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I have to ask...

S/O in the butt...What weird fetish does DH have, if DH doesn't have any what about old boyfriends, or if you're brave enough...what weird fetish do you have?

My ex-boyfriend used to like to get peed on. 

 

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  • I immediately thought of Dave Chapelle's "Pee-Pee on You" skit.

    My H likes feet.

     

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  • The closest thing that DH has a fetish for is curvy girls.  Really curvy girls.  His ultimate fantasy was Anna Nicole Smith back in the 90s. 

    The closest thing I have for a fetish is I really enjoy the gay porn.  In the butt. 

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    You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.



  • DH loves my feet. 

     

    (but not in the butt) 

  • My ex in HS wanted to pee on me once. THAT didnt happen. WTF did he even know about that in HS for?

    I also have an ex that liked the finger in the butt thing. Whatev. He was effing hot and amazing in bed...it was the least i could do LMAO

    As for me... I dont know that I have any. I'll be sure to update if I think of something though.

     

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  • Doesn't have one. He's good in bed, but we're pretty boring...
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  • Ok so thanks to Hochella, I thought of one. I am all about some rough stuff. And on occasion I like getting choked. WHAT? You asked.
  • DH is sorta boring in this regard.

    I, however, like BDSM.

    *sings "Getting to know you, getting to know all about you..."* 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • imageMissNikki007:

    I immediately thought of Dave Chapelle's "Pee-Pee on You" skit.

    My H likes feet.

     

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    Love it! 

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    DH and I are pretty basic. But I was once with a guy who was a college psych professor and he had an electroshock machine in his bedroom. I'm not sure if he actually used it, I was afraid to ask. He was too crazy in bed for me even without that, so I never went back after that one time.
  • I had an ex who liked licking toes!

    I have a friend who likes swinging because he likes to see his wife with another man. 

    My husband likes when I talk dirty.

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  • imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • imageKJmashup:

    imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    *...and now feeling the burn of being judged to Helll and back!*  

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • imageKJmashup:

    imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    ::DEAD::

    Oh now I wanna play too, so they can burn me right along with ya

  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imageKJmashup:

    imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    ::DEAD::

    Oh now I wanna play too, so they can burn me right along with ya

    Do you hear that? Is that crickets? Did we just kill this thread? 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • imageKJmashup:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageKJmashup:

    imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    ::DEAD::

    Oh now I wanna play too, so they can burn me right along with ya

    Do you hear that? Is that crickets? Did we just kill this thread? 

    killed it until it was dead me thinks...who knew there was something more taboo than butt secks. LMAO

  • imageKJmashup:
    imageKJmashup:

    imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    *...and now feeling the burn of being judged to Helll and back!*  

    No judging here.  I am a fan of gay porn, guy or girl!  Flame away.

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  • imageCamrynnsMommy:
    imageKJmashup:
    imageKJmashup:

    imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    *...and now feeling the burn of being judged to Helll and back!*  

    No judging here.  I am a fan of gay porn, guy or girl!  Flame away.

    i have only read man on man gay porn. Never seen it...but that was a turn on for whatever reason...I still havent figured that out. ha-ha

  • imageKJmashup:

    DH is sorta boring in this regard.

    I, however, like BDSM.

    *sings "Getting to know you, getting to know all about you..."* 

     

    Same boat as you! You are not alone!

  • My DH wants me to wear a horsetail. I don't think this is weird at all. Would you wear a horsetail?

    Oh wait! This isn't GP! ;-)

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  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imageKJmashup:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageKJmashup:

    imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    ::DEAD::

    Oh now I wanna play too, so they can burn me right along with ya

    Do you hear that? Is that crickets? Did we just kill this thread? 

    killed it until it was dead me thinks...who knew there was something more taboo than butt secks. LMAO

    It shocks me more when people *aren't* into some form of BDSM. It's like the vanilla of kink.

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    imageKJmashup:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageKJmashup:

    imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    ::DEAD::

    Oh now I wanna play too, so they can burn me right along with ya

    Do you hear that? Is that crickets? Did we just kill this thread? 

    killed it until it was dead me thinks...who knew there was something more taboo than butt secks. LMAO

    OOOH! Sexualness! Sorry I did not mean to post and run but I am at home and V is super active and fussy and all of that fun stuff. It is hard for me to keep up these days!

     

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    I'm not your bittttch, don't hang yourshiiit on me!

     

    (Sorry,it reminds me of this awesome song/video!!!) <3

     

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    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageKJmashup:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageKJmashup:

    imageOctoberBabyH:
    KJ< what is BDSM?

    bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism

    All of that in this petite little flower of a woman. ;) 

    ::DEAD::

    Oh now I wanna play too, so they can burn me right along with ya

    Do you hear that? Is that crickets? Did we just kill this thread? 

    killed it until it was dead me thinks...who knew there was something more taboo than butt secks. LMAO

    OOOH! Sexualness! Sorry I did not mean to post and run but I am at home and V is super active and fussy and all of that fun stuff. It is hard for me to keep up these days!

     

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    I'm not your bittttch, don't hang yourshiiit on me!

     

    (Sorry,it reminds me of this awesome song/video!!!) <3

     

    Yes, yes, yes! 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • OBH... seriously. I wanna NOM NOM NOM the crap out of Violet. That baby is so effing cute!
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  • imageMrsSummitCounty:

    My DH wants me to wear a horsetail. I don't think this is weird at all. Would you wear a horsetail?

    Oh wait! This isn't GP! ;-)

    my DH is a fan of mascot costumes. He like me to dress like a furry purple elephant...is that weird?

  • Hmm.. nothing too freaky- but he likes to do it from behind (not in the butt) when I'm wearing a mini dress & just pull my panties to the side.  GOSH!! I can't believe I just said all that.
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  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    My DH wants me to wear a horsetail. I don't think this is weird at all. Would you wear a horsetail?

    Oh wait! This isn't GP! ;-)

    my DH is a fan of mascot costumes. He like me to dress like a furry purple elephant...is that weird?

    Ha! Like in that movie "The Sweetest Thing"? Awesome! 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • imageMrsSummitCounty:
    OBH... seriously. I wanna NOM NOM NOM the crap out of Violet. That baby is so effing cute!

     

    Okay so I am still laughing at your horse tail comment and thank you!!! 

    She is in her jumperoo eating her bib right now, but talking to a peacock at the same time. We are both trying to multitask :)

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  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    My DH wants me to wear a horsetail. I don't think this is weird at all. Would you wear a horsetail?

    Oh wait! This isn't GP! ;-)

    my DH is a fan of mascot costumes. He like me to dress like a furry purple elephant...is that weird?

    No, but it would be weird if he wanted you to dress as Grimace or the Hamburgler.

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    imageMrsSummitCounty:
    OBH... seriously. I wanna NOM NOM NOM the crap out of Violet. That baby is so effing cute!

     

    Okay so I am still laughing at your horse tail comment and thank you!!! 

    She is in her jumperoo eating her bib right now, but talking to a peacock at the same time. We are both trying to multitask :)

    I'm just waiting for Nikki to bust out her PIP.

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  • imageMrsSummitCounty:

    My DH wants me to wear a horsetail. I don't think this is weird at all. Would you wear a horsetail?

    Oh wait! This isn't GP! ;-)

    I swear...the horsetail will never die!!
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  • imageMrsSummitCounty:
    I'm just waiting for Nikki to bust out her PIP.
    YWIA

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  • imageMissNikki007:
    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    My DH wants me to wear a horsetail. I don't think this is weird at all. Would you wear a horsetail?

    Oh wait! This isn't GP! ;-)

    I swear...the horsetail will never die!!

    And to that I say... Why should it?!? ;-)

    VIVA LA HORSETAIL!

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  • imageKJmashup:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    My DH wants me to wear a horsetail. I don't think this is weird at all. Would you wear a horsetail?

    Oh wait! This isn't GP! ;-)

    my DH is a fan of mascot costumes. He like me to dress like a furry purple elephant...is that weird?

    Ha! Like in that movie "The Sweetest Thing"? Awesome! 

    DAMNIT I cant find a PIP to back "I cant believe im fvcking a purple elephant"

  • imageMrsSummitCounty:
    imageMissNikki007:
    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    My DH wants me to wear a horsetail. I don't think this is weird at all. Would you wear a horsetail?

    Oh wait! This isn't GP! ;-)

    I swear...the horsetail will never die!!

    And to that I say... Why should it?!? ;-)

    VIVA LA HORSETAIL!

     ask and you shall receive VIVA indeed

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    Hmm.. nothing too freaky- but he likes to do it from behind (not in the butt) when I'm wearing a mini dress & just pull my panties to the side.  GOSH!! I can't believe I just said all that.
    That's hot.

    MSC - LOL at the horsetail!  Viva la horsetail!

    I'd have to agree McKenna...pretty hot indeed.

  • imageMrsSummitCounty:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    My DH wants me to wear a horsetail. I don't think this is weird at all. Would you wear a horsetail?

    Oh wait! This isn't GP! ;-)

    my DH is a fan of mascot costumes. He like me to dress like a furry purple elephant...is that weird?

    No, but it would be weird if he wanted you to dress as Grimace or the Hamburgler.

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, I have tears coming down my face.

  • imageMcKenna04:
    Hmm.. nothing too freaky- but he likes to do it from behind (not in the butt) when I'm wearing a mini dress & just pull my panties to the side.  GOSH!! I can't believe I just said all that.

    So, thats how you make twins...Wink

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  • ANAL!  ...he also bought me like 20 wigs in different lengths and colors.
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