rude question, but when I get asked "Are you hoping for a boy or a girl?" I always reply "I hope its a puppy!"

waterlily2k2 · January 2011

magpiebride61210:
i live on sarcasm, so here goes! take none of this seriously. (but my in-laws and that side of the family would take me seriously, which is all the more fun!)
1) Was it planned? nope, and I don't even know if it's "his"
2) Will you be disappointed if the baby is a boy? very
3) Are you hoping the baby looks more like you or your husband? i hope this baby looks like one of the two men I'm considering at front runners for the role of "daddy"
4) Do you want the baby to have your husbands (fill in the blank of a particular feature)? penis
5) Are you still getting sick? just threw up in your purse, when you weren't looking
6) Have you lost/gained weight yet? i've gained 67 pounds in 10 weeks
7) Are you still having sex with your husband? well not with my husband

Lmao! I'm gonna have to remember these if/when I ever get asked these questions. I love sarcasm, but I'm not very good at coming up with responses.

Lindsay&Eric · January 2011

1) Was it planned? * Start Bawling Uncontrollably*

2) Will you be disappointed if the baby is a boy? We're not going to Let him be a boy...he'll have a Gender re-assignment surgery shortly after birth

3) Are you hoping the baby looks more like you or your husband? I'm really hoping the baby looks like George Cloney / jennifer Lopez

4) Do you want the baby to have your husbands (fill in the blank of a particular feature)? Eyes? Hell No...I hate the way he looks

5) Are you still getting sick? Only around certain people *starts gagging*

6) Have you lost/gained weight yet? I think I've decided to become bulemic...Do you think that's a good choice?

7) Are you still having sex with your husband? Well, It's not with my husband, but I love the sex !

jdm7 · January 2011

1) Was it planned? No - we were really wanting to get a puppy, but alas, baby came that way.

2) Will you be disappointed if the baby is a boy? I'd be more disappointed if it was a girl.

3) Are you hoping the baby looks more like you or your husband? If it goes according to plan *fingers crossed* s/he will look like the guy who bags my groceries at Giant Eagle.

4) Do you want the baby to have your husbands (fill in the blank of a particular feature)? Nostrils.

5) Are you still getting sick? Only when I have to hang out with people I don't like, nerves or something. Where is your bathroom again?

6) Have you lost/gained weight yet? I think I've lost, although my regular clothes are a big snug.

7) Are you still having sex with your husband? Who? Oh him? We haven't had sex since our wedding night.

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